# Dearly Departed Dopers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dearly-departed-dopers/351188>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 4, 2006, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dearly-departed-dopers/351188 "2006-04-04T02:38:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dearly-departed-dopers/351188/1 "2006-04-04T02:38:07Z")

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Whenever I look around for favorite threads from the past, it strikes me how many longtime posters aren’t around anymore; some have been banned, some didn’t survive the pay-to-post conversion, and some have probaly just gotten distracted (or gotten a life). So who do y’all miss who isn’t around anymore?  
(And please, I’d like this to stay in IMHO, so no slamming people who aren’t around to defend themselves.)

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dearly-departed-dopers/351188/2 "2006-04-04T03:28:22Z")

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I’ve been wondering what happened to **harmless**. A quick search shows that she hasn’t posted since January, and even before then I wasn’t seeing her online nearly as much as in the past.

Personally, I’m thinking Sims 2 is to blame. Or having a life…whichever.

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dearly-departed-dopers/351188/3 "2006-04-04T03:30:47Z")

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Whatever happened to **Sanguine Spider**?

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**Author:** ![edwino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@edwino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwino)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dearly-departed-dopers/351188/4 "2006-04-04T04:34:45Z")

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I really miss **Collounsbury**. He deserved his banning, but he was sure informed about MENA issues and evolution…

I also miss **oldscratch** (he of the TMI) and **Satan** was also a lot of fun – fun from the Prince of Darkness in two incarnations, apparently.

Among the funniest posts I ever read on SDMB were posted by **Homer**.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dearly-departed-dopers/351188/5 "2006-04-04T04:39:27Z")

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I miss **Master Wang-Ka**. And **Reeder** , if you can believe that. We shared an interest in old cars, of all things.

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dearly-departed-dopers/351188/6 "2006-04-04T04:44:07Z")

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And here I thought this thread was going to be about **Persephone, poohpah chalupa, Padeye**. . . ☹

(Bad luck for Dopers starting with P, I guess . . .)

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dearly-departed-dopers/351188/7 "2006-04-04T05:18:49Z")

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> [@trublmakr](#):
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> Whatever happened to **Sanguine Spider**?

No activity in… jeez, a year and a half?!? And no posts since July '04. She’s listed as a guest now, so I guess she chose not to renew for whatever reason. Too bad.

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dearly-departed-dopers/351188/8 "2006-04-04T05:52:04Z")

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I miss **Priam** and **Ben**.

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dearly-departed-dopers/351188/9 "2006-04-04T06:01:23Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> I miss **Master Wang-Ka**. And **Reeder** , if you can believe that.

Me too, on both counts.

I would also really like it if **erislover** were still around.

I’m sure there are others, and i’ll come back if i think of them, but those were the first that came to mind.

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dearly-departed-dopers/351188/10 "2006-04-04T06:01:33Z")

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> [@edwino](#):
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> I really miss **Collounsbury**. He deserved his banning, but he was sure informed about MENA issues and evolution…

He’s a regular contributer to a MENA blog called Aqoul, if you really want to read his current thoughts on affairs in the Middle East. He’s as opinionated and rude as ever.

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dearly-departed-dopers/351188/11 "2006-04-04T06:25:43Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> I miss **Master Wang-Ka**. And **Reeder** , if you can believe that. We shared an interest in old cars, of all things.

**Master Wang-Ka** was precisely whom I came into this thread to mention. I even miss **Reeder**. Since he’s been accused of being my [sister](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5695038&postcount=2).

Looking at that link, I want to add **gobear** to the list of those I miss.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dearly-departed-dopers/351188/12 "2006-04-04T12:28:45Z")

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What happened to **jarbabyj**? She was one of the first standout posters I remember reading when I first got on the SDMB…

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dearly-departed-dopers/351188/13 "2006-04-04T12:35:00Z")

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I’ve often wondered about aha.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dearly-departed-dopers/351188/14 "2006-04-04T13:52:42Z")

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> [@WordMan](#):
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> What happened to **jarbabyj**? She was one of the first standout posters I remember reading when I first got on the SDMB…

I had a crush on her. My first Internet crush.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dearly-departed-dopers/351188/15 "2006-04-04T13:56:50Z")

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> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#):
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> I had a crush on her. My first Internet crush.

IIRC she and hubby were trying for a baby. I suppose things got busy if everything worked out.

FWIW, Collounsbury is going through cancer treatment right now. Not sure what kind of anything ( cancer or treatment) and that is hardly any excuse for rudeness, but the man did know his shit.

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dearly-departed-dopers/351188/16 "2006-04-04T13:58:18Z")

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**Gazelle** aka **Gazellefromhell**. I hope shes winning the battle against her personal demons.

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**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dearly-departed-dopers/351188/17 "2006-04-04T14:40:37Z")

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Some just went through [name changes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=353898&page=1&pp=50) and some have probably disappeared forever.

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dearly-departed-dopers/351188/18 "2006-04-04T15:07:58Z")

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**Esprix** , **gobear** and **MrVisible**.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dearly-departed-dopers/351188/19 "2006-04-04T15:26:04Z")

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**jmullaney** , but I think he was frustrated about things and may be better off not posting. Unless he has changed his name and I missed it! Hi Joel!

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dearly-departed-dopers/351188/20 "2006-04-04T16:21:39Z")

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> [@Homebrew](#):
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> **Esprix** , **gobear** and **MrVisible**.

Oh yeah, **Esprix**! What happened to him?

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