# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/281 "2014-01-13T15:42:05Z")
\*\* Utah judge strikes down same-sex marriage ban! no men will be dipping their wick in this crazy I’m pregnant! Mild health rant Need Political Speech Topics \*\* There’s four right there. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/282 "2014-01-13T17:35:13Z")
\*\* U.S. Authorties strip search Indian diplomat (female). Uugh now I can’t come to your shop anymore, because you’re a RACIST!\*\* It’s OK, U.S. Authorities strip-search everybody. Stop by anytime. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/283 "2014-01-13T20:03:13Z")
\*\* How do I schmooze the Jews? Have you ever been mistaken as a prostitute? \*\* Dress tarty enough, and you’ll be popular with the Christians too. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2014, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/284 "2014-01-13T21:02:41Z")
\*\* What to do in Kansas City? Ask the Icebear (aka guy who visits brothels) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/285 "2014-01-14T01:47:28Z")
**Early harbingers of spring where you live Stupid Republican idea of the day** Ah, the first stupid Republican idea of the season. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/286 "2014-01-14T12:43:27Z")
\*\*If you know a porn star is dead… Hot Dog! \*\* …said the necrophiliac. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/287 "2014-01-14T13:27:47Z")
\*\* Awesome feline battle armor! The next time you find a clot of hair or a hairball . . .\*\* . . . better just shut up about it. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/288 "2014-01-14T13:36:36Z")
\*\*What are the most ultra-hipster things you’ve ever seen? DVD ear buds \*\* I don’t get out much. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/289 "2014-01-14T13:36:45Z")
\*\*Please help. My 6 yo won’t stay asleep The Butterfly-In-a-Box Effect \*\* “It goes to sleep or else it spends the night in the box.” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/290 "2014-01-14T14:41:00Z")
**My cat just passed away suddenly I got a new kitten today. So I guess I’m required to put pictures here. Hah! What have y’all done that was so damn impressive this morning?** I resurrected a cat this morning! Beat that! ---
**Author:** ![Srsly\_Dad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@Srsly\_Dad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Srsly_Dad)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/291 "2014-01-14T18:12:18Z")
**Awesome Feline Battle Armor The next time you find a clot of hair or a hairball . . .** Pillow stuffing maybe, but armor? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/292 "2014-01-14T18:23:30Z")
\*\*What are the most ultra-hipster things you’ve ever seen? quarterly tax payments \*\* “And after my eyeball piercing and volcanic mud scrub, I made my quarterly tax payment.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/293 "2014-01-14T19:50:42Z")
\*\* Ask the guy whose girlfriend is marrying a woman. What the bloody hell just happened with my nose? _TMI_\*\* Break-up not going too well, huh? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/294 "2014-01-14T21:15:48Z")
A conversation in Sequential Threads: " **Uugh now I can’t come to your shop anymore, because you’re a RACIST! \*\* " " \*\* I’m prejudiced**" ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/295 "2014-01-14T23:55:57Z")
\*\*Why don’t climate change deniers publish? Squeaky shoes \*\* That explains everything! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/296 "2014-01-15T00:01:54Z")
**The Most Unexpected Thing You Heard Today. I farted and my laptop fan came on** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/297 "2014-01-15T00:44:30Z")
\*\*I’m pregnant! Returning your rental car with a “full” tank \*\* Use whatever euphemisms you want, you’ll still have to pay child support. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/298 "2014-01-15T13:13:06Z")
\*\* Disabled kids and public politeness Where can we buy/rent a cannon? \*\* Miss Manners recommends anti-personnel mines. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/299 "2014-01-15T13:15:16Z")
\*\* SSM: Now Utah. How long for all? ‘The fate of every successful species is to wipe itself out’\*\* Geez, Ms. Schlafly, chill out. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/300 "2014-01-15T14:30:07Z")
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