# Dear Rob Schneider: Go fuck yourself with a carrot, you ignorant jackass **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 27, 2013, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826 "2013-09-27T18:15:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/1 "2013-09-27T18:15:27Z")
[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv_IaLHwgAQ) I guess I’m just a _little_ late to the party here, as I am just now hearing that Schneider is vying for the position of “hollywood celebrity responsible for most unnecessary deaths”. Apparently this isn’t news. Not that it particularly matters, as Schneider is pretty C-list anyways, and hasn’t appeared as more than a bit part in a movie that was even remotely decent or funny since… Um… Ever. But I guess it’s not enough to just be one of the few actors who is completely incapable of _ever_ landing a real role in a film [whose screenplay doesn’t suck worse than a male prostitute](http://www.viruscomix.com/neverorderthedeuce.jpg) (I mean, 50 First Dates was decent, but he was pretty much the worst thing in it). No, you also have to join the camp of people intentionally making the world a worse place in the dumbest, most destructive way possible. I cannot think of any dumber cause than antivaccinationism. Maybe suicide bombing children’s hospitals for the sake of spreading AIDS. So fuck you, Schneider. I would say something about never supporting him or his products again, but that’s like saying that I’m never going to support the neo-nazi scat porn industry or their products again - they don’t exactly make anything I’d buy in the first place. ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/2 "2013-09-27T18:58:20Z")
My friend Dorit Rubenstein Reiss, a law professor at UCLA, takes down his sorry ass: > **[Moms Who Vax](http://momswhovax.blogspot.com/2013/09/the-national-vaccine-compensation.html)** > > The National Vaccine Compensation Injury Act:  A Compromise – not an Injustice Or: Why the Latest Video from the Canary Party is Mislead... ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/3 "2013-09-27T19:04:49Z")
For those who don’t understand the OP’s rant and don’t like you tube links, here’s what I think he’s ranting about: wiki:_Schneider is also an outspoken critic of vaccination practices, even going so far as to liken California Bill AB 2109, which would require the informed consent of parents before opting for a philosophical exemption to vaccinations, to the Nuremberg Laws of Nazi Germany.[28]_ But he’s a pretty minor player in this, : > **[Ten Most Wanted: Celebrities Who Promote Harmful Pseudoscience](https://skeptoid.com/episodes/4125)** > > A critical look at the pseudoscientific antics of some of today's celebrities. Jenny McCarthy is the worst by a long shot. ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/4 "2013-09-27T19:09:05Z")
A few weeks ago I saw a guy who looked an awful lot like him in Whole Foods in Lexington. I later read that he was doing standup at the comedy club in the same complex, so it actually was him. I wish I had known he was an outspoken antivaxxer, so I could have kicked him in the taint. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/5 "2013-09-27T19:13:14Z")
[He’s made some of my favorite movies](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nXpVl9l43A). ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/6 "2013-09-27T19:15:49Z")
Also, how hard up are the antivaxxers for spokespeople? How am I supposed to take your movement seriously when your public faces are the 1994 Playmate of the Year and Deuce Bigelow, Male Gigolo? ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/7 "2013-09-27T19:19:37Z")
> [@DoctorJ](#): > > Also, how hard up are the antivaxxers for spokespeople? How am I supposed to take your movement seriously when your public faces are the 1994 Playmate of the Year and Deuce Bigelow, Male Gigolo? Who both made their marks by sucking…😛 ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/8 "2013-09-27T19:33:51Z")
> [@DrDeth](#): > > Who both made their marks by sucking…😛 OH SNAP. I got this mainly from Orac > **[The Canary Party and Rob Schneider versus the Vaccine Court: Guess who wins?...](https://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2013/09/12/the-canary-party-and-bob-schneider-versus-the-vaccine-court-guess-who-wins)** > > My goodness, when it rains, it pours, to use a cliche. (And I'm not about anything if not throwing in the odd cliche in my writing from time to time.) ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/9 "2013-09-27T19:40:11Z")
Why a carrot? I can think of much less forgiving vegetables… ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/10 "2013-09-27T19:45:52Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > OH SNAP. > > I got this mainly from Orac > > [http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2013/09/12/the-canary-party-and-bob-schneider-versus-the-vaccine-court-guess-who-wins/](http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2013/09/12/the-canary-party-and-bob-schneider-versus-the-vaccine-court-guess-who-wins/) Why didn’t he see the future and prevent this happening? :mad: ---
**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/11 "2013-09-27T19:47:08Z")
> [@voltaire](#): > > Why a carrot? I can think of much less forgiving vegetables… Why vegetables? I’m thinking a pineapple. ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/12 "2013-09-27T19:54:44Z")
> [@voltaire](#): > > Why a carrot? I can think of much less forgiving vegetables… Because south park. ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/13 "2013-09-27T20:20:24Z")
> [@DrDeth](#): > > Jenny McCarthy is the worst by a long shot. [Word.](http://www.jennymccarthybodycount.com/Anti-Vaccine_Body_Count/Home.html) ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/14 "2013-09-27T20:51:21Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > Because south park. Anti-vaxing is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Thank God neither of them are A-list, as more people might listen. Scientology fills the A-list insanity already. ---
**Author:** ![aNewLeaf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@aNewLeaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aNewLeaf)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/15 "2013-09-27T20:57:58Z")
> [@hotflungwok](#): > > [Word.](http://www.jennymccarthybodycount.com/Anti-Vaccine_Body_Count/Home.html) Wow, that’s some serious anti-antivax propaganda. Equating ‘preventable deaths’ with the name of an individual and assigning them blame for the total is absurd. People on the right side of things need to act right about it. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/16 "2013-09-27T21:00:21Z")
His daughter is the musician **[Elle King](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elle_King)** and she’s pretty phenomenal. She sang [“Playing for Keeps”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGVrDxi_Cmg) which was used in the pre-season promos of the most recent season of “Mad Men.” So he made one thing that didn’t suck (though I don’t believe he had much to do with raising her.) ---
**Author:** ![echoreply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/echoreply/32/3641_2.png) [@echoreply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/echoreply)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/17 "2013-09-27T21:01:33Z")
An anti-pitting, from the place I saw it, not the original sources, [Sarah Michelle Gellar](http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2013/09/27/pertussis_march_of_dimes_vaccination_campaign_with_sarah_michelle_gellar.html) is partnered with the March of Dimes and Sanofi Pasterus to encourage adults to get the TDaP vaccination. So at least not all celebrities want to kill babies. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/18 "2013-09-27T21:15:03Z")
> [@echoreply](#): > > An anti-pitting, from the place I saw it, not the original sources, [Sarah Michelle Gellar](http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2013/09/27/pertussis_march_of_dimes_vaccination_campaign_with_sarah_michelle_gellar.html) is partnered with the March of Dimes and Sanofi Pasterus to encourage adults to get the TDaP vaccination. So at least not all celebrities want to kill babies. There are others: Julie Bowen, Jennifer Garner, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Lopez, Amanda Peet, Keri Russell, and Kristi Yamaguchi have all publicly supported vaccination. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/19 "2013-09-27T21:18:04Z")
> [@DrDeth](#): > > Jenny McCarthy is the worst by a long shot. It’s a hard call to make. Charlie Sheen is anti-vax and while he spreads his idiocy out among a number of issues, you’ve got to respect the volume of crazy he brings to the table. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/20 "2013-09-27T21:52:50Z")
> [@DoctorJ](#): > > A few weeks ago I saw a guy who looked an awful lot like him in Whole Foods in Lexington. I later read that he was doing standup at the comedy club in the same complex, so it actually was him. > > I wish I had known he was an outspoken antivaxxer, so I could have kicked him in the taint. I can picture exactly how that would have gone, too - “Hi Rob, I’m a doctor” - WHAM! Since he’s a fairly small guy, I can see your taint-kick actually lifting him off the ground. 🙂 > [@aNewLeaf](#): > > Wow, that’s some serious anti-antivax propaganda. > Equating ‘preventable deaths’ with the name of an individual and assigning them blame for the total is absurd.\ The only absurd thing about that website is that Oprah Winfrey’s name isn’t on it, too. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826.md?page=2)