# Death by digestion

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/death-by-digestion/820591>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 1, 2018, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/death-by-digestion/820591 "2018-09-01T00:50:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![cjackson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@cjackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjackson)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2018, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/death-by-digestion/820591/1 "2018-09-01T00:50:54Z")

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You’ve been sentenced to death. The method is as follows: you will be shrunken and swallowed alive by a famous woman of your choice. There will be no suffocating, so your end will come from the acid. Which famous woman currently living do you choose as your executioner?

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2018, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/death-by-digestion/820591/2 "2018-09-01T02:22:07Z")

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We’re now in the 375th week of our SDMB Female Membership Drive. Still a long way to go on that thermometer, fellas!

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2018, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/death-by-digestion/820591/3 "2018-09-01T02:34:13Z")

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Looking at cjackson’s posting history, he seems to be reeeally interested in women’s digestive systems. He’s like the Skald of poop.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2018, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/death-by-digestion/820591/4 "2018-09-01T02:36:56Z")

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And people say I’m weird??

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**Author:** ![cjackson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@cjackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjackson)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2018, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/death-by-digestion/820591/5 "2018-09-01T10:39:36Z")

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I select Scarlett Johansson. I want to be dissolved by her stomach as she enjoys a romantic evening with her SO. Come on people, post your selections.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2018, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/death-by-digestion/820591/6 "2018-09-01T10:45:59Z")

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Dude… I like to think of myself as open minded, sexually speaking, but you vore enthusiasts are _weird_.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2018, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/death-by-digestion/820591/7 "2018-09-01T11:27:14Z")

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I, for one, welcome our new “kink shaming” overlords.

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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2018, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/death-by-digestion/820591/8 "2018-09-01T13:51:42Z")

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What? I… What?