# Dear jarbabyj-- **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 2, 2002, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-jarbabyj/140020 "2002-12-02T19:32:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-jarbabyj/140020/1 "2002-12-02T19:32:28Z")
SWINE! šŸ˜› šŸ˜› šŸ˜› šŸ˜› šŸ˜› šŸ˜› šŸ˜› šŸ˜› Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-jarbabyj/140020/2 "2002-12-02T19:34:44Z")
cripes. WhatdIdo? ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-jarbabyj/140020/3 "2002-12-02T19:36:19Z")
You picked on him for his love of **Ryan Liam** , I bet. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-jarbabyj/140020/4 "2002-12-02T19:38:10Z")
Maybe **Bosda** just wants to remind you how cute [swine](http://www.oznet.ksu.edu/dp_ansi/swine/swine.htm) are? Lookit them little piggies! ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-jarbabyj/140020/5 "2002-12-02T19:38:27Z")
Oh. I thought this was about me taking the last Creme Brulee at THanksgiving dinner. ---
**Author:** ![everton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@everton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/everton)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-jarbabyj/140020/6 "2002-12-02T19:38:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bosda Diā€™Chi of Tricor \* > SWINE! Tsk. Thatā€™s no good - tell her to put the bridle on and stand in the corner 'til youā€™re ready. In German. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-jarbabyj/140020/7 "2002-12-02T19:39:21Z")
Hey, I remember ā€œBabeā€, that wasnā€™t a cute, innocent, pig-it was a terrorist training film! News at 11ā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-jarbabyj/140020/8 "2002-12-02T19:40:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*You picked on him for his love of **Ryan Liam** , I bet. \*\* Dear **dantheman** ā€“ Your slighting references to my masculinity have earned your a spot on my Permanent Walking Bacon list, right next to **jarbabyj**. However, you are a _gelded_ hog, & unfit for anything but chitilins. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-jarbabyj/140020/9 "2002-12-02T19:40:32Z")
Wow. 19 minutes after calling him a gaylord, and itā€™s completely dropped off your radar. Kind of like rubbing a puppyā€™s nose in itā€¦ you gotta catch them in the act, or theyā€™re completely innocent. Disciplining the willful can be such a chore sometimesā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-jarbabyj/140020/10 "2002-12-02T19:40:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by everton \* > \*\*Tsk. Thatā€™s no good - tell her to put the bridle on and stand in the corner 'til youā€™re ready. In German. \*\* NOW WEā€™RE TALKINā€™ ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-jarbabyj/140020/11 "2002-12-02T19:44:30Z")
_Zieh die ZĆ¼gel an und steh in der Ecke, bis ich soweit bin_ Hope this helps, have a nice day. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-jarbabyj/140020/12 "2002-12-02T19:46:38Z")
Iā€™m sweating ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-jarbabyj/140020/13 "2002-12-02T19:47:25Z")
Maybe you couldā€¦bring home the bacon. Oh the sounds of love. zooooooie! zooooooie! ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-jarbabyj/140020/14 "2002-12-02T19:59:22Z")
[homer] Mmmmmmmm, makinā€™ bacon on the beach [/homer] ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-jarbabyj/140020/15 "2002-12-02T20:22:27Z")
Aha! I was right! _We who are geld Just wanna be held_ _snif_ ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-jarbabyj/140020/16 "2002-12-02T21:11:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lno \* > \*\*_Zieh die ZĆ¼gel an und steh in der Ecke, bis ich soweit bin_ > > Hope this helps, have a nice day. \*\* An excerpt from the works of A Bester " ā€˜_Kommt Hure_! _Herunter_!_Sitz_!_Liege_!_Bleib_!ā€™ His lips were on her distorted mouth. 'Yes. Speak French to your mistress, Italian to your wife, English to your horse, German to your dog.\* Sterb Hund\*! Yes._Sterb Hure_! " ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-jarbabyj/140020/17 "2002-12-03T00:13:48Z")
Maybe **Bosda** was referring to the outcome of Sundayā€™s gameā€¦where the Pack showed the Bears who was king of the Midwest. Was Urlacher even playing? ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-jarbabyj/140020/18 "2002-12-03T01:27:38Z")
He was. Although not very well Iā€™m going to have to give him a spanking. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-jarbabyj/140020/19 "2002-12-03T01:43:58Z")
Shouldnā€™t that be the other way around? ---
**Author:** ![Reuben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@Reuben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reuben)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-jarbabyj/140020/20 "2002-12-03T11:24:30Z")
A spanking! A spanking! And thenā€¦ the oral sex. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-jarbabyj/140020.md?page=2)