# Dear Pancho: (My sick, sick, sick right kidney) Let's talk!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 1, 2020, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pancho-my-sick-sick-sick-right-kidney-lets-talk/848742 "2020-03-01T07:29:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pancho-my-sick-sick-sick-right-kidney-lets-talk/848742/61 "2020-03-03T02:15:12Z")

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Definitely tell somebody about the rash! The incision may have to go around it!  
~VOW

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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pancho-my-sick-sick-sick-right-kidney-lets-talk/848742/62 "2020-03-03T02:32:13Z")

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Thinking about you and hoping for the best. Glad all is going according to plan so far.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pancho-my-sick-sick-sick-right-kidney-lets-talk/848742/63 "2020-03-03T03:02:54Z")

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**3rd Installment in my Musical meanderings**  
DIL and Big Sister took a look at the rash. There’s also a big **X** , drawn on my right flank. Ostensibly the PA did that while I was sleeping earlier. So I guess he saw the rash. The Nurse says it’s in my chart.

I ran everyone off. I need peace right now.

A decent movie is on TCM. And…I have new Dr.Dre headphones on . The Nurse says I can have the TV on, all night, as long as there’s no sound. I’m good to go!

When I was asleep I was dreaming of the song ‘Baby Blue by Badfinger’ took me all evening to remember the song and band. I’m sure I never owned it. I cannot remember where I know it from.  
When I was in the MRI tube thingy a song called ‘Elvis and Andy’ was playing way too loud. I have to say the song kinda made me happy:)  
This hospital experience is turning into a musical. When I’m well I’m gonna write a screen play. Yes, I will.  
The song ‘Pancho and Lefty’ will definatly be in the play.  
:::stay tuned:::  
(Another song may pop-up)

ETA: the hungry and come and gone.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pancho-my-sick-sick-sick-right-kidney-lets-talk/848742/64 "2020-03-03T03:27:42Z")

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Best wishes, **Beck**!

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pancho-my-sick-sick-sick-right-kidney-lets-talk/848742/65 "2020-03-03T03:37:32Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> . . . A decent movie is on TCM. . .

It’s _Laura_, isn’t it? Either that or _The Ghost And Mrs. Muir_. It must be Gene Tierney night. I’m watching them, too.

Here’s hoping for a successful surgery and quick healing.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pancho-my-sick-sick-sick-right-kidney-lets-talk/848742/66 "2020-03-03T03:49:14Z")

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> [@teela\_brown](#):
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> It’s _Laura_, isn’t it? Either that or _The Ghost And Mrs. Muir_. It must be Gene Tierney night. I’m watching them, too.
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> Here’s hoping for a successful surgery and quick healing.

Yes. I’m watching those.🙂

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**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pancho-my-sick-sick-sick-right-kidney-lets-talk/848742/67 "2020-03-03T04:01:30Z")

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> [@DorkVader](#):
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> _reads the last few posts, considers what nellie said, decides to leave quieter than when entered_
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> I’ve dealt with someone in a diabetic delirium once  
> once!  
> **stage whisper**
> 
> GET BETTER QUICK BECK

Sorry, was I using my teacher voice again?

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**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pancho-my-sick-sick-sick-right-kidney-lets-talk/848742/68 "2020-03-03T04:13:49Z")

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Maybe next time you doze off, Beck, the soundtrack will be “Blue Skies”:

_Blue skies smilin’ at me,  
Nothing but blue skies do I see.  
…_  
_Never saw the sun shinin’ so bright,  
never saw things goin’ so right._

You’re wrapped like a cocoon in love and good wishes!

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pancho-my-sick-sick-sick-right-kidney-lets-talk/848742/69 "2020-03-03T04:17:49Z")

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Hope all goes well, **Beck**. I’ll be thinking of you tomorrow!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pancho-my-sick-sick-sick-right-kidney-lets-talk/848742/70 "2020-03-03T04:22:43Z")

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**Final Post from the hospital room of ol’beck**  
Good bye for a few days, Dopers one and all.  
The lil’wrekker will be texting Dropzone any updates.  
Love you guys for caring about me.

_Pancho needs your prayers it’s true  
Save a few for Lefty too…_

I have to sign out before I start posting under the influence.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pancho-my-sick-sick-sick-right-kidney-lets-talk/848742/71 "2020-03-03T04:29:04Z")

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Continued positive energy and prayers for you, tonight and tomorrow, Beck! Sounds like you have a good plan for chilling out tonight.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pancho-my-sick-sick-sick-right-kidney-lets-talk/848742/72 "2020-03-03T04:51:19Z")

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Hasta la vista, Pancho!

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**Author:** ![Die\_Capacitrix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/die_capacitrix/32/9_2.png) [@Die\_Capacitrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Die_Capacitrix)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pancho-my-sick-sick-sick-right-kidney-lets-talk/848742/73 "2020-03-03T05:32:57Z")

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Looking forward to a positive outcome. Now I just have to start stalking Dropzone.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pancho-my-sick-sick-sick-right-kidney-lets-talk/848742/74 "2020-03-03T06:55:55Z")

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So today’s the big day. You’ve got a huge cheering section here, **Beck**.

Bye bye, Pancho. All the best to Lefty; it’s all up to you now, kiddo.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pancho-my-sick-sick-sick-right-kidney-lets-talk/848742/75 "2020-03-03T07:27:26Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> So today’s the big day. You’ve got a huge cheering section here, **Beck**.

\*All here? Let’s check!  
Who all here is all for **Beck**?

**Beck, Beck,** she’s our gal,  
She’s a terrific Doper pal,  
**Beck, Beck,** get well soon,  
Hoping for good news this afternoon!

Yayyyyyy, **Beck**! Fight, **Beck** , Fight!\*

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pancho-my-sick-sick-sick-right-kidney-lets-talk/848742/76 "2020-03-03T10:17:21Z")

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> [@Die\_Capacitrix](#):
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> Looking forward to a positive outcome. Now I just have to start stalking Dropzone.

:eek: !!!

I mean, that could be fun! 😉

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pancho-my-sick-sick-sick-right-kidney-lets-talk/848742/77 "2020-03-03T14:06:06Z")

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Well, it’s 8 AM and surgery time. Beck’s probably in pre-op or surgery by now. Depends on the schedule. My mom did anesthesia for over 35 years. She was always at work by 6AM. The doctors like to get an early start.

Sending Beck my best wishes and thoughts.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pancho-my-sick-sick-sick-right-kidney-lets-talk/848742/78 "2020-03-03T14:29:12Z")

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I was assuming the healthy kidney would be named “Gaucho”.

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**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pancho-my-sick-sick-sick-right-kidney-lets-talk/848742/79 "2020-03-03T14:44:48Z")

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> [@nelliebly](#):
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> Sorry, was I using my teacher voice again?

I considered the wisdom of directly interacting with a starving diabetic in a [del]medevial tor[/del], er[del]spanish inqui[/del], I mean hospital induced delirium

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**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pancho-my-sick-sick-sick-right-kidney-lets-talk/848742/80 "2020-03-03T14:47:20Z")

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A little late to the party, but sending my best wishes to Beck and “good riddance” to bad ol’ Pancho.

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