# Death

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/death/749541>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 19, 2016, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/death/749541 "2016-03-19T16:27:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![quantumleap2016](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f08c70/32.png) [@quantumleap2016](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quantumleap2016)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2016, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/death/749541/1 "2016-03-19T16:27:28Z")

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I hope I die before 35

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2016, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/death/749541/2 "2016-03-19T16:49:38Z")

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monkeys rip out my intestines and eat them.  
(Oh wait, thought this was the make-up-a-story game thread. Sorry.)

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2016, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/death/749541/3 "2016-03-19T18:58:40Z")

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Okay…well…bye?

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2016, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/death/749541/4 "2016-03-19T19:31:58Z")

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Can I have your PC?

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2016, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/death/749541/5 "2016-03-19T19:43:25Z")

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35 what?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2016, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/death/749541/6 "2016-03-19T19:44:37Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> 35 what?

He can’t die 35.

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**Author:** ![iljitsch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/77aa72/32.png) [@iljitsch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iljitsch)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2016, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/death/749541/7 "2016-03-19T19:45:03Z")

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You’ll be missing out. According to Aristotle, life begins at 40.

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2016, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/death/749541/8 "2016-03-19T19:50:32Z")

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**quantumleap2016** , whatever you are dealing with, I hope you’re able to get help. However, you’ve started a number of threads recently discussing your feelings on life, and this one has less of a premise than the rest.

I’m going to close this thread.