# Dear McDonalds, please hire a linguist.

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mcdonalds-please-hire-a-linguist/287846
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 1, 2005, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mcdonalds-please-hire-a-linguist/287846 "2005-02-01T20:26:33Z")
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### Author: ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2005, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mcdonalds-please-hire-a-linguist/287846/61 "2005-02-04T08:46:40Z")

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I just wonder how long it’ll be before the first lawsuit from someone who burned their shlong on some molten cheese?

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