Dear Media, Obama did not "walk back" his Mosque comments

No, he doesn’t thing very well.

Well, sure, if they’re Baptist (Judean People’s Front) mosques.

Hey, there’s a mosque in Victoria! How can people be so understanding of their neighbors, of their co-workers and their friends, and yet turn around and say to the news camera, “You just can’t trust them.”

We’ll probably never know as he has denied repeated requests from journalists citing his promises for transparency in government demanding he “Let me see that thong”. The closest to an answer was when Gibbs allowed “Thong thong thong thong thong”.

Fine, he isn’t walking back on the community center issue. He was always a complete and total pussy with absolutely no spine. That better?

Speaking of the media, anyone catch the NY Post’s headline about it? Stay classy, Post.

If it were sacred ground why was a Burlington Coat Factory There? Do retail establishments sanctify the ground? It was closed for 9 years. Crap the city did well to get someone to build on the land creating jobs. It is a 19 story building that will employ a lot of people. Constructing it will employ people too. This whole discussion is stupid. It is a pile of dirt 2 blocks from where a large building dropped.

Tea-bagger #1: [the whole gang holds the mosque hostage] I say we kill it!

Tea-bagger Gang: [shout] Yeah!

Tea-bagger #2: I say we hang it, then we kill it!

Tea-bagger Gang: [shout] Yeah!

Tea-bagger Gingrich: I say we stomp it!

Tea-bagger Gang: [shout] Yeah!

Tea-bagger Gingrich: Then we tattoo it!

Tea-bagger Gang: [shout] Yeah!

Tea-bagger Gingrich: Then we hang it…!

Tea-bagger Gang: [shout] YEAH!’!

Tea-bagger Gingrich: And then we kill it!

Tea-bagger Gang: [shout] YEAH!’!’!

Mosque: [tries to throw voice without moving lips] I say we let it go.

Tea-bagger Gang: [shout] NO!!!

Tea-bagger Palin: [whistles] I say ya let me have it first!

Harry Reid, lion of the Senate, comes out against the Mosque.

How’s that anti-mosquey thingy workin’ for ya, Harry?

When you say lion, you mean a brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and a great long nose, right? I can see a resemblance between Harry Reid and one of those kinds of lions.

If you live in New York, or the greater New York metro area, you know Muslims. They’re your friends, neighbors, business associates, they sell you newspapers, groceries, gasoline, they’re pretty much all over the place. Are these anti-mosque New Yorkers seriously looking these people in the eye and saying “We still blame you for September 11th?”

By the Slimey Bat-Head of Hannity, can’t the media find some Real news to report…!?

With all our problems I guess that’s one thing we Don’t have to worry about in the Detroit area. It would be pretty ridiculous to protest another Mosque. If you refuse to deal with Muslims you would pretty much have to move out, as you will be unable to get gas, smokes, or dentistry.

Cite?

And . . . that’s how you ruin a funny joke. Thanks GO. This is why we can’t have nice things.

And then you made it worse. You truly are worthless.

You talking to me? You sure seem to be pissed at me lately. Did I piss in your whiskey trough or something?

I saw a guy on Facebook going on about how Obama was giving them the mosque. He wasn’t just being tolerant of religion, he endorses it and is FUNDING the mosque.

I think I might have my first person to block on Facebook.

Going to Facebook for political opinions is like going to the Dollar Store for fashion tips.

Yes. Please stop doing this; it makes it taste funny.

Because it’s clearly only meant to apply to Christianity. It’s also why those who bleat about it the loudest are the ones to most loudly demand certain books be banned or burned.

-Joe