# December 12, 2019

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-12-2019/844759>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 12, 2019, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-12-2019/844759 "2019-12-12T16:20:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-12-2019/844759/1 "2019-12-12T16:20:57Z")

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The world failed to end seven years ago.  
Right?

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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-12-2019/844759/2 "2019-12-12T16:25:19Z")

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Mr VOW planned on running outside on the morning of January 1, 2013, and yelling up at the sky, “Neener! Neener!”

Instead, he grunted at his pillow, rolled over, and went back to sleep.  
~VOW

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-12-2019/844759/3 "2019-12-12T16:27:36Z")

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> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#):
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> The world failed to end seven years ago.  
> Right?

You didn’t get the memo?

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-12-2019/844759/4 "2019-12-12T16:35:49Z")

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It’s probably buried under all these TPS reports

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2019, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-12-2019/844759/5 "2019-12-12T17:20:08Z")

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Sure it did. Remember, we moved to this planet in the giant space ark? And we decided not to tell the stupidest people what happened because they would …  
Oh.  
Never mind.