# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/201 "2014-01-03T21:41:38Z")
\*\* My neighbor’s brightly glowing penises Name that saint \*\* Umm…Peter? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/202 "2014-01-04T04:38:05Z")
\*\*Grumpy old person rants This is the reason humans are going to go extinct\*\* Since I know the OP of the second thread, I can confirm that it is indeed a Grumpy old person rant. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/203 "2014-01-04T06:08:11Z")
**Ask the Transsexual Woman What does recovering from surgery feel like?** I imagine that particular question came up pretty much right away. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/204 "2014-01-04T09:10:48Z")
**Utah judge strikes down same-sex marriage ban! This is the reason humans are going to go extinct** ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/205 "2014-01-04T14:04:06Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > \*\*Are the majority of gay activist shooting themselves in the foot? > > Ask the Transsexual Woman \*\* > > Maybe a reasonable place to start… It’s funny because it’s true. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/206 "2014-01-04T16:02:10Z")
\*\*Pot vs. booze Effects of smoking pot What are some esoteric ways to manage type II diabetes \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/207 "2014-01-04T19:51:07Z")
\*\*Baby, it’s cold outside. Your ass tastes foxy \*\* My chestnuts are roasting on this open fire… I say it’s time to jangle those jingle bells. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/208 "2014-01-04T20:56:46Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > \*\* My neighbor’s brightly glowing penises > > Name that saint \*\* > > Umm…Peter? That made me laugh more than it should’ve. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/209 "2014-01-04T23:03:32Z")
**no men will be dipping their wick in this crazy Ask the Transsexual Woman** If she refuses too, then we’re out of luck. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/210 "2014-01-04T23:43:31Z")
**Baby, it’s cold outside. no men will be dipping their wick in this crazy** Militantly frigid. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/211 "2014-01-05T00:33:51Z")
**Concussions. Why doesn’t the NFL pad the OUTSIDE of helmets?** **Ask the Transsexual Woman** Huh. We _did_ have a transvestite elephant-polo team here once, called the Screwless Tuskers, but I had no idea they’d branched out into pro football. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/212 "2014-01-05T02:00:50Z")
\*\*Man with No Brains Arrested for Selling Same This is the reason humans are going to go extinct\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/213 "2014-01-05T06:25:17Z")
\*\* Foods you freaking hate that lots of others freaking love Poll: Do you consider cartilage edible?\*\* It’s OK, but nothing beats deep-fried adipose tissue. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/214 "2014-01-05T15:53:51Z")
\*\*no men will be dipping their wick in this crazy This is the reason humans are going to go extinct \*\* Even funnier if you read the first thread ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/215 "2014-01-05T23:08:01Z")
\*\*What do USAnians spend their change on? Home remedies for Irritable Bowel Syndrome \*\* Mostly. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/216 "2014-01-05T23:44:10Z")
\*\*Where’s North? Watch a dog poop. Comments? Dog Poop Direction Grant \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/217 "2014-01-06T01:34:34Z")
- You ever dream about dead people? I’ve been searching for a long time … Baby, it’s cold outside.\* Some Everly Brothers’ recordings just never made the charts. ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/218 "2014-01-06T05:33:29Z")
What amenities and market solutions arise as a city grows Chicken in the living room ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/219 "2014-01-06T13:09:49Z")
\*\* Ask the Transsexual Woman Hey, I’ve been Membered! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/220 "2014-01-06T14:43:04Z")
\*\* Orange is the New Black Decade-specific fashions This is the reason humans are going to go extinct no men will be dipping their wick in this crazy \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=12)