# Dear NextEx: No, YOU go fuck yourself. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 13, 2001, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-nextex-no-you-go-fuck-yourself/93046 "2001-11-13T02:35:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-nextex-no-you-go-fuck-yourself/93046/1 "2001-11-13T02:35:38Z")
I know that our divorce is almost final, and believe you me, I’m as happy as a man can be over it. I can’t wait for this house to sell, either, so that we can split the profits, pay off our bills, and move on to seperate lives, rather than having to live in the same house as you. I’m tired of you. You are mean. However, I won’t be responsible for your inability to remember conversations of an hour and a half ago. And, I won’t be party to your telling me to go fuck myself because I can correct you, remembering what was said VERBATIM, and quoting it back to you. I don’t give a damn that your head is screwed on loose. Mine isn’t. Why do you think I remember things so well? Could it be because I’M TIRED OF YOU FUCKING ME WITH YOUR FUCKED UP PERSPECTIVES? Things happen in only ONE WAY. You cannot just forget what you don’t feel like remembering, and make that reality the truth. Go fuck myself? Fine. I’ve been doing it for FOUR FUCKING YEARS since you wouldn’t. I wasted my life on you. And still, until now, I was willing to forgive you for all of it, letting it slide. Hell, I still loved you. Not anymore. Me fuck myself? No. I’m already fucked from believing in you. You fuck yourself. If nobody else is as stupid as I was, you’d better get used to it. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-nextex-no-you-go-fuck-yourself/93046/2 "2001-11-13T02:40:54Z")
And that is the first, and ONLY time, you will ever see me bitter. ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-nextex-no-you-go-fuck-yourself/93046/3 "2001-11-13T02:51:33Z")
Cyni, you don’t need this. I am not one to cheer divorce, but thank god you are getting out of this situation. It can only get better from here. I’m here if you need me. Use me as you will. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Billy\_Rubin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billy_rubin/32/3622_2.png) [@Billy\_Rubin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_Rubin)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-nextex-no-you-go-fuck-yourself/93046/4 "2001-11-13T02:54:27Z")
Cynical, I feel your pain. Here’s a nice throwaway line next time she invites you to fuck yourself. “Hey, If I could fuck myself I’d be shooting the likes of you off the lids of garbage cans”. Hope it helps. Hope the process gets smoothed out soon. There’s a song with a line in it “And it rained like a slow divorce”.Until I got one I had no idea what that meant. b. ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-nextex-no-you-go-fuck-yourself/93046/5 "2001-11-13T03:21:20Z")
I agree with Sapphy…you need to get away from her _fast_. I honestly hope it doesn’t take much longer. And you know what else? She should be thankful you’re still there putting up with her shit. A lesser man would have left her flat a long time ago, dumping all the responsibilities and shit that comes with divorce on her head, for her to deal with alone. You don’t need this. Rose ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-nextex-no-you-go-fuck-yourself/93046/6 "2001-11-13T03:29:45Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* \*\* > [@](#): > > And still, until now, I was willing to forgive you for all of it, letting it slide. Hell, I still loved you.\*\* Disbelief…_check._ \*\* > [@](#): > > I don’t give a damn that your head is screwed on loose.\*\* Anger…_check._ \*\* > [@](#): > > Go fuck myself? Fine. I’ve been doing it for FOUR FUCKING YEARS since you wouldn’t.\*\* Bargaining…_check._ \*\* > [@](#): > > I know that our divorce is almost final, and believe you me, I’m as happy as a man can be over it.\*\* Acceptance…_check._ Yep, he’s ready to move on. Good luck, Mr. C. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-nextex-no-you-go-fuck-yourself/93046/7 "2001-11-13T04:01:22Z")
You know what, Brian? You may not be right for her, but you are _perfect_ for **someone**. Just don’t ever forget that. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-nextex-no-you-go-fuck-yourself/93046/8 "2001-11-13T04:05:43Z")
Jesus, Mr. C, I’m glad this will finally be over for you. I’m also glad that, overall, things look better for you than they did a couple months ago (yes, I remember, and I worried about you a bit too). I hope you can have a happy Thanksgiving, and find some time to just relax and veg. Una ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-nextex-no-you-go-fuck-yourself/93046/9 "2001-11-13T16:10:48Z")
Don’t let her get to you, Brian. She’s a bitch and you’ll be quit of her soon. Focus on that, instead of how miserable she made/makes you. Also know that you’ve lots of people that care about you … even if they can’t always be around when you need them. ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-nextex-no-you-go-fuck-yourself/93046/10 "2001-11-13T16:29:45Z")
**Cynical** - good on you. I wish that I’d gotten mentally rid of my ex as well as you appear to be- it took me a good year or so to get to the point you appear to be at. Oh, and that offer that **Sapphire Bullet** made to you? Take her up on it. She’s a cutie. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-nextex-no-you-go-fuck-yourself/93046/11 "2001-11-13T18:34:20Z")
Brian, as a God-fearing Christian, I can only say that I am dissapointed in you in your decision to leave your wife. I know that you must be in a lot of pain, but I think you should stay with her forever, as you will always be married in God’s eyes and if you leave her now, you will burn in the fiery pit of HELL for ever after! Nah, just kidding dude. 😃 I do have something to say though: > [@](#): > > Go fuck myself? Fine. I’ve been doing it for FOUR FUCKING YEARS since you wouldn’t. What the fuck am I? Chopped liver? Next time…no reach around for YOU! [sub]I’m glad you’re moving onwards and upwards, man. Good for you![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-nextex-no-you-go-fuck-yourself/93046/12 "2001-11-13T20:17:11Z")
Brian, I wish I had the BBQ Pit six or seven years ago when I was in the same boat, I blazed ink across the pages of a journal, which may not be quite as cathartic. Glad you have the house sale pending to get rid of any joint bills, that can be a real downer, paying the thieving, conniving, money-grubbing, boyfriend-fucking, lie-to-your-face bitch off years afterwards. [sub]Who me? Bitter? Nah, really I’m over it.[/sub] Have a Bachelor Party when you are Free At Last. Good place to meet chicks. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-nextex-no-you-go-fuck-yourself/93046/13 "2001-11-13T22:38:01Z")
You deserve so very much better out of life. Soon, it’ll all be over and done with, the only time you’ll _ever_ have to see her is when you want to see **MiniCyni**. Good luck to you, dollface. And stay the hell away from **Sapphy**. She’s MINE. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-nextex-no-you-go-fuck-yourself/93046/14 "2001-11-13T22:51:25Z")
Well, knowing you’re soon to be available, and of an impressive stature, I would like to state for the record that I plan to begin wooing you like no tomorrow, **Cyni**. That should make you feel better, right? 😉 /me hugs the fuck outta MrCynical. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-nextex-no-you-go-fuck-yourself/93046/15 "2001-11-13T23:09:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rasa \* > /me hugs the fuck outta MrCynical. **Rasa** , I think he’s going to need that fuck before terribly long. :GDRLH: ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-nextex-no-you-go-fuck-yourself/93046/16 "2001-11-13T23:14:50Z")
**Mr. Cynical** , the light at the end of the tunnel is visible. Not much longer. Here’s hoping for a smoother path from here on out. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Billy Rubin \* > **There’s a song with a line in it “And it rained like a slow divorce”.** _Balloon Man_ by Robyn Hitchcock and The Egyptians! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-nextex-no-you-go-fuck-yourself/93046/17 "2001-11-14T04:27:53Z")
**Mr Cynical** , Don’t want to head into Cliche Village here. Just keep in mind you’re doing what’s best for you and Lil Cyn. You have my email addys and my phone numbers. Feel free to email or call, if only to vent.