# Dear Santa...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-santa/332555
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 24, 2005, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-santa/332555 "2005-11-24T06:24:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 2
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### Author:  [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2005, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-santa/332555/1 "2005-11-24T06:24:51Z")
Dear Santa,
I won’t blame you for not giving me that thing last Christmas. I guess it would have been hard to find a blow up doll that could do _that_. But I hope my request this year isn’t too hard to fulfill. Just peace on earth…
…oh, and maybe a snazzy sports car wouldn’t hurt either.
**Idle Thoughts**
Anyone else I send this off?
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### Author:  [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2005, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-santa/332555/2 "2005-11-24T13:42:02Z")
Oooh, sure.
Dear Santa,
Could I get a new quiver? This old one of mine is threadbare and falling apart. Make it good and I’ll slip an extra love philter or two your way… _nudge nudge, wink wink_
**Kythereia**
Dear Santa,
If I could–the guy lying on Bay Street West in a battered old sleeping bag and a cardboard box, over a heating vent?
Could you get him to a safe place this Christmas? Thanks.
Gillian