# Dear Lynn "Spare the Rod and Spoil the Child" Bodoni:

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-lynn-spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-child-bodoni/601752>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 3, 2011, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-lynn-spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-child-bodoni/601752 "2011-11-03T16:12:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-lynn-spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-child-bodoni/601752/81 "2011-11-04T03:59:42Z")

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> [@Kolga](#):
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> You’ve got to be kidding me. I mean, I knew she was a psychopath, but I didn’t think she was a diagnosable drooling moron. Really?

[Really.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=498747)

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**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-lynn-spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-child-bodoni/601752/82 "2011-11-04T04:24:40Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> [Really.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=498747)

Again, I hope your moderating skills are better than this - linking to a pit thread and not the original? It is a good example of folks twisting words, leaping to wrong conclusions, exhibiting extreme bias and just general all around stupidity tho. It also proves my point, not yours. Good move.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-lynn-spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-child-bodoni/601752/83 "2011-11-04T04:34:55Z")

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> [@curlcoat](#):
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> Again, I hope your moderating skills are better than this - linking to a pit thread and not the original?

It contains a link to the original, and also a largely accurate summation of just exactly how abyssmally ignorant you are about the basic facts of the world around you.

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**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-lynn-spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-child-bodoni/601752/84 "2011-11-04T04:39:12Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> [Really.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=498747)

Ho. Lee. Shit.

That level of ignorance is truly, madly, deeply hilarious. Thanks so much for that link!

Just goes to show my original impulse was correct - girlfriend be trippin’, no need to engage.

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**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-lynn-spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-child-bodoni/601752/85 "2011-11-04T04:58:02Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> It contains a link to the original,

Yes, that was the telling part. The link to the original is _right there_ but you would rather link to a pit thread full of numbnuts and a drunk. Do you really think that is valid “proof” of your incorrect statement that I “was shocked to learn that there are descendents of slaves still living in the US”?

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> and also a largely accurate summation of just exactly how abyssmally ignorant you are about the basic facts of the world around you.

Oh fercrisssakes. I don’t think it will ever fail to amaze me that anyone, much less someone given authority, would really think I am ignorant for not knowing a detail of history, especially one that has zero to do with me. It also amazes me that I was _expected_ to have known I didn’t know that (huh?) and to take the time to find a source of information on it. And then to be so incredibly rude about it - hint, that is not the way to fight ignorance, just so you know.

It isn’t like I argued against it, I simply didn’t know that we haven’t had much in the way of new blood, due to laws in another country. I’m sure I could come up with a historical fact you don’t know - would that make you abysmally ignorant about the basic facts of the world around you? Why not?

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-lynn-spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-child-bodoni/601752/86 "2011-11-04T05:06:06Z")

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Heeeeeeeeeeeeee. Oh, dear. Yeah, curlcoat, not knowing that _slavery happened_ and that we didn’t, like, ship all of the slaves off to Liberia or Canada or Mexico or something after it ended, is not exactly a trivial historical detail like knowing that Taft got stuck in his bathtub. We sort of had a whole war in which it featured somewhat prominently.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-lynn-spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-child-bodoni/601752/87 "2011-11-04T05:07:03Z")

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I don’t know of many people who work so very hard as Curlcoat at maintaining such a high level of willful ignorance.

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**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-lynn-spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-child-bodoni/601752/88 "2011-11-04T05:10:41Z")

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I saw a post on FB today (yes, yes, shoot me) in which someone made the comment “There isn’t a thing as “race” in terms of color, because that term refers to the two species male and female.”

Seriously.

**curlcoat** is at THAT level of dumb.

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**Author:** ![Cyningablod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc29f/32.png) [@Cyningablod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyningablod)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-lynn-spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-child-bodoni/601752/89 "2011-11-04T05:11:42Z")

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**curlcoat** , you really are a _profoundly_ stupid one, aren’t you.

And the maddening thing about that for everyone else is that you apparently think you’re making good points. You’re not. You’re embarrassing yourself. Go away and let the adults have their discussion.

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**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-lynn-spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-child-bodoni/601752/90 "2011-11-04T05:12:11Z")

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> [@MsWhatsit](#):
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> Heeeeeeeeeeeeee. Oh, dear. Yeah, curlcoat, not knowing that _slavery happened_ and that we didn’t, like, ship all of the slaves off to Liberia or Canada or Mexico or something after it ended, is not exactly a trivial historical detail like knowing that Taft got stuck in his bathtub. We sort of had a whole war in which it featured somewhat prominently.

Uh, OK at this point I have to believe that you are whooshing me here. Or drunk/stoned/whatever. Because I really cannot see how you managed to get me _not knowing about slavery_ or shipping slaves off to some other country (???) out of what has been said. Even **Miller** isn’t that far off.

God, it’s no wonder so many people here are so without a clue.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-lynn-spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-child-bodoni/601752/91 "2011-11-04T05:16:52Z")

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Curlcoat, did you drop out of school in grade 10? Or let me rephrase that: what was the last grade of school that you completed?

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**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-lynn-spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-child-bodoni/601752/92 "2011-11-04T05:22:38Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> Curlcoat, did you drop out of school in grade 10? Or let me rephrase that: what was the last grade of school that you completed?

I graduated high school in 1975.

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**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-lynn-spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-child-bodoni/601752/93 "2011-11-04T05:41:25Z")

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> [@curlcoat](#):
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> I graduated high school in 1975.

Perhaps you should have considered a lawsuit against the school district. Too late now. Shame, really. You could have purchased you own island and never had to deal with the world. But then again, I’m sure you would have ultimately found internet access and been here now anyway. 😃

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-lynn-spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-child-bodoni/601752/94 "2011-11-04T05:44:06Z")

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> [@curlcoat](#):
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> Right. It’s OK for you all to respond to just the OP, but not me because I’m not agreeing with the status quo?
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> Um, no.
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> BTW, I did look at both the video for a couple of minutes, and two of **Lynn’s** posts in the other thread, and yup, you all are being assholes. Whatta surprise.

First, no one here said that a swat to the butt is the same as beating someone with a belt.

And second, you said:

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> I haven’t seen the video in question, nor have I looked at the linked thread, so for all I know the kid was abused and/or Lynn condoned it (which I seriously doubt).

Since you claimed you hadn’t seen the video, or viewed the topic in question, then you had no basis on which to judge our comments, dumbass.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-lynn-spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-child-bodoni/601752/95 "2011-11-04T05:48:10Z")

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> [@Curlcoat, what's the deal with you?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/curlcoat-whats-the-deal-with-you/478379/12):
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> I was in 4th grade in 1969

> [@curlcoat](#):
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> I graduated high school in 1975.

Either you skipped a couple of grades between 4 and 12, or your math is not so good, or you just post whatever floats through your mind at the time. Which is it?

If you skipped, then go back and learn something this time around.

If your math is not so good, then go back and learn something this time around.

If you just post whatever floats through your mind at the time, then at least you know your place as an example in the fight against ignorance.

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**Author:** ![Kolga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e56c9b/32.png) [@Kolga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolga)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-lynn-spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-child-bodoni/601752/96 "2011-11-04T05:53:13Z")

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I just love how **curlcoat** can even hijack a pit thread to be All About Her. Did this start as a “WTF **Lynn** ” thing?

Interesting how Ms. “children should fuck off and DIAF” just cannot resist posting in threads about children (especially ones about children NOT fucking off).

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**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-lynn-spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-child-bodoni/601752/97 "2011-11-04T05:56:07Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> Curlcoat, did you drop out of school in grade 10? Or let me rephrase that: what was the last grade of school that you completed?

She was in kindergarden in 1960, once, for twenty minutes.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-lynn-spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-child-bodoni/601752/98 "2011-11-04T06:04:20Z")

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Curlcoat, why is Justin Bieber listed as the father on your birth certificate?

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-lynn-spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-child-bodoni/601752/99 "2011-11-04T10:20:57Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> Curlcoat, why is Justin Bieber listed as the father on your birth certificate?

I think you mean certificate of live birth.

THEY’RE NOT THE SAME!!!

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-lynn-spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-child-bodoni/601752/100 "2011-11-04T11:26:32Z")

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I asked you guys not to respond to her. Your lack of faith in me is… disturbing.

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