# Dear Mr. Rolleyes **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 14, 2012, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975 "2012-11-14T13:13:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/41 "2012-11-15T18:40:05Z")
> [@vita beata](#): > > eye rollage has caused stress to furryman. Furryman may need to take a vacation; pack his sweater, perhaps fly to some tropical eye lens. OHHH YEAH!i ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/42 "2012-11-15T18:48:35Z")
> [@Vita\_Beata](#): > > Eye rollage has caused stress to Furryman. Furryman may need to take a vacation; pack his sweater, perhaps fly to some tropical eye lens. I believe we should study the thought process in constructing puns. Would you be interested in donating your brain to science? Soon? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/43 "2012-11-15T18:54:43Z")
> [@Vita\_Beata](#): > > I laughed out loud over this as I went about my errands. Thanks, Furryman, for having a good outlook on this thread, for not trying to socket to us or give us a lashing. Stop brow beating him. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/44 "2012-11-15T19:54:06Z")
These puns get cornea and cornea. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/45 "2012-11-15T19:55:59Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > These puns get cornea and cornea. I thought we were on a roll. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/46 "2012-11-15T20:01:21Z")
Just in time for Thanksgiving, a cornea-copia of puns! ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/47 "2012-11-15T21:13:10Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > We must kill all the punners now, while there is still time. Don’t shoot until you see the roll of their eyes… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/48 "2012-11-15T21:17:39Z")
> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#): > > Don’t shoot until you see the roll of their eyes… Et tu, Brute? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/49 "2012-11-15T21:37:43Z")
Come on guys, let’s focus… ---
**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/50 "2012-11-15T23:30:12Z")
As long as it’s all in good humour. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/51 "2012-11-15T23:39:26Z")
> [@gamerunknown](#): > > As long as it’s all in good humour. Is that a pun?!?!?! ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/52 "2012-11-15T23:54:53Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Is that a pun?!?!?! No, that’s just a vitreous rumour. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/53 "2012-11-16T00:39:38Z")
> [@Colophon](#): > > No, that’s just a vitreous rumour. I had to look that up. I’m going to track you down, feed your entrails to my dog and make musical instruments from your bones upon which I shall play pleasant music to entertain my women. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/54 "2012-11-16T04:03:53Z")
> [@gamerunknown](#): > > As long as it’s all in good humour. Vitreous, or Aqueous, you need to specify _which_ humour. ETA: Forgot to include the pun. Eye, there’s the rub! ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/55 "2012-11-16T05:44:07Z")
> [@gamerunknown](#): > > As long as it’s all in good humour. One of the reasons I can read a newspaper from 10 meters is that back in the 70s I worked summers as The Good Humour Man. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/56 "2012-11-16T06:37:08Z")
It’s a never-ending cataract of puns! ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/57 "2012-11-16T07:29:34Z")
> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#): > > With six, you get eyeroll…😛 With my ex, the eyeroll came with _sex_ :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/58 "2012-11-16T14:28:08Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I believe we should study the thought process in constructing puns. > Would you be interested in donating your brain to science? > Soon? > 🙂 I believe I can best serve mankind by just posting here, focalizing on the positive, and remaining optic-mistic. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/59 "2012-11-16T14:34:44Z")
> [@Vita\_Beata](#): > > I believe I can best serve mankind by just posting here, focalizing on the positive, and remaining optic-mistic. > > 😃 Where’s my blood pressure medicine? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/60 "2012-11-16T17:24:08Z")
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