# Dear Humanity: **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 25, 2009, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-humanity/487436 "2009-02-25T22:50:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-humanity/487436/1 "2009-02-25T22:50:48Z")
You are a cunt. (Unless you post on or admin the SDMB.) ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-humanity/487436/2 "2009-02-25T22:51:36Z")
IBTL ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-humanity/487436/3 "2009-02-25T22:52:07Z")
TLDR ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-humanity/487436/4 "2009-02-25T22:52:40Z")
Lulz ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-humanity/487436/5 "2009-02-25T22:57:07Z")
isn’t the statement plural? ‘you are cunts’ ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-humanity/487436/6 "2009-02-25T23:06:23Z")
Don’t be a pedant. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-humanity/487436/7 "2009-02-25T23:09:23Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > Don’t be a pedant. That’s it! Knife fight time! ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-humanity/487436/8 "2009-02-25T23:10:27Z")
My most vicious, visceral regards to the OP. ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-humanity/487436/9 "2009-02-26T00:30:13Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > You are a cunt. (Unless you post on or admin the SDMB.) I disagree. A cunt, at least, has a useful purpose. Humanity does not. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-humanity/487436/10 "2009-02-26T00:40:38Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > IBTL 😕 What does this mean? I beg to l–? It bit the leader? I became too lethargic [to post]? Wah? Damned humans–never make a lick of sense… ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-humanity/487436/11 "2009-02-26T00:42:53Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > 😕 What does this mean? > > I beg to l–? > > It bit the leader? > > I became too lethargic [to post]? > > Wah? > > Damned humans–never make a lick of sense… I Belong To Lucifer? He’s a satanist! Get 'im!!! ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-humanity/487436/12 "2009-02-26T00:45:19Z")
> [@KGS](#): > > I disagree. A cunt, at least, has a useful purpose. Humanity does not. Careful. I posted something similar last night suggesting that “earlobe” be used as a replacement for asshole, on the same basis. First thread was locked while I was posting, second one was disappeared after I posted it. I believe this argument to be cursed. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-humanity/487436/13 "2009-02-26T00:46:50Z")
In Before The Lock. Oh I wasn’t answering the question. I was just noting that I got to post here before they locked the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Ed\_Zotti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/fbc32d/32.png) [@Ed\_Zotti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ed_Zotti)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-humanity/487436/14 "2009-02-26T01:15:22Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > You are a cunt. (Unless you post on or admin the SDMB.) This was reported, but it’s not directed at another poster. No foul. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-humanity/487436/15 "2009-02-26T01:18:53Z")
I propose that all sons are cunts. ---
**Author:** ![mutantmoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a87d85/32.png) [@mutantmoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mutantmoose)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-humanity/487436/16 "2009-02-26T01:20:35Z")
Aliens are cunts too ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-humanity/487436/17 "2009-02-26T01:38:47Z")
> [@Revenant\_Threshold](#): > > I propose that all sons are cunts. Sweet Christ on a cracker–sons are DICKS; daughters are cunts? Do I have to come over there and show you? IBTL=In Before The Lock? How [insert random obscure sci-fi reference here] of them. I didn’t know we had so many lockdowns that an acronym was needed. I never get these memos. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-humanity/487436/18 "2009-02-26T01:48:44Z")
Go swive your dam’s quim, damswiver. ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-humanity/487436/19 "2009-02-26T02:18:59Z")
> [@Ed\_Zotti](#): > > This was reported, but it’s not directed at another poster. No foul. Look everybody! Clarification! ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-humanity/487436/20 "2009-02-26T02:27:56Z")
> [@Ed\_Zotti](#): > > This was reported, but it’s not directed at another poster. No foul. :smack: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-humanity/487436.md?page=2)