# Decided:Smokers are not people

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decided-smokers-are-not-people/531612>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 7, 2010, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decided-smokers-are-not-people/531612 "2010-03-07T11:49:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decided-smokers-are-not-people/531612/201 "2010-03-12T14:43:20Z")

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> [@Sapo](#):
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> Hell no! that’s like running over a skunk. The stench stays ith you forever. Farters I snipe from afar.

The further away the better, for if the farters are also smokers, they explode in a big ball of fire when shot.

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decided-smokers-are-not-people/531612/202 "2010-03-12T16:47:40Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> The further away the better, for if the farters are also smokers, they explode in a big ball of fire when shot.

Goodness gracious.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2010, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/decided-smokers-are-not-people/531612/203 "2010-03-12T18:57:47Z")

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> [@Bosstone](#):
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> Goodness gracious.

You just won the thread. 😃

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