# December Botticelli

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [November 30, 2013, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169 "2013-11-30T23:15:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 23

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**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2013, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/442 "2013-12-24T23:55:44Z")

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Thanks. My first was [Thomas Midgley](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Midgley,_Jr.), chemist and king of unintended consequences - responsible for both leaded petrol and CFCs, he ultimately died when he became entangled in a system of pulleys he’d rigged to help him get in and out of bed while suffering limited mobility from polio.

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**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2013, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/443 "2013-12-24T23:57:58Z")

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I might be a while answering, what with tomorrow being Christmas, but I am **L**

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/444 "2013-12-25T01:00:02Z")

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Well done, fanganga! Merry Christmas!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/445 "2013-12-25T01:12:46Z")

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Merry Christmas, indeed, to all who celebrate it.

IQs:

Did you and your new girlfriend Jessica have to leave town in a hurry?  
Did you provide the voice of a rusty truck?  
Were you pierced by your own sword in a movie filmed in Ireland?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/446 "2013-12-25T01:46:54Z")

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Good job **fanganga**! And a Merry Christmas to you too!

So we’re on to L?

IQ1: Did you host an interview show on CNN for many years?  
IQ2: Did you tell someone “I love you” only to have them reply, “I know”?  
IQ3: Were you Clark Kent’s girl-next-door in Smallville?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/447 "2013-12-25T02:02:23Z")

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IQs:

1. Were you Superman’s mermaid girlfriend?
2. Did you ride out of the west?
3. Did you reveal this year that you’re suffering from Parkinson’s Disease?

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/448 "2013-12-25T02:37:46Z")

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IQ: Did you nearly come to blows over a missing poker ante?

IQ2: Did Jefferson borrow heavily from you writing the DoI?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/449 "2013-12-25T03:17:52Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Do you think some of your digits are flowers?  
> IQ2: Did you play a man who kidnapped a woman in order to trade her for a Gatling gun?  
> IQ3: Were you emperor of Mexico?

Moses supposes his toeses are roses…  
Dean Martin, in _Something Big_.  
Maximilian.  
IQ1: Was Kenneth Robeson usually you?  
IQ2: Was Bruno Richard Hauptmann convicted of killing your son?  
IQ3: Were you the Swedish Nightingale?

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**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/450 "2013-12-25T21:05:35Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Merry Christmas, indeed, to all who celebrate it.
> 
> IQs:
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> Did you and your new girlfriend Jessica have to leave town in a hurry?  
> Did you provide the voice of a rusty truck?  
> Were you pierced by your own sword in a movie filmed in Ireland?

I’m 0 for 3, I’m afraid.

> [@Spoons](#):
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> IQ1: Did you host an interview show on CNN for many years?  
> IQ2: Did you tell someone “I love you” only to have them reply, “I know”?  
> IQ3: Were you Clark Kent’s girl-next-door in Smallville?

1: I am not **Larry King**  
2: I am not **Princess Leia Organa**  
3: I am not **Lana Lang**

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you Superman’s mermaid girlfriend?
> 2. Did you ride out of the west?
> 3. Did you reveal this year that you’re suffering from Parkinson’s Disease?

1: I am not … Lori Lee?  
2: I am not … the Lone Ranger?  
3: I don’t know to whom you refer.

> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ: Did you nearly come to blows over a missing poker ante?
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> IQ2: Did Jefferson borrow heavily from you writing the DoI?

1: I don’t know to whom you refer  
2: I don’t know to whom you refer

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Was Kenneth Robeson usually you?  
> IQ2: Was Bruno Richard Hauptmann convicted of killing your son?  
> IQ3: Were you the Swedish Nightingale?

1: I am not … Laertes?  
2: I don’t know to whom you refer  
3: I don’t know to whom you refer.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/451 "2013-12-25T21:53:55Z")

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Previous IQs:

Did you and your new girlfriend Jessica have to leave town in a hurry? - This was the hero in _Logan’s Run_.  
Did you provide the voice of a rusty truck? - Larry the Cable Guy, in the _Cars_ movies.  
Were you pierced by your own sword in a movie filmed in Ireland? - Launcelot, in _Excalibur_.

DQs:

Real?  
Male?  
Last name start with L?

IQs:

Did a future President admire you on your way to take a top job?  
Did your husband like preachers “who looked they were fighting bees”?  
Did the same actor play you who also played a cop, a cancer patient and an alien?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/452 "2013-12-25T21:56:44Z")

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> [@fanganga](#):
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> 1: I am not **Larry King**  
> 2: I am not **Princess Leia Organa**  
> 3: I am not **Lana Lang**

Correct on all. I guess I’ve got to come up with more difficult questions!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2013, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/453 "2013-12-25T22:07:57Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you Superman’s mermaid girlfriend?
> 2. Did you ride out of the west?
> 3. Did you reveal this year that you’re suffering from Parkinson’s Disease?

> [@fanganga](#):
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> 1: I am not … Lori Lee?  
> 2: I am not … the Lone Ranger?  
> 3: I don’t know to whom you refer.

#1 was Lori Lemaris. #2 was young Lochinvar, but the Lone Ranger oughta count. #3 was Linda Ronstadt.

I’ll wait on my DQs. Merry Merry.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/454 "2013-12-26T01:43:46Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Was Kenneth Robeson usually you?  
> IQ2: Was Bruno Richard Hauptmann convicted of killing your son?  
> IQ3: Were you the Swedish Nightingale?

> [@fanganga](#):
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> 1: I am not … Laertes?  
> 2: I don’t know to whom you refer  
> 3: I don’t know to whom you refer.

Kenneth Robeson was the pseudonym that appeared on the Doc Savage novels, as well as another pulp series. Lester Dent was the real author of most of the stories.  
Charles Lindbergh.  
Jenny Lind.  
DQ1: American?  
DQ2: Living?  
One DQ reserved.  
IQ1: Were you known as “Slipstick”?  
IQ2: Was your original name Woodrow Wilson Smith?  
IQ3: Did you write about Lando, William Tell, Logan, Galloway and their kin?

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**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/455 "2013-12-26T11:36:08Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
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> Did a future President admire you on your way to take a top job?  
> Did your husband like preachers “who looked they were fighting bees”?  
> Did the same actor play you who also played a cop, a cancer patient and an alien?

1: I don’t know to whom you refer  
2: I am not … \*\* Mary Todd Lincoln\*\*?  
3: I don’t know to whom you refer

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Were you known as “Slipstick”?  
> IQ2: Was your original name Woodrow Wilson Smith?  
> IQ3: Did you write about Lando, William Tell, Logan, Galloway and their kin?

Again, I must pass on all 3.

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**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/456 "2013-12-26T11:40:06Z")

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My initial is **L** and…

1: I am real  
2: I am male  
3: L is the initial of my last name  
4: I am not American.  
5: I am not living.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/457 "2013-12-26T12:20:47Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Were you known as “Slipstick”?  
> IQ2: Was your original name Woodrow Wilson Smith?  
> IQ3: Did you write about Lando, William Tell, Logan, Galloway and their kin?

> [@fanganga](#):
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> Again, I must pass on all 3.

Andrew Jackson Libby, from Heinlein’s future history.  
Lazarus Long, also from Heinlein.  
Those are all characters in the Sackett books by Louis L’Amour.  
DQ1: Known for the Arts?  
DQ2: Died after 1900?  
Two DQs reserved.  
IQ1: Are you the Coal-Miner’s Daughter?  
IQ2: Were you the star of _The Wolf Man_?  
IQ3: Are you a monkey attending summer camp?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/458 "2013-12-26T15:30:41Z")

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Previous IQs:

Did a future President admire you on your way to take a top job? - A young James Garfield met Abraham Lincoln at a public reception in Columbus, Ohio, as Lincoln was heading to Washington, D.C. to be inaugurated in early 1861. Garfield wrote to his wife that he liked what he saw of the President-elect.  
Did your husband like preachers “who looked they were fighting bees”? - Yes, Mary Todd Lincoln.  
Did the same actor play you who also played a cop, a cancer patient and an alien? - Joseph Gordon-Levitt played the President’s son Robert in _Lincoln_; he was also in _The Dark Knight Rises, 50/50_ and _3rd Rock from the Sun_.

DQs:

European?

One DQ reserved.

IQs:

Did you appear with very long sideburns in a recent British documentary?  
Were you played by an actress who was inexplicably attacked as a child?  
Did you play, on TV, someone everyone loved to hate?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/459 "2013-12-26T15:59:36Z")

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IQ1: Did The Dawn’s Early Light come not the next morning, but some years after, A Night to Remember?  
IQ2: Did you seem to be a celebrity when you appeared in North American commercials for hair-care products, prompting Johnny Carson to famously ask, “Who the hell is \_\_\_\_\_?”  
IQ3: Did you write a novel that consisted of a series of letters between Wormwood and Screwtape?

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**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/460 "2013-12-26T21:07:54Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> IQ1: Are you the Coal-Miner’s Daughter?  
> IQ2: Were you the star of _The Wolf Man_?  
> IQ3: Are you a monkey attending summer camp?

0 for 3

> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Did you appear with very long sideburns in a recent British documentary?  
> Were you played by an actress who was inexplicably attacked as a child?  
> Did you play, on TV, someone everyone loved to hate?

0 for 3… inspiration is failing me.

> [@Spoons](#):
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> IQ1: Did The Dawn’s Early Light come not the next morning, but some years after, A Night to Remember?  
> IQ2: Did you seem to be a celebrity when you appeared in North American commercials for hair-care products, prompting Johnny Carson to famously ask, “Who the hell is \_\_\_\_\_?”  
> IQ3: Did you write a novel that consisted of a series of letters between Wormwood and Screwtape?

1: The capitalisation makes me think of the Titanic film, but I don’t know where to go from there … DQ  
2: I don’t know to whom you refer.  
3: Finally! One I know - I am not **C.S. Lewis**

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**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/461 "2013-12-26T21:10:27Z")

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My initial is L and…

1: I am real  
2: I am male  
3: L is the initial of my last name  
4: I am not American.  
5: I am not living.  
6: I am not known for the arts  
7: I died since 1900  
8: I am European

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