# Dear Miss Ogynist...Miss Andryst...Miss Anthrope...Miss thang... ahem. Dear catsix,

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 10, 2006, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-miss-ogynist-miss-andryst-miss-anthrope-miss-thang-ahem-dear-catsix/368112 "2006-08-10T03:42:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-miss-ogynist-miss-andryst-miss-anthrope-miss-thang-ahem-dear-catsix/368112/341 "2006-08-13T17:08:52Z")

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[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]  
Well, if I had expressed how much fun it was to shot your cock with a rifle, you might have a teeny little point to go along with your teeny little cock. As it is, you will have to get by with just the latter.

Anyone who would should a cat for fun, but is afraid to get close enough to give the cat a fighting chance, is a chickenshit, needledick, dumbass, loser asshole.  
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That and while cats MAY carry disease, they also serve a purpose in catching rodents, which also carry disease.

But enough of this hijack. Someone mentioned upthread about **catsix** declaring how, if she had lived 100 years ago, she still would have been able to get exactly where she is today, based entirely on her own merits, despite the climate of the times. I wonder, would she also have been able to get Congress to allow her to vote all by her own little lonesome?

(BTW, I think that was the same thread where I pointed out the contributions the Suffragists made and she gave me some bullshit about how it was the MEN in Congress who gave women the right to vote, not the activists.)

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-miss-ogynist-miss-andryst-miss-anthrope-miss-thang-ahem-dear-catsix/368112/342 "2006-08-13T17:22:20Z")

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I thought of this thread as I was entering the grocery store today. A man and his wife were exiting. He held the door open for me.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-miss-ogynist-miss-andryst-miss-anthrope-miss-thang-ahem-dear-catsix/368112/343 "2006-08-13T17:33:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Khadaji]  
I thought of this thread as I was entering the grocery store today. A man and his wife were exiting. He held the door open for me.  
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Cocksucker. The nerve. I hope you were having an epileptic seizure at the time. If not, you’re a pussy.

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**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-miss-ogynist-miss-andryst-miss-anthrope-miss-thang-ahem-dear-catsix/368112/344 "2006-08-13T17:34:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Khadaji]  
I thought of this thread as I was entering the grocery store today. A man and his wife were exiting. He held the door open for me.  
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Ah, but you forgot the most important part. Are you a man, or a woman? 😃

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-miss-ogynist-miss-andryst-miss-anthrope-miss-thang-ahem-dear-catsix/368112/345 "2006-08-13T18:13:45Z")

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[QUOTE=CanvasShoes]  
Ah, but you forgot the most important part. Are you a man, or a woman? 😃  
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Naw. It was already implied in post 314

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-miss-ogynist-miss-andryst-miss-anthrope-miss-thang-ahem-dear-catsix/368112/346 "2006-08-13T18:15:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Khadaji]  
Naw. It was already implied in post 314  
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That Typo should be **post 304**

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**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-miss-ogynist-miss-andryst-miss-anthrope-miss-thang-ahem-dear-catsix/368112/347 "2006-08-13T19:21:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Guinastasia]  
But enough of this hijack. Someone mentioned upthread about **catsix** declaring how, if she had lived 100 years ago, she still would have been able to get exactly where she is today, based entirely on her own merits, despite the climate of the times. I wonder, would she also have been able to get Congress to allow her to vote all by her own little lonesome?  
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What??? I’d hate to have to comb through all of this thread to find it-- do you know where it is?

I have to shake my head in wonderment if she really said that. Apparently, she doesn’t undertstand the process of socialization. (I.E if you’re raised to believe something and everyone around you believes it, chances are, you won’t stray far from that belief.) Most likey, her husband or father would have beat her for spouting off some of the posts she’s made here.

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**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-miss-ogynist-miss-andryst-miss-anthrope-miss-thang-ahem-dear-catsix/368112/348 "2006-08-13T19:46:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Lissa]  
What??? I’d hate to have to comb through all of this thread to find it-- do you know where it is?  
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Its’ not in this thread. Its’ from a thread from awhile back, maybe even a couple years. I vaguely remember those statements for the WTFitude, but not enough to recall what the topic was.

Speaking of vague “what the fuck” memories, is **catsix** the one who claimed to leave about 5 feet between her and the car in front of her at stoplights so she could maneuver away from attackers if need be? That thread was definitely years back.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-miss-ogynist-miss-andryst-miss-anthrope-miss-thang-ahem-dear-catsix/368112/349 "2006-08-13T19:51:04Z")

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I’ll see if I can’t find it, **Lissa**.

Let’s see, there’s [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=356900):

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> 1. You just hit on one of the reasons I hate feminists. They take credit for everything that I do today, and everything I’ve become, as if they were the ones who handed it to me and my hard work had absolutely nothing to do with my success. In the next sentence they whine about how women are such big victims.

In response to someone mentioning the very frightening and extreme abuse women face in the developing world:

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> And if you’re in the United States, it’s almost impossible for a battered man to get any kind of help or protection from his abuser. It’s also common practice to cut off an extremely sensitive part of a baby boy’s body for no medical reason whatsoever and label anyone who objects to the practice a ‘whiner’ or call them crazy.

(I’m sorry, anyone who honestly equates male circumcision, as it’s practiced in US medical facilities to FMG in the third world has got to be pretty off the beam.)

Or [this one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6732008), where she pulls arguments out of her ass that no one was proposing?

Oh, here’s the comment about how it was men who gave women the right to vote:

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> The right to vote was granted, at least US wide (Wyoming and a few other states allowed women the vote sooner so that they could become states) by Constitutional Amendment. Most of those who ratified the Amendment were men, because that’s who was in government at the time. If you want to believe the feminists ‘gave’ me that right, you go ahead. Reproductive freedom came from Supreme Court decisions regarding Constitutional law, not from feminists dictating policy.

I wasn’t aware that Susan B. Antony or Alice Paul had penises, did you? Ditto Jane Roe and Margaret Sanger. Who knew?

Apparently, any gain for women happened in a vaccum-there were no activists working for this-no, those nice men in the Congress just up and decided to allow women to vote based on their own iniative.

By her logic, civil rights in this country owe nothing to Rosa Parks, or Martin Luther King, because it was those nice white legislatures who gave them their rights.  
God, did a group of feminists kick her puppy to death when she was a child? Jesus. No sense of proportion, everything in her world is strictly black or white. No shades of grey. No details.

And for someone who claims to hate the culture of victimhood, she sure is quick to paint herself as one of them-how hard she has it, how harassed she is by feminists and what not. And now she complains about men opening doors for women, sounding exactly like the super extreme feminists she paints the entire movement to be?

Jesus.

And yes, I am aware that my life isn’t exactly what I wish it to be, to put it mildly. Despite all that, I happen to think I at least have a better outlook, rather than constantly going around looking for something to be offended at. At least I’m not the one likely to have a heart attack before I’m fifty.

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**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-miss-ogynist-miss-andryst-miss-anthrope-miss-thang-ahem-dear-catsix/368112/350 "2006-08-13T20:06:50Z")

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Aw go on little **Guinnie**. Keep dredging up shit to rail at me for. Your obsession is cute, especially since you lack the sack to actually live any kind of life at all. No job, no friends, nothing but your mummy and daddy taking care of you until they die.

Then what? Who’s going to take care of you then?

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> **Guinastasia** said:  
> And yes, I am aware that my life isn’t exactly what I wish it to be, to put it mildly. Despite all that, I happen to think I at least have a better outlook, rather than constantly going around looking for something to be offended at. At least I’m not the one likely to have a heart attack before I’m fifty.

Your life isn’t ‘exactly what [you] wish it to be’? Well that’s a mild way of saying that you don’t have a life outside web forums and the occasional family related event. What outlook do you have? The one out the attic window? Honey, you’re not going to have a heart attack before you’re fifty, but I doubt you’ll have sex by the time you’re fifty either.

You sit there in your parents’ house, afraid to go outside, incapable of holding down even a cashier job at K-Mart, and you really think you have room to tell me how fucked up my life is? Come back when you have one.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-miss-ogynist-miss-andryst-miss-anthrope-miss-thang-ahem-dear-catsix/368112/351 "2006-08-13T20:11:12Z")

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See what I mean, folks? She goes for my personal issues instead of any of the arguments I’ve brought up about her behavior HERE.

You really are a miserable little person, aren’t you? Does it make you feel good to point out my problems? Huh? Does it?

Yeah, maybe I’m a virgin without a job-but I can always go out and get laid and get hired. You, on the other hand, will always be a bullying, miserable, cunt.

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**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-miss-ogynist-miss-andryst-miss-anthrope-miss-thang-ahem-dear-catsix/368112/352 "2006-08-13T20:12:20Z")

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> **Guinastasia** said:  
> Yeah, maybe I’m a virgin without a job-but I can always go out and get laid and get hired.

You’ve been saying it for five years.

Time to shit or get off the pot.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-miss-ogynist-miss-andryst-miss-anthrope-miss-thang-ahem-dear-catsix/368112/353 "2006-08-13T20:13:35Z")

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[QUOTE=catsix]  
You’ve been saying it for five years.

Time to shit or get off the pot.  
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OH fuck off, Meg. As you’ve so eloquently stated to people in the past, you don’t know jackshit about my life, as it is. Not that I give a shit what the likes of you think of me anyways.

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**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-miss-ogynist-miss-andryst-miss-anthrope-miss-thang-ahem-dear-catsix/368112/354 "2006-08-13T20:14:54Z")

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I’m pretty sure that using people’s real names around here is against the rules, isn’t it, **Guinnie**?

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-miss-ogynist-miss-andryst-miss-anthrope-miss-thang-ahem-dear-catsix/368112/355 "2006-08-13T20:17:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]  
Well, if I had expressed how much fun it was to shot your cock with a rifle, you might have a teeny little point to go along with your teeny little cock. As it is, you will have to get by with just the latter.

Anyone who would should a cat for fun, but is afraid to get close enough to give the cat a fighting chance, is a chickenshit, needledick, dumbass, loser asshole.  
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Agreed.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-miss-ogynist-miss-andryst-miss-anthrope-miss-thang-ahem-dear-catsix/368112/356 "2006-08-13T20:19:04Z")

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[QUOTE=catsix]  
I’m pretty sure that using people’s real names around here is against the rules, isn’t it, **Guinnie**?  
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Not that I’m aware of. If it is, I appologize to the mods.

Last time I checked, though, it’s also against the rules to be a jerk, which is what I would count attacking people’s personal health problems.

But then, that says more about you than it does about me.

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**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-miss-ogynist-miss-andryst-miss-anthrope-miss-thang-ahem-dear-catsix/368112/357 "2006-08-13T20:20:36Z")

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You should be apologizing to me, and asking the mods to edit that out of your post.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-miss-ogynist-miss-andryst-miss-anthrope-miss-thang-ahem-dear-catsix/368112/358 "2006-08-13T20:22:50Z")

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[QUOTE=catsix]  
You should be apologizing to me, and asking the mods to edit that out of your post.  
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Why should I appologize to you? You’ve made it quite clear what kind of person you are.

Either way, if it makes YOU feel better to attack me personally, well go right ahead. You obviously need that nice little boost it gives you.

Oh, **Lissa** , that reminds me-could you e-mail me? I have a few questions about the museum and the work you do. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-miss-ogynist-miss-andryst-miss-anthrope-miss-thang-ahem-dear-catsix/368112/359 "2006-08-13T20:57:30Z")

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It’s very difficult for me to do this (hell, I was here for almost seven years before I pitted a Doper), but I have to get this off my chest.

**catsix,** you are a nasty, reprensible person. You’re not even witty about it which would give it at least a modicrum of entertainment value.

I feel somewhat sorry for you, because you must be a very unhappy person to be steeped in such bitterness and venom. However, my pity isn’t enough to restrain me from saying that I certainly won’t regret it when you have your inevitable blow-out and slink off into the sunset like your kind always does. I don’t think I’m alone in wishing it would happen soon.

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-miss-ogynist-miss-andryst-miss-anthrope-miss-thang-ahem-dear-catsix/368112/360 "2006-08-13T23:22:46Z")

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This thread has degenerated even beyond Pit levels.

Locked.

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