# December Botticelli

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [November 30, 2013, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169 "2013-11-30T23:15:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/61 "2013-12-05T01:52:05Z")

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> [@fanganga](#):
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> IQ1: Are you one member of a cartoon cat and chinchilla duo?

> [@fanganga](#):
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> 1: **Stimpy** , of Ren and Stimpy fame.

I thought Stimpy was supposed to be a chihuahua…

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/62 "2013-12-05T01:55:32Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you a con man of the old West portrayed by Red Skelton?
> 2. Were you the Man from U.N.C.L.E.?
> 3. Did Forrest Tucker play you on _F Troop_?

DQ.  
Not Napoleon Solo.  
DQ.

**S**

1. Fictional
2. Male
3. American (for certain values of American)
4. Not from a work set in the future
5. Not a protagonist
6. Not from literature
7. Not from a movie (or series of movies), though there was one
8. From TV
9. S is the initial of my first name
10. From a show that aired before 1980
11. Not a drama

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**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/63 "2013-12-05T11:15:38Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> I thought Stimpy was supposed to be a chihuahua…

I looked it up and we’re both wrong, although me more than you. _Ren_’s a chihuahua.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/64 "2013-12-05T12:13:33Z")

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Has Elendil’s Heir been kidnapped by a UFO?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/65 "2013-12-05T13:00:16Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
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> 1. Were you a con man of the old West portrayed by Red Skelton?
> 2. Were you the Man from U.N.C.L.E.?
> 3. Did Forrest Tucker play you on _F Troop_?

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> DQ.  
> Not Napoleon Solo.  
> DQ.

#1 was San Fernando Red. #3 was Sgt. Sylvester Roarke.

1. From a sitcom?  
I’ll save the second for the moment.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/66 "2013-12-05T22:54:30Z")

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**S**

1. Fictional
2. Male
3. American (for certain values of American)
4. Not from a work set in the future
5. Not a protagonist
6. Not from literature
7. Not from a movie (or series of movies), though there was one
8. From TV
9. S is the initial of my first name
10. From a show that aired before 1980
11. Not a drama
12. Not from a sitcom

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/67 "2013-12-05T23:05:51Z")

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IQ. Did you help launch Kelly Clarkson’s career, and later appear with AC Slater?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/68 "2013-12-06T00:57:56Z")

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DQ: Action/adventure show?

IQs:

1. Did you own the bar on _Cheers_?
2. Did you say “Book 'em, Danno”?
3. When Capt. Kirk tell you to go to Warp Factor 7, did you say, “Oh, my.”?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/69 "2013-12-06T01:13:29Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> IQ. Did you help launch Kelly Clarkson’s career, and later appear with AC Slater?

Haven’t the faintest idea who those people are, so DQ.

> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you own the bar on _Cheers_?
> 2. Did you say “Book 'em, Danno”?
> 3. When Capt. Kirk tell you to go to Warp Factor 7, did you say, “Oh, my.”?

I have this vague feeling the character was called Sam, but take a DQ.  
DQ.  
Not Hikaru Sulu.

**S**

1. Fictional
2. Male
3. American (for certain values of American)
4. Not from a work set in the future
5. Not a protagonist
6. Not from literature
7. Not from a movie (or series of movies), though there was one
8. From TV
9. S is the initial of my first name
10. From a show that aired before 1980
11. Not a drama
12. Not from a sitcom
13. There is action, and there are adventures, but not an action/adventure show

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/70 "2013-12-06T01:18:35Z")

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That is Simon Cowell.  
DQ: Reality show?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/71 "2013-12-06T01:21:02Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> DQ: Action/adventure show?
> 
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you own the bar on _Cheers_?
> 2. Did you say “Book 'em, Danno”?
> 3. When Capt. Kirk tell you to go to Warp Factor 7, did you say, “Oh, my.”?

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> I have this vague feeling the character was called Sam, but take a DQ.  
> DQ.  
> Not Hikaru Sulu.
> 
> w

#1 was Sam Malone. #2 was _Hawaii Five O’s_ Steve McGarrett.  
I’ll save my DQs for when I have more time.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/72 "2013-12-06T02:59:47Z")

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> [@SCAdian](#):
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> Has Elendil’s Heir been kidnapped by a UFO?

How could I have missed this thread before now? :smack: Feel free to drop me a PM next time.

IQs:

Did your name become a cliche for a tyrannical overseer?  
Were you Lincoln’s SecWar?  
Were you a protagonist in Jeffrey Archer’s _First Among Equals_?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/73 "2013-12-06T03:32:31Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> Did your name become a cliche for a tyrannical overseer?  
> Were you Lincoln’s SecWar?  
> Were you a protagonist in Jeffrey Archer’s _First Among Equals_?

Not Simon Legree.  
Not … Stanton?  
DQ.

**S**

1. Fictional
2. Male
3. American (for certain values of American)
4. Not from a work set in the future
5. Not a protagonist
6. Not from literature
7. Not from a movie (or series of movies), though there was one
8. From TV
9. S is the initial of my first name
10. From a show that aired before 1980
11. Not a drama
12. From a comedy, but I don’t think I’d call it a sitcom
13. There is action, and there are adventures, but not an action/adventure show
14. Not a reality show

Note the slightly revised answer to DQ12.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/74 "2013-12-06T22:23:01Z")

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DQ: A recurring character on a variety show?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2013, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/75 "2013-12-06T23:47:31Z")

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**S**

1. Fictional
2. Male
3. American (for certain values of American)
4. Not from a work set in the future
5. Not a protagonist
6. Not from literature
7. Not from a movie (or series of movies), though there was one
8. From TV
9. S is the initial of my first name
10. From a show that aired before 1980
11. Not a drama
12. From a comedy, but I don’t think I’d call it a sitcom
13. There is action, and there are adventures, but not an action/adventure show
14. Not a reality show
15. Not a recurring character on a variety show

Note the slightly revised answer to DQ12.  
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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/76 "2013-12-07T03:10:55Z")

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Anyone know what’s become of **ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness** or **Le Ministre de l’au-delà**? They used to be regulars in these games. And where does **Spoons** keep dsappearing to?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/77 "2013-12-07T03:29:38Z")

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Not a clue. Le Ministre’s starting up the short story contest, but that shouldn’t keep him away from here.

IQs:

1. Did you kill a president’s brother?
2. Were you the best known Indian (Asia) actor of the 1930’s?
3. Did you write a play that’s currently starring Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan?

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/78 "2013-12-07T03:33:53Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you kill a president’s brother?
> 2. Were you the best known Indian (Asia) actor of the 1930’s?
> 3. Did you write a play that’s currently starring Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan?

Not Sirhan Sirhan.  
DQ.  
DQ.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/79 "2013-12-07T03:42:18Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
>
> Not a clue. Le Ministre’s starting up the short story contest, but that shouldn’t keep him away from here.
> 
> IQs:
> 
> 1. Did you kill a president’s brother?
> 2. Were you the best known Indian (Asia) actor of the 1930’s?
> 3. Did you write a play that’s currently starring Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan?

> [@SCAdian](#):
>
> Not Sirhan Sirhan.  
> DQ.  
> DQ.

#2 was Sabu. #3 was Samuel Beckett, author of _Waiting for Godot_.  
I don’t feel stumped just yet. Maybe tomorrow will bring a brainstorm.

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**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2013, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/december-botticelli/675169/80 "2013-12-07T12:48:45Z")

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IQ: Are you good enough, are you smart enough and gosh-darn it, do people like you?

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