# Dear god, not another newbie.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-god-not-another-newbie/289164>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 9, 2005, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-god-not-another-newbie/289164 "2005-02-09T08:04:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2005, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-god-not-another-newbie/289164/41 "2005-02-12T01:56:53Z")

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> [@Sevo](#):
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> So true. So true. Anyway, most of the newbies don’t make it as far as the trebuchet.
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> Welcome **DasTiggy**.  
> Did you know that man has visited the deepest part of the ocean, challenger deep, in 1960?

Only once, for twenty minutes.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2005, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-god-not-another-newbie/289164/42 "2005-02-12T02:14:03Z")

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> [@luluBahrain](#):
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> Only once, for twenty minutes.

And they saw _squid_\*. Coincidence? I think not.

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**Author:** ![DasTiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e95f7d/32.png) [@DasTiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DasTiggy)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2005, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-god-not-another-newbie/289164/43 "2005-02-12T06:26:07Z")

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> [@JohnBckWLD](#):
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> It was all foretold on a German message board devoted to cats. The poor translation goes something like this: [Tiggy has a shiny coat - but flakey skin](http://216.239.37.104/translate_c?hl=en&u=http://www.mietzmietz.de/ftopic2381.html%26sid%3Dd378fb4d6119e1d09421b8e868ea9ea5&prev=/search%3Fq%3D%2522das%2Btiggy%2522%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26rls%3DGGLD,GGLD:2004-43,GGLD:en)
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> Hey bub, this America: Where capitals reign supreme no matter what the peers of you generation say. You like all lower case letters, huh?!? If you’re the same guy who’s been submitting CDDB without using captals in titles, you have offically earned a spot on my shit list.

I don’t even know what CDDB is. o.o

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