# Dear Pizza Parlor:  Where are you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pizza-parlor-where-are-you/147790>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 10, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pizza-parlor-where-are-you/147790 "2003-01-10T18:24:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pizza-parlor-where-are-you/147790/1 "2003-01-10T18:24:29Z")

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Sorry to discuss another board here, but I’m looking for some help from **Polycarp** , **Homebrew** , **RTFirefly** , **Navigator**. . . pretty much anyone who posts at the Pizza Parlor.

See, the site’s down.

This isn’t a problem, really, except that the URL is mapped to [this rather bizarre and IMO somewhat terrifying site](http://www.gizwic.com).

Dom’t believe me? Try it and see. [http://thebruces.stormbirds.org/](http://thebruces.stormbirds.org/)

WTH?  
I think at this point I just wanna know two things.

Firstly, how on earth did the site get hashed?

And secondly, is this Steve Shead “Gizwic” guy a Parlorite? 'Cos if he is, I’d feel really bad about mocking the site, and I’d really like to.  
-a-

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pizza-parlor-where-are-you/147790/2 "2003-01-10T19:56:38Z")

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You took the words right out of my mouth.

I think the last time I was on the PP was Wednesday night. So how long has this Gizwic dude been hijacking the Parlor? And what exactly is his site about??? Color me confused.  
Happy

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pizza-parlor-where-are-you/147790/3 "2003-01-10T20:06:08Z")

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Never mind. All is back to Norman . . . they moved to a new server, and I guess there were some interesting DNS tweaks as a result.

I’ll just go now . . .

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pizza-parlor-where-are-you/147790/4 "2003-01-10T20:10:36Z")

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I thought somebody had ordered a pizza and didn’t know where to pick it up. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pizza-parlor-where-are-you/147790/5 "2003-01-10T22:07:44Z")

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So…where is it?

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pizza-parlor-where-are-you/147790/6 "2003-01-11T02:00:40Z")

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It was there for me when I clicked over there a moment ago.

But I’d pretty much given up on it already. Don’t expect to see me there any more this month than you did last month.

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**Author:** ![SoulFrost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@SoulFrost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoulFrost)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pizza-parlor-where-are-you/147790/7 "2003-01-11T07:44:30Z")

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> is this Steve Shead “Gizwic” guy a Parlorite?

I know that name… but from where? A friend of **Josh’s** , maybe?

Anyway, all seems to be well now. The server’s been moved (to **Gator’s** machine, IIRC.)  
And **no** , I didn’t have anything to do with it.

-David

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2003, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-pizza-parlor-where-are-you/147790/8 "2003-01-13T05:56:26Z")

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No, the new server’s physically on the East Coast, David – **Gator** ’s stuff is in Texas.

I don’t recognize the name Steve Shead or Giswic at all.
