# Dear Tom Cruise, suck my sac **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 28, 2005, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-tom-cruise-suck-my-sac/310169 "2005-06-28T09:22:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-tom-cruise-suck-my-sac/310169/101 "2005-07-01T20:54:47Z")
> [@gum](#): > > Thanks again, **Tuckerfan**. I can’t say she looks familiar, though she seems to have starred in ‘Amazon women on the Moon’. She was the slut in that flick, who told the kid to get the Titan condoms. She’s on-screen for like 30 seconds or so. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-tom-cruise-suck-my-sac/310169/102 "2005-07-01T21:41:27Z")
> [@AWB](#): > > Who’re also stupid enough to join his cult. To be fair to Nicole, she never joined, and she’s on record as saying she considers herself more of a Catholic, and that she didn’t want her children brought up in the cult. However, it looks like Tom’s no longer honoring that. Kelly Preston-was she a clam before she met John, or did she convert for him? ---
**Author:** ![AveDementia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@AveDementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AveDementia)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-tom-cruise-suck-my-sac/310169/103 "2005-07-01T22:04:20Z")
Preston was and still is a Clam. Rumor has it the marriage was arranged by the Scienos to cover Travoltas little problem of being gay. ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-tom-cruise-suck-my-sac/310169/104 "2005-07-01T22:54:20Z")
> [@Scott Plaid](#): > > [If I drink enough [del]alcohol[/del] meds can I light my pee?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=322134) “If I use the ‘delete’ tag enough, will I look clever?” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-tom-cruise-suck-my-sac/310169/105 "2005-07-01T22:57:37Z")
> [@DarkSideoftheFloyd](#): > > “If I use the ‘delete’ tag enough, will I look clever?” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-tom-cruise-suck-my-sac/310169/106 "2005-07-01T22:59:14Z")
Fellow dopers, should I play the dozens with Floyd, or should I not pay attention? ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-tom-cruise-suck-my-sac/310169/107 "2005-07-01T23:07:05Z")
> [@Scott Plaid](#): > > Fellow dopers, should I play the dozens with Floyd, or should I not pay attention? Maybe you should just stop using the delete tag so often. ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2005, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-tom-cruise-suck-my-sac/310169/108 "2005-07-01T23:21:25Z")
^h^h^h^h ---
**Author:** ![Imasquare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Imasquare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imasquare)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-tom-cruise-suck-my-sac/310169/109 "2005-07-02T00:20:52Z")
> [@TheLoadedDog](#): > > As I did so, Cruise fixed me with this bizarre look that I took to be a mixture of complete and utter disbelief that one of the locals wasn’t rushing to fawn all over him, and a certain element of anger at the fact. Maybe he looked that way because he had a really bad case of wind… ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-tom-cruise-suck-my-sac/310169/110 "2005-07-02T01:10:34Z")
> [@Imasquare](#): > > Maybe he looked that way because he had a really bad case of wind… Hot air, no doubt. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dear-tom-cruise-suck-my-sac/310169.md?page=5)