# Dear Rob Schneider: Go fuck yourself with a carrot, you ignorant jackass **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 27, 2013, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826 "2013-09-27T18:15:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Uber\_the\_Goober](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/58956e/32.png) [@Uber\_the\_Goober](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uber_the_Goober)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/41 "2013-10-01T14:18:00Z")
Has Rob Schneider ever been told that correlation doesn’t imply causation? And that extrapolation makes for sloppy statistics? Maybe if we illustrate it with a dry erase board it’ll be easier for him to understand. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/42 "2013-10-01T15:15:36Z")
He would not understand that conversation, Uber. ---
**Author:** ![Uber\_the\_Goober](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/58956e/32.png) [@Uber\_the\_Goober](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uber_the_Goober)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/43 "2013-10-01T15:50:17Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > He would not understand that conversation, Uber. Hence the dry erase board. Apparently you can make anything believable by using markers and comical illustrations. ---
**Author:** ![A\_nice\_guy\_with\_an\_opinion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/76d3ee/32.png) [@A\_nice\_guy\_with\_an\_opinion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_nice_guy_with_an_opinion)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/44 "2013-10-01T16:28:24Z")
Are you guys saying comedians, SNL, MTV, and Hollywood are a bad place to get information on issues? ---
**Author:** ![A\_nice\_guy\_with\_an\_opinion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/76d3ee/32.png) [@A\_nice\_guy\_with\_an\_opinion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_nice_guy_with_an_opinion)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/45 "2013-10-01T16:29:44Z")
Next you guys will be saying Jon Stewart is a comedian instead of a news source. ---
**Author:** ![Pashnish\_Ewing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8797f3/32.png) [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/46 "2013-10-01T16:51:56Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > …but that’s like saying that I’m never going to support the neo-nazi scat porn industry or their products again. So, the neo-nazi scat porn industry _didn’t_ come out as anti-vax? Need answer fast. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/47 "2013-10-01T17:55:40Z")
> [@don\_t\_ask](#): > > Many years ago I used to work for a bookie (they are legal in Australia) and if he made a decision that cost him a lot of money he would often chastise himself by saying, “Gee, a man ought to be fucked with a pineapple!” I had never heard it before, or since, but I guess he was born at the turn of the twentieth century. Pineapple-insertion-into-Hitler was a minor plot point in Schneider cameo’d _Little Nicky_. ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826/48 "2013-10-01T18:18:00Z")
> [@thelurkinghorror](#): > > Pineapple-insertion-into-Hitler was a minor plot point in Schneider cameo’d _Little Nicky_. Possibly the only movie I ever felt that Schneider made better for his appearance. Although that might be more “KEEK HEEM EEN HEES HAIRY BALLS” nostalgia from back when I was 8… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-rob-schneider-go-fuck-yourself-with-a-carrot-you-ignorant-jackass/669826.md?page=2)