# Debaser, you've never been poor. Can't say the same about "presumptuous cockweed", though

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**Created:** [October 19, 2013, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/debaser-youve-never-been-poor-cant-say-the-same-about-presumptuous-cockweed-though/671651 "2013-10-19T14:02:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![sylmar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@sylmar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sylmar)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/debaser-youve-never-been-poor-cant-say-the-same-about-presumptuous-cockweed-though/671651/21 "2013-10-19T21:59:10Z")

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> [@Debaser](#):
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> I suspect I know what you are looking for.
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> Are you yearning to hear that I get all my news from Fox and that I really try not to talk to anyone outside of the gun club and the weekly Tea Party meeting?
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> Snark aside, _ **the predominant group of people with which I talk politics frequent a message board** _. You might have heard of it. Their mission is to fight ignorance.

That’s too bad. You should hang out more here… With two caveats.

1. Read more
2. Post less

You might eventually even stumble across a clue…

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/debaser-youve-never-been-poor-cant-say-the-same-about-presumptuous-cockweed-though/671651/22 "2013-10-19T22:04:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Snark aside, the predominant group of people with which I talk politics frequent a message board. You might have heard of it. Their mission is to fight ignorance.

Well we bloody well failed.

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**Author:** ![Truman\_Burbank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/debaser-youve-never-been-poor-cant-say-the-same-about-presumptuous-cockweed-though/671651/23 "2013-10-19T22:32:23Z")

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Maybe if we post with 15% more snark…

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**Author:** ![flatlined](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb9ed0/32.png) [@flatlined](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flatlined)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/debaser-youve-never-been-poor-cant-say-the-same-about-presumptuous-cockweed-though/671651/24 "2013-10-19T23:46:34Z")

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Back when I was so poor that I was living in my car someone told me that the reason I was poor is because I bought cheap stuff that broke or wore out fast. He said that I’d be better off if I stopped buying $10 shoes and saved that money to buy good shoes that fit well and would last.

While I agree that is good advice, I was wearing the only shoes I had and they were falling apart because they were cheap. So…should I have just gone barefoot while saving up money for a good pair of shoes…or spend the 10 bucks for shoes that weren’t falling apart that I could wear to work to make money and buy food and gas?

**Debaser** and many other people really don’t know what its like to be so poor that one has to choose between gas money to get to work and buying enough food that you can eat dinner and not try to sleep hungry…because that doesn’t work, so you don’t sleep well and you don’t work well because you are hungry and didn’t sleep, so your boss yells at you and you know that there is a big long line of people who want your job.

Poverty is such a demoralizing thing, it just grinds you down until you are grateful for the rare place that leaves the handle on the water tap so you can get a drink of water.

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**Author:** ![cornopean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cornopean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornopean)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2013, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/debaser-youve-never-been-poor-cant-say-the-same-about-presumptuous-cockweed-though/671651/25 "2013-10-19T23:53:09Z")

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> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#):
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> Going from here basically to the end of the first page :[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16769205&postcount=16](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16769205&postcount=16)  
> Fuck yourself with a rake, you disgusting cuntwicket. People like you piss me off. There’s just this awesome assumption that people like my parents and friends are either lazy or stupid - too lazy to get a better job, or too stupid to take good advice. But beyond that, it’s stupid shitbags who can’t see past their own situation and make ridiculous assumptions - “my advice works for all situations” “there’s no reason why anyone shouldn’t be able to set aside 15% of their income to save for a nest egg” - that are responsible for some of the most short-sighted, terrible policy decisions in the history of this country. No, you shitgargler, your suggestions are terrible even for people _with_ money. Your head is so far up your ass it would be reasonable to call you a professional spelunker.

Is it the function of govt to ensure that people have enough money to retire on?

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Economist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Evil\_Economist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Economist)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/debaser-youve-never-been-poor-cant-say-the-same-about-presumptuous-cockweed-though/671651/26 "2013-10-20T00:00:16Z")

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> [@cornopean](#):
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> Is it the function of govt to ensure that people have enough money to retire on?

I would think that ensuring the elderly don’t starve to death had better fucking well better be a function of the government. Everyone who thinks differently is worthless scum who should starve to death.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/debaser-youve-never-been-poor-cant-say-the-same-about-presumptuous-cockweed-though/671651/27 "2013-10-20T00:02:11Z")

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> [@cornopean](#):
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> Is it the function of govt to ensure that people have enough money to retire on?

Yes, it’s called a social safety net. Better than having people starving or living on the streets.

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**Author:** ![cornopean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cornopean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornopean)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/debaser-youve-never-been-poor-cant-say-the-same-about-presumptuous-cockweed-though/671651/28 "2013-10-20T00:02:39Z")

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> [@Evil\_Economist](#):
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> I would think that ensuring the elderly don’t starve to death had better fucking well better be a function of the government. Everyone who thinks differently is worthless scum who should starve to death.

I do not think it is a function of govt to ensure that elderly people do not starve to death. I hasten to add…I myself think elderly people should NOT starve to death. Do you think there are any other ways to ensure that elderly people don’t starve to death? or…is it the case that if the govt doesn’t do it, then the elderly will certainly starve to death?

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**Author:** ![cornopean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cornopean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornopean)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/debaser-youve-never-been-poor-cant-say-the-same-about-presumptuous-cockweed-though/671651/29 "2013-10-20T00:03:41Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> Yes, it’s called a social safety net. Better than having people starving or living on the streets.

I am always amazed how far this nation has come. Most people now really believe that if the govt doesn’t do it, there is just no other way to do it. Pitiful.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/debaser-youve-never-been-poor-cant-say-the-same-about-presumptuous-cockweed-though/671651/30 "2013-10-20T00:04:17Z")

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> [@cornopean](#):
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> I do not think it is a function of govt to ensure that elderly people do not starve to death. I hasten to add…I myself think elderly people should NOT starve to death. Do you think there are any other ways to ensure that elderly people don’t starve to death? or…is it the case that if the govt doesn’t do it, then the elderly will certainly starve to death?

I’d be happy to hear an alternate plan that works.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Economist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Evil\_Economist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Economist)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/debaser-youve-never-been-poor-cant-say-the-same-about-presumptuous-cockweed-though/671651/31 "2013-10-20T00:06:53Z")

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> [@cornopean](#):
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> I do not think it is a function of govt to ensure that elderly people do not starve to death. I hasten to add…I myself think elderly people should NOT starve to death. Do you think there are any other ways to ensure that elderly people don’t starve to death? or…is it the case that if the govt doesn’t do it, then the elderly will certainly starve to death?

Let me guess; you failed every history class you ever took, starting at around the grade school level.

Why the fuck do you think we created social security to begin with? To solve an imaginary problem?

No, we created it because the elderly were dying.

They’re not dying now, because of programs like social security. Unfortunately, to the stupids that’s proof that social security isn’t needed. It’s the same sort of stupidity as throwing out your umbrella during a break in the rain because you weren’t getting wet.

You’d think history classes would solve this issue, but some people are too stupid to learn.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Economist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Evil\_Economist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Economist)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/debaser-youve-never-been-poor-cant-say-the-same-about-presumptuous-cockweed-though/671651/32 "2013-10-20T00:07:54Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> I’d be happy to hear an alternate plan that works.

Have you ever seen the movie Logan’s Run?

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**Author:** ![cornopean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cornopean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornopean)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/debaser-youve-never-been-poor-cant-say-the-same-about-presumptuous-cockweed-though/671651/33 "2013-10-20T00:08:47Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> I’d be happy to hear an alternate plan that works.

The free market. People get educated, they get good jobs, they save up for the future, they learn to be self-reliant, churches/charities/organizations help out people who can’t help themselves.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Economist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Evil\_Economist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Economist)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/debaser-youve-never-been-poor-cant-say-the-same-about-presumptuous-cockweed-though/671651/34 "2013-10-20T00:10:02Z")

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> [@cornopean](#):
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> The free market. People get educated, they get good jobs, they save up for the future, they learn to be self-reliant, churches/charities/organizations help out people who can’t help themselves.

The fact that that plan has never worked in the past is proof either that: 1) it’s guaranteed to work in the future, or 2) you are a fucking moron

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**Author:** ![cornopean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cornopean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornopean)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/debaser-youve-never-been-poor-cant-say-the-same-about-presumptuous-cockweed-though/671651/35 "2013-10-20T00:10:37Z")

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> [@Evil\_Economist](#):
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> Let me guess; you failed every history class you ever took, starting at around the grade school level.
> 
> Why the fuck do you think we created social security to begin with? To solve an imaginary problem?
> 
> No, we created it because the elderly were dying.
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> They’re not dying now, because of programs like social security. Unfortunately, to the stupids that’s proof that social security isn’t needed. It’s the same sort of stupidity as throwing out your umbrella during a break in the rain because you weren’t getting wet.
> 
> You’d think history classes would solve this issue, but some people are too stupid to learn.

Social Security was created to help people retire better. the problem is…noone back then asked, does it really do this? that is always the problem with the left. they pass laws that make everyone feel good…but they never stop to ask, what happens next? Social Security has robbed millions of dollars from elderly people. The left, however, has them thinking that w/o it, they would be starving on the streets.

The elderly were not dying. That is just silly.

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**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/debaser-youve-never-been-poor-cant-say-the-same-about-presumptuous-cockweed-though/671651/36 "2013-10-20T00:12:18Z")

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> [@cornopean](#):
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> The free market. People get educated, they get good jobs, they save up for the future, they learn to be self-reliant, churches/charities/organizations help out people who can’t help themselves.

Really? Have you seen the job market lately? And it’s partly the free market that fucks over it’s own workers.

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**Author:** ![cornopean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cornopean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornopean)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/debaser-youve-never-been-poor-cant-say-the-same-about-presumptuous-cockweed-though/671651/37 "2013-10-20T00:12:48Z")

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> [@Evil\_Economist](#):
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> The fact that that plan has never worked in the past is proof either that: 1) it’s guaranteed to work in the future, or 2) you are a fucking moron

I would think that some people would see some value in a society at least making the attempt to be self-sufficient. Do you not see any problems with our society becoming increasingly addicted to govt help?

and the problem with govt help is just this…govt help makes people dependent. Do you deny this?

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Economist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Evil\_Economist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Economist)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/debaser-youve-never-been-poor-cant-say-the-same-about-presumptuous-cockweed-though/671651/38 "2013-10-20T00:12:53Z")

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> [@cornopean](#):
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> Social Security was created to help people retire better. the problem is…noone back then asked, does it really do this? that is always the problem with the left. they pass laws that make everyone feel good…but they never stop to ask, what happens next? Social Security has robbed millions of dollars from elderly people. The left, however, has them thinking that w/o it, they would be starving on the streets.
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> The elderly were not dying. That is just silly.

Yes, the elderly never used to die. And social security is robbery. And you are the sort of simplistic uneducated moron who is the perfect representative of the right.

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**Author:** ![cornopean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cornopean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornopean)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/debaser-youve-never-been-poor-cant-say-the-same-about-presumptuous-cockweed-though/671651/39 "2013-10-20T00:14:23Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> Really? Have you seen the job market lately? And it’s partly the free market that fucks over it’s own workers.

The job market is the way it is b/c of the govt. in a free economy, there would be no unemployment. The govt is the great engine of unemployment and poverty in this nation and in every nation.

If the free market is so terrible for workers…then why not just be communist? Hello Cuba?

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Economist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Evil\_Economist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Economist)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2013, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/debaser-youve-never-been-poor-cant-say-the-same-about-presumptuous-cockweed-though/671651/40 "2013-10-20T00:14:39Z")

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> [@cornopean](#):
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> I would think that some people would see some value in a society at least making the attempt to be self-sufficient. Do you not see any problems with our society becoming increasingly addicted to govt help?
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> and the problem with govt help is just this…govt help makes people dependent. Do you deny this?

Yes, social security forces people not to be self reliant. You know, not in this reality, but in an alternate universe populated entirely by morons.

Have you ever considered sitting down and reading a book? Try the non-fiction section. It might open your eyes.

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