# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/1 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")
(The last one was three months old…) **Was it really better “Back in the day?” Ever get “the strap” in school.** _sigh_. Those were the days! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/2 "2013-12-09T20:57:19Z")
\*\* Hetero anal sex: depth Is there an easy way to size an alien creature from a photo? \*\* Need Answer Fast! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/3 "2013-12-09T21:01:38Z")
\*\*Ladies: Are Your Intimate Areas the Whitest They Can Be? Belt sander issue \*\* Ouch. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/4 "2013-12-09T22:54:19Z")
\*\*My new cell phone was stolen yesturday. I’m an idiot. How does THAT even happen?! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/5 "2013-12-09T23:17:46Z")
\*\* How shocking would the biggest gov’t secret be? Nothing is boyond our reach! \*\* Sadly, this is probably true. Except for proper spelling. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/6 "2013-12-10T01:23:49Z")
**Question about dark energy When is it appropriate to be scared of turbulence on a commercial flight?** “Hi, folks, this is your captain speaking. We’re encountering some heightened levels of the unknown yet fundamental force which shapes the very cosmos. As a routine precaution, I’ve turned on the ‘fasten seatbelt’ sign and at this time we’re asking all passengers to remain in their seats with their seatbelts securely fastened. We apologize for the inconvenience, and thank you again for flying Pan-Galactic Spaceways.” ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/7 "2013-12-10T01:45:07Z")
**Things you didn’t know were real until you were an adult People eating Tide pods** ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/8 "2013-12-10T01:56:14Z")
**What’s your greatest Thrift Store find? Children on medical marijuana** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/9 "2013-12-10T02:18:49Z")
\*\* Is there an easy way to size an alien creature from a photo? Cockney Rhyming Slang Rules?\*\* Eh wot, the little git E’s from another planet. Shit! Next up - extraterrestrial Cockney haiku. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/10 "2013-12-10T02:51:06Z")
**Funny Christmas pet stories? Man commits suicide after girlfriend insists on more shopping** No, you _can’t_ have that doggie in the window! GAAAAHHHHHHH!!! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/11 "2013-12-10T03:12:43Z")
\*\*Hallmarks of a gentleman Domestic violence \*\* Fail. ---
**Author:** ![half-elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@half-elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/half-elf)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/12 "2013-12-10T03:24:48Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > \*\*Hallmarks of a gentleman > Domestic violence \*\* > > Fail. **Man commits suicide after girlfriend insists on more shopping** ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/13 "2013-12-10T03:29:07Z")
\*\*7.5 Million in Bitcoins buried in landfill. Nothing is boyond our reach! \*\* At least someone is staying positive. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/14 "2013-12-10T03:45:57Z")
\*\*Anyone made a friend using an online service? How does THAT even happen?! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/15 "2013-12-10T06:36:56Z")
\*\*For Sale: Cheap iPhone 5/iPhone 5s/ iPhone 5c/ New iPad Air Unlocked Hot deal My new cell phone was stolen yesturday. I’m an idiot.\*\* Cause follows effect. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/16 "2013-12-10T09:59:03Z")
\*\*14 Things You Should Never Say to a Gay Man Ladies: Are Your Intimate Areas the Whitest They Can Be? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/17 "2013-12-10T12:57:38Z")
\*\*Who are the least plausible fictional Presidents? The California Raisins; The Noid; Speedy \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/18 "2013-12-10T13:01:05Z")
\*\* Why is tree bark brown? Hetero anal sex: depth \*\* ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/19 "2013-12-10T13:14:18Z")
\*\*So I’m moving to Baltimore from Seattle Is this a crime? \*\* Not as far as I know. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/20 "2013-12-10T13:30:35Z")
\*\* If you had to start your own business, it would be… Montblanc ink refills \*\* Financial independence is guaranteed, I’ve got the only franchise on the block! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=2)