# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/181 "2014-01-01T16:35:29Z")
\*\* Is there any realistic way to fight global warming? Thinking of getting a sound bar for my TV… \*\* No sacrifice is too great. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/182 "2014-01-01T17:38:53Z")
\*\* My neighbor’s brightly glowing penises Ask the Transsexual Woman\*\* Yes miss, I suppose we can give you more than one … and make them fluorescent, too? ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/183 "2014-01-02T11:11:39Z")
\*\*It’s Iphone not iPhone Similar technologies. One fails, one succeeds. \*\* Getting the capitalization of your product name right can count for a lot in business. The aPPle cORporaTion never quite understood this. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/184 "2014-01-02T13:40:27Z")
\*\*What to do with the body of a dead pet Help! My puppy wont stop biting me! \*\* AAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! Zombie Dog! Zombie Dog! Get away from me! You’re already infected! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/185 "2014-01-02T13:44:19Z")
\*\*It’s Iphone not iPhone Similar technologies. One fails, one succeeds \*\* Sometimes a single capitalized letter makes all the difference. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/186 "2014-01-02T13:57:16Z")
\*\* Help! My puppy wont stop biting me! Poll: CATS vs. DOGS\*\* Hey, Cecil frowns on push polling. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/187 "2014-01-02T14:01:35Z")
\*\* Using bodies as sandbags Seals Balancing Balls\*\* Don’t miss Cirque du Stalin - in fact, you’d better not if you know what’s good for you. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/188 "2014-01-02T14:27:14Z")
**Why did the sun get hot? Tell me about propane refrigerators** Burning fossil fuels causes solar warming. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/189 "2014-01-02T14:58:44Z")
\*\* My neighbor’s brightly glowing penises Well, that’s the most dodgy-looking logo I think I’ve ever seen in the wild… \*\* Read the second thread to “get it” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/190 "2014-01-02T18:39:26Z")
\*\* Don’t people own the parts of their body? Poop \*\* “Get away from there! That’s _my_ shit!” ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/191 "2014-01-02T19:32:10Z")
\*\*Utah judge strikes down same-sex marriage ban! Worthwhile projects. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/192 "2014-01-02T20:33:51Z")
\*\*Help! My puppy wont stop biting me! Etiquette when meeting dog owners \*\* Rule #1: Don’t Bite! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/193 "2014-01-03T13:18:27Z")
\*\* What is the best way for a male to spurn unwanted advances? African Americans and Playful Accusations of Being Gay?\*\* Let us know how that works out for you. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/194 "2014-01-03T13:22:49Z")
\*\* Bird to dinosaur Why does the moon look so brown in the Chinese pictures? \*\* Dinosaur: **SNAP** Well, that was one hell of a short conversation. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/195 "2014-01-03T14:33:53Z")
\*\*They told me to get a life… I love thrift stores!! \*\* Do you really want a life that you got at the thrift store? ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/196 "2014-01-03T14:42:19Z")
**Where’s North? Watch a dog poop. Comments? 99 message board words or phrases to retire in 2014** Yeah, I won’t miss those. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/197 "2014-01-03T16:20:23Z")
\*\*Why should I Listen to 432hz Music? Hearing Music in new construction house. \*\* It’s the music of the spheres! Or of the drywall. Or something… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/198 "2014-01-03T17:31:52Z")
\*\* Where’s North? Watch a dog poop. Comments? Poop [Curbing a dog]\*\* Programming is limited on The Poop Channel. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/199 "2014-01-03T19:36:13Z")
\*\*What little things did your mom or dad do that you realize now are big deals? Break the rules, then retire to avoid the consequences? For those snowed in today… Good jokes you’ve heard recently \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/200 "2014-01-03T20:41:41Z")
\*\*Good jokes you’ve heard recently Kim Jong Un croaked his uncle \*\* Bwaa! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=11)