# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/261 "2014-01-11T06:27:23Z")
**Ask the Transsexual Woman Recommend a password manager please** Don’t know why she’d have any special insight, but … ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/262 "2014-01-11T15:41:15Z")
\*\* What was the last thing you ate that you swear made you sick and could you ever eat it again? De Blasio eats pizza with a fork! \*\* That makes me sick! \*\*SC woman charged with stabbing husband with ceramic squirrel Body found in blood-soaked car in Calgary alley; police term death “suspicious” no men will be dipping their wick in this crazy \*\* There’s a TV movie in there somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/263 "2014-01-11T15:49:53Z")
\*\*Help translating a phrase into French How often are terrorist bombs complex devices with many wires? \*\* Besoin réponse rapide? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/264 "2014-01-11T16:00:20Z")
**New “smart rifle”: what’s so smart about it? Joining the Marines?** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/265 "2014-01-11T17:07:45Z")
**Take your wind chill and blow it out your ass I’m sick of this Global Warming!** Is it cold or is it warm? I’m so confused! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/266 "2014-01-11T17:16:47Z")
\*\* What are your fitness goals for 2014? Effects of smoking pot\*\* Haven’t gotten off the couch yet, but hey man, chill out, there’s plenty of Doritos. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/267 "2014-01-11T20:35:47Z")
\*\*Anyone else ever kick a nasal spray habit (or need to)? Sinus surgery experience? \*\* If your nasal spray habit’s so bad you need surgery, you’ve got problems, man. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/268 "2014-01-12T07:50:50Z")
**Things that don’t work at 30 below My cat just passed away suddenly** Adding “cats” to the list… ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/269 "2014-01-12T10:18:23Z")
**Dating Question Obama vs. the Nuns** Given the choice, I think I’ll stay single for now. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/270 "2014-01-12T14:01:33Z")
Separated by one: \*\* Constipation: When Do Things Get Serious? (Don’t Need Answer Fast) What happens if you drop a grenade down a tanks gun barrel? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/271 "2014-01-12T15:30:55Z")
\*\* How to stop pet rats from fighting? Is my retirement portfolio diverse enough?\*\* Sell off the mutual funds, get into cheese futures. They’ll settle right down. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/272 "2014-01-12T15:34:09Z")
**How do I schmooze the Jews? Are you an expert at anything?** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/273 "2014-01-12T19:57:15Z")
**Hah! What have y’all done that was so damn impressive this morning? I’m pregnant!** Um… Well, I started a load of laundry. And I’ve just started a fire in the wood burning stove. OK, I got nothin’. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/274 "2014-01-12T21:14:33Z")
\*\* Is there anything a hot woman can say that will make men not want to fuck her How can one overcome past academic failures?\*\* Might backfire. “Hey baby, I’ll help you forget that “F” in English Lit…” ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2014, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/275 "2014-01-12T21:25:37Z")
\*\* Had anything memorable to drink lately? My neighbor’s brightly glowing penises\*\* ⭕o:o ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/276 "2014-01-13T01:59:40Z")
\*\*Take your wind chill and blow it out your ass Need a place to vent \*\* Okay, this produces a severely weird image in my head that I Do Not Need. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/277 "2014-01-13T05:49:36Z")
\*\*Early harbingers of spring where you live I’m pregnant! \*\* Those birds and bees don’t lose a moment! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/278 "2014-01-13T12:41:00Z")
\*\*Early harbingers of spring where you live U.S. Authorties strip search Indian diplomat (female). \*\* “Oh, look, dear – the first Naked Diplomat of Spring!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/279 "2014-01-13T12:59:27Z")
\*\*Ask the Icebear (aka guy who visits brothels) Dating Question \*\* Is that really a Good Idea? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/280 "2014-01-13T13:40:44Z")
\*\* How can one overcome past academic failures? Basketball hoops at the end of the driveway\*\* My kid’s still flunking out of junior high, but his free throw percentage has improved dramatically. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=15)