# Decals and Bumper Stickers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 10, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decals-and-bumper-stickers/19139 "2000-05-10T17:55:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![h\_thur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/db5fbb/32.png) [@h\_thur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h_thur)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decals-and-bumper-stickers/19139/1 "2000-05-10T17:55:35Z")
What’s on your car? Seen any good bumper stickers lately? I have a single large decal of a praying mantis on my rear window. This was applied long before I became a single mom. Oh, the irony. ---
**Author:** ![Shadenwawa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3da27b/32.png) [@Shadenwawa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadenwawa)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decals-and-bumper-stickers/19139/2 "2000-05-10T17:58:52Z")
One of my favorites is: “Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.” ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decals-and-bumper-stickers/19139/3 "2000-05-10T18:18:02Z")
The car that got me through high school was festooned with bumperstickers, in true high school form. I had “You cannot simultaniously prevent and prepare for war,” “Guster is for Lovers” (a band) A sticker I got in the town I stayed in when I did my exchange program in Germany (Hameln. As in “The Pied Piper of…”) and many others that were not noteble enough to be remembered. And my favorite: “Millenium, schmillenium.” It was the best bumper sticker I ever owned. White with block purple lettering. The period was on the sticker. And this was about 2 years ago. I miss it. Now the only sticker I have on my car is an “Andy LIVES!” Sticker with a Warhol-ish print of Andy Kaufman. I’ll have to see about getting another “Millenium, Schmillenium” sticker. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decals-and-bumper-stickers/19139/4 "2000-05-10T19:20:01Z")
I swore I would never, ever have a bumper sticker on my beloved truck. 'Till about a month ago. Now, in small white letters on a black background, I have “Hug your kid. Spank the sound barrier.” It is positioned right beside my Veteran’s tags, so that folks might understand. ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decals-and-bumper-stickers/19139/5 "2000-05-10T19:32:36Z")
\ To hell with everybody with one of those “Peeing Calvin” window stickers! You might not be the reason for the decline of civility, but your not helping any! \ ---
**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decals-and-bumper-stickers/19139/6 "2000-05-10T19:44:05Z")
Still my favorite bumpersticker– “Keep Honking, I’m re-loading!” ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decals-and-bumper-stickers/19139/7 "2000-05-10T19:48:50Z")
“I found Jesus. He was hiding in the trunk.” ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decals-and-bumper-stickers/19139/8 "2000-05-10T19:51:34Z")
“I found Jesus. He was hiding in the trunk.” ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decals-and-bumper-stickers/19139/10 "2000-05-10T19:55:36Z")
I saw these three on one car: My child licks himself clean. My child eats bugs. My child drinks from the toilet. Each one had a picture of a dog or cat. ---
**Author:** ![It\_is\_to\_laugh-Non](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ec9cab/32.png) [@It\_is\_to\_laugh-Non](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_is_to_laugh-Non)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decals-and-bumper-stickers/19139/11 "2000-05-10T20:00:46Z")
\*\* Pray For More Slow New Days \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Fanny\_May](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3be4f8/32.png) [@Fanny\_May](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fanny_May)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decals-and-bumper-stickers/19139/12 "2000-05-10T20:09:43Z")
\*\* If you don’t like morning traffic, please keep to the rest stops \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Fonz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Fonz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fonz)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decals-and-bumper-stickers/19139/13 "2000-05-10T20:20:26Z")
Gore vs. Bush 2000 ? Where’s Perot when we NEED him? ---
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decals-and-bumper-stickers/19139/14 "2000-05-10T20:34:04Z")
Horn Broke - Watch for Finger Get any closer and I’ll flick a booger on your windshield! ---
**Author:** ![Suo\_Na](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Suo\_Na](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suo_Na)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decals-and-bumper-stickers/19139/15 "2000-05-11T02:44:25Z")
Jesus Saves. Moses Invests. On a Mustang, backwards in the windshield: Slower Traffic Keep Right ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decals-and-bumper-stickers/19139/16 "2000-05-11T02:48:56Z")
I have a peeing Calvin on my back window. At least I was original enough to cut and paste so he is peeing on something that I don’t like! ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decals-and-bumper-stickers/19139/17 "2000-05-11T02:50:29Z")
Back off, I’m a postal worker. Seen in the postal employees parking lot!! ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decals-and-bumper-stickers/19139/18 "2000-05-11T05:22:45Z")
**Jesus Saves, Takes Half Damage.** **My honor student will be your kid’s lawyer.** Not on my car, but I like them. ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decals-and-bumper-stickers/19139/19 "2000-05-11T06:08:00Z")
This is great, I love this thread, it’s right up my alley. Actual quotes are in quotes, descriptions are not. [list] [li]A blue bathroom door type sign with both a male and female facing each other. The male is holding a present and the female is holding a plant. The male is saying[/li]“Sweet Bush!” and the female is saying “Nice Package!” [li]“Beer: helping UGLY people have SEX since 1063.”[/li] [li]“Practice Random Violence and Senseless Acts of Cruelty.” I actually copyrighted this one.[/li] [li]“I’m the delinquent who’s fucking your honor student”[/li]This one is funny to us because my girlfriend is an honor student, and I was(am?) a delinquent. [li]“Your kid may be an honor student but you’re still a moron.”[/li] [li]“Can’t sleep, clowns will eat me. Can’t sleep, clowns will eat me. Can’t sleep, clowns will eat me…”[/li] [li]“I’m not a slut, I’m just popular.”[/li] [li]A bony fish skeleton that is in the shape of a jesus fish.[/li] [li]“Nice guys finish last… but isn’t that what most women want?”[/li] [li]Don’t piss me off-I am running out of places to hide the bodies.[/li] [li]spelled out of cut out ransom note letters: “i KnoW whEre yOu LIvE.”[/li] [li]“People think I’m conceited. Can I help it if I’m always right.” This made me think of Alphagene-don’t know why.[/li] [li]“Testosterone Fuel-Injected”[/li] [li]“Get your pork at Jim’s Meats. Nobody beats Jim’s Meat!”[/li] [li]“If you don’t turn down your bass, I will have to apply my bat to your skull.”[/li] [li]“I may not be brilliant, bu I have _great_ breasts!”[/li] [li]“Zippit.”[/li] [li]“If we don’t take care of the customer, maybe they’ll stop buging us.”[/li] [li]Mediocrity: It’s a lot easier, and by the time anyone notices the difference, it’s too late anyway.[/li] [li]“They don’t have Quake3 in France. It was too hard to write a ‘surrender’ option into the game.”[/li] [li]“Damn, woman! I just gave you sweet lovin’ five minutes ago. What you tryin’ to do, kill me?”[/li] [li]written like a FedEx logo: PornStar-when you absolutely, positively, have to get some tonight.[/li] [li]“Pull up your pants, turn your hat around, put down the forty, and get a job.” I think I saw this one in the first 30 seconds of it being applied. I can’t imagine the guy lived much longer than that.[/li]I will try to remember some more, but for now I am tapped. ---
**Author:** ![Fonz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Fonz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fonz)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decals-and-bumper-stickers/19139/20 "2000-05-11T06:43:09Z")
**Imagine whirled peas** ---
**Author:** ![Beakeroni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@Beakeroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beakeroni)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decals-and-bumper-stickers/19139/21 "2000-05-11T06:56:02Z")
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