# Dear Mr. Rolleyes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 14, 2012, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975 "2012-11-14T13:13:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/61 "2012-11-16T17:29:56Z")

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I was going to include something about it being vitreous not to aqueous to the demands of the eyerollers, but I thought you guys might get squamous. After all, iodopsin some very peculiar manners of speech and still only getting snake eyes.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/62 "2012-11-16T17:54:03Z")

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I, browsing through this thread, am appalled how we’ve made rods for our own backs.

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**Author:** ![mascaroni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@mascaroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mascaroni)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/63 "2012-11-16T18:07:51Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> WTH is Furryman?
> 
> Oh, the OP.  
> Yeah.  
> What’s up with him?

More importantly…

Who pays him?

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/64 "2012-11-16T18:19:03Z")

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> [@mascaroni](#):
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> More importantly…
> 
> Who pays him?

[anthropomorphic personification]EVERYONE.[/ap]

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-mr-rolleyes/640975/65 "2012-11-16T19:12:44Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I had to look that up.  
> I’m going to track you down, feed your entrails to my dog and make musical instruments from your bones upon which I shall play pleasant music to entertain my women.
> 
> 🙂

Are your women Third Rolleye Blind fans?

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