# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/221 "2014-01-06T15:17:54Z")
\*\* Have you ever been caught masturbating? Women, do you sit with your legs open or closed? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/222 "2014-01-06T16:59:55Z")
**Homemade French Onion soup of the Gods This is the reason humans are going to go extinct** The soup is people! ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/223 "2014-01-06T17:10:46Z")
\*\*Home remedies for Irritable Bowel Syndrome Should I Insulate My Pipes? \*\* I don’t know how you’d do that…maybe just cut down on dairy? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/224 "2014-01-06T18:18:18Z")
\*\* What is this ‘respect’ thing people get so het up over? What is the best way for a male to spurn unwanted advances? \*\* I realize that “fuck off” has worked well for you, but not everyone likes the direct approach. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/225 "2014-01-06T18:22:29Z")
**Have you ever been caught masturbating? Preparation for Healthy Living in a Basement** ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/226 "2014-01-06T18:49:01Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > **Have you ever been caught masturbating? > Preparation for Healthy Living in a Basement** Funnier because the resurrection of the first thread involved an anecdote about masturbating where? In a basement. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/227 "2014-01-06T20:00:01Z")
\*\*How Cold Is It? Baby, it’s cold outside. \*\* Better if reversed, but you go to war with the Sequential Threads you have. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/228 "2014-01-07T01:21:12Z")
**What does recovering from surgery feel like? Effects of smoking pot** It’s better when you smoke pot. Actually, you might even want to skip the surgery part altogether, and just do the pot. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/229 "2014-01-07T01:45:03Z")
**My transition to poly has been rough Ever been caught masticating?** Yep, and my spouse really chewed me out! Get it? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/230 "2014-01-07T05:17:54Z")
**Tonya Harding, 20 years later** **How to Just Let Things Go?** Indeed, Nancy. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/231 "2014-01-07T06:57:37Z")
\*\*Tonya Harding, 20 years later no men will be dipping their wick in this crazy \*\* She must be getting lonely by now. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/232 "2014-01-07T08:11:42Z")
**I have a really sore ball… Ask the Transsexual Woman** You might consider her suggestion a trifle excessive, though. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/233 "2014-01-07T12:57:48Z")
\*\*What little things did your mom or dad do that you realize now are big deals? Paraglide skiing down Mont Blanc \*\* I asked Mom where Dad was, and she casually said he was on the Boards on the Hill, and would be home for dinner. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/234 "2014-01-07T13:56:40Z")
**Girlfriend missed a pill, now her period is here 1.5 weeks early. How to proceed? What little things did your mom or dad do that you realize now are big deals?** :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/235 "2014-01-07T15:29:06Z")
\*\*I have a really sore ball… OK, Line Up To Be The First In Your Neighborhood To Get Eyeball Studs! \*\* …and I can understand WHY it’s sore. Emily Dickinson once referred to a tiger’s eyes as his “mighty balls”, I hasten to point out. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/236 "2014-01-07T15:51:04Z")
\*\*Chicken in the living room Ask the Transsexual Woman \*\* ‘Can I see your cock?’ ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/237 "2014-01-07T16:06:34Z")
\*\* Cheyenne Mountain : What protects it from a “mission kill”? Bunches of bananas \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/238 "2014-01-07T16:13:49Z")
\*\* You ever dream about dead people? True story - trying to cheat at the game of life \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/239 "2014-01-07T17:07:32Z")
\*\* Paraglide skiing down Mont Blanc How Cold Is It? \*\* It is freakin’ freezing. Wear your mittens. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/240 "2014-01-08T04:10:47Z")
**Ask the Transsexual Woman How Cold Is It?** “So cold that certain body parts froze off! Fortunately I wasn’t planning on keeping them anyway.” **Bill Nye the Science Guy vs Creotard Ken Ham Brain mulch** At least creationist brains come pre-mulched. \*\*Is there anything a hot woman can say that will make men not want to fuck her US Federal Eugenics Program \*\* _\_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=13)