# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/241 "2014-01-08T13:31:23Z")
\*\* What do USAnians spend their change on? Should I give give exact change at a store?\*\* Why not donate it to [change.org](http://change.org)? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/242 "2014-01-08T14:50:13Z")
Separated by one: \*\* Frozen bathroom pipes? Frozen pipes in bathroom help!!! \*\* Yes!! Need Answer fast! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/243 "2014-01-08T15:06:38Z")
\*\*What’s up with Liz Cheney? Same problems in Australia \*\* You’ve got a Liz Cheney in Australia, too? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/244 "2014-01-08T18:00:01Z")
\*\* How Cold Is It? “My advice would be for people not to climb into appliances”\*\* But it’s _warmer_ in this refrigerator. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/245 "2014-01-08T19:37:12Z")
**This is the reason humans are going to go extinct They may turn Wonder Woman into Supergirl** … and face her genocidal Amazonian wrath! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/246 "2014-01-08T19:46:12Z")
\*\*Is there anything a hot woman can say that will make men not want to fuck her Tell me about Buffalo, NY \*\* Funnier if you’ve actually lived there. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/247 "2014-01-08T19:55:43Z")
\*\* When you married, did you think about who would die first? What should I look for in a vacuum?\*\* Extra-large capacity. You won’t regret it. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/248 "2014-01-09T17:48:55Z")
\*\* Who came up with variable twist wire? Seals Balancing Balls\*\* They’ve also got great advice for investing in hedge funds. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/249 "2014-01-09T19:21:02Z")
\*\*Is there anything a hot woman can say that will make men not want to fuck her Grumpy old person rants \*\* Y’ever notice how men always want to have sex? Why IS that, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/250 "2014-01-09T20:40:17Z")
\*\*Geese rescued from frozen pond Things that don’t work at 30 below \*\* 1.) Geese 2.)… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/251 "2014-01-09T23:48:32Z")
**"Careful, your slip is showing" Suggestive? Ask the Stripper!** She says there’s no need to tell her, it’s part of the show. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2014, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/252 "2014-01-09T23:49:57Z")
**Is there anything a hot woman can say that will make men not want to fuck her My transition to poly has been rough** Not a showstopper. A warning sign, maybe. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/253 "2014-01-10T00:00:20Z")
\*\*Ask the Stripper! How Cold Is It? \*\* It’s pretty chilly. Honestly, though, since I got the implants they pretty much always look like that. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/254 "2014-01-10T02:34:53Z")
**If Space Expands, How to tell if one person has two gmail accounts** That’s not how it works, silly. As the universe gets bigger, you just get more gigs of space in your account, is all. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/255 "2014-01-10T02:38:21Z")
\*\*Juvenile delinquent taught at a university Are you an expert at anything? Do you have a problem with authority? \*\* Those were the interview questions, and they got the “yes” and “no” answers mixed up? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/256 "2014-01-10T13:00:35Z")
\*\* Should hermaphrodites recieve legal status. My transition to poly has been rough \*\* I’d have thought just the opposite. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/257 "2014-01-10T14:25:13Z")
\*\* Dennis Rodman forgets how to English Same problems in Australia \*\* Yeah, I could never understand why “Crocodile Dundee” wasn’t issued with subtitles. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/258 "2014-01-10T14:28:26Z")
\*\*Reducing a college thesis to 1 sentence How Cold Is It? \*\* The 300 page paper on the effects of Niobium-doped Indium on superconducting quantum tunneling was a bit complex for the layman ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/259 "2014-01-10T18:27:52Z")
\*\* Please help. My 6 yo won’t stay asleep My transition to poly has been rough\*\* ☹ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/260 "2014-01-10T19:20:58Z")
\*\* Is there anything a hot woman can say that will make men not want to fuck her 'Splain me “Income inequality” \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=14)