# Dear Santa

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-santa/144715>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2002, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-santa/144715 "2002-12-24T13:57:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Stana\_Claus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stana_claus/32/13874_2.png) [@Stana\_Claus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stana_Claus)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2002, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-santa/144715/21 "2002-12-25T05:59:00Z")

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Hot diggity dog! I’m in the home stretch now! Thanks to all for the wonderful refreshments that help keep an old geezer going on a cold winter’s night.

That said, it’s now time for a hearty “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!” HO HO HO!

SC

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2002, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-santa/144715/22 "2002-12-25T08:09:02Z")

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> [@](#):
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> I’ve been a good girl this year, though I haven’t been by to see you. Will I still get nice presents even if I haven’t sat on your lap in a while?

If you sit in my lap, I’ll give you nice presents… 😃

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2002, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-santa/144715/23 "2002-12-25T09:01:36Z")

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So… any chance you want a nice gastric by pass?

😃

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**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2002, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-santa/144715/24 "2002-12-25T12:50:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Monstre \*  
> \*\*If you sit in my lap, I’ll give you nice presents… 😃 \*\*

😉 I’d sit in _your_ lap without the promise of presents…

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**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2002, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-santa/144715/25 "2002-12-25T20:24:54Z")

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Hmmm…

Stana’s writing style seems very familiar. VERY.

Can’t quite place it, but give me time. Be careful.

Damn Budweiser. 🙂

Dick “Jake” Tracy

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2002, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-santa/144715/26 "2002-12-25T20:29:52Z")

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[Thank you Santa!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=152534) for making it an _especially_ merry Christmas.

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