# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/301 "2014-01-15T16:12:45Z")
**Why Did They Call Alcohol ‘Water of Life’?** **Ask the guy whose girlfriend is marrying a woman.** Why, is he heavily drowning his sorrows? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/302 "2014-01-15T18:10:47Z")
\*\*Movies that when they ended you went “Whaaaaat?” Lana…Lana…Lanaaaaaaaa!!! What??? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/303 "2014-01-15T18:25:42Z")
\*\*What little things did your mom or dad do that you realize now are big deals? Colorado, Marijuana, and You \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/304 "2014-01-15T18:27:19Z")
\*\*Could you please spell my fucking name right? The Legacy of Ariel Sharon \*\* You tell 'em, Arielle! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/305 "2014-01-15T18:34:41Z")
\*\* Best way to re-heat chicken wings? Computer that runs XP\*\* Better download some big porn files, it’s not running hot enough. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/306 "2014-01-15T18:37:49Z")
**What little things did your mom or dad do that you realize now are big deals? Colorado, Marijuana, and You** ---
**Author:** ![TheSeaOtter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ed655f/32.png) [@TheSeaOtter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheSeaOtter)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/307 "2014-01-15T19:31:51Z")
\*\*Where can we buy/rent a cannon? Please help. My 6 yo won’t stay asleep\*\* Go back to sleep, or mommy is going to have to get the cannon again. ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/308 "2014-01-15T19:41:51Z")
**Is there anything a hot woman can say that will make men not want to fuck her My daughter is into something called Otep. Should I be concerned.** I can live with Otep. **Train third rails and electrocution Girlfriend emotionally attached?** Emotional attachment to the third rail would probably do it, though. **’The fate of every successful species is to wipe itself out’ Stupid Republican idea of the day** Submitted without comment ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/309 "2014-01-15T19:57:40Z")
\*\* How does NSA ‘intercept’ emails, etc. Computer that runs XP \*\* Especially if they wait until April. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/310 "2014-01-15T19:59:33Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > **What little things did your mom or dad do that you realize now are big deals? > Colorado, Marijuana, and You** Look three entries above yours. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/311 "2014-01-15T20:56:22Z")
Not funny, but weirdly appropriate: **Do you ever want to say f** k this shit and give it all up? So I Seem To Have Voluntarily Become Homeless \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/312 "2014-01-15T20:58:56Z")
\*\* Philly Police warn public of perv on the loose… Taking it Slow, Saying Hi \*\* He’s a _friendly_ perv. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2014, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/313 "2014-01-15T21:12:14Z")
\*\* Strange, outlandish, or totally stupid job interview questions you’ve been asked Are you an expert at anything? Where can we buy/rent a cannon? \*\* The first question is pretty reasonable. The second would make me wonder about their termination process. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/314 "2014-01-16T04:44:58Z")
\*\*Dating Question Where can we buy/rent a cannon? \*\* Um, that’s NOT what they mean when they talk about banging your girlfrield ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/315 "2014-01-16T04:56:17Z")
**Stupid Diet. I farted and my laptop fan came on** Serves you right for downloading all that pizza. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/316 "2014-01-16T06:21:09Z")
\*\* Why were Europeans able to create colonial empires? Where can we buy/rent a cannon? \*\* Europeans didn’t _have_ to buy/rent their cannons. They made their own. That’s why they were able to create colonial empires. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/317 "2014-01-16T13:00:03Z")
\*\* What song do you want played at your funeral? Breasts in the wind \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/318 "2014-01-16T13:24:44Z")
\*\* Florida Movie Theater Shooting Leaves One Dead In Altercation Over Texting I am somewhat afraid \*\* “Your heart monitor is beeping!” **KA-BLAMMM** Yeah, the movie etiquette thing has gotten a bit out of hand. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/319 "2014-01-16T14:12:04Z")
Not sequential threads, but interesting thread title/dopername combo: \*\* Breasts in the wind For You \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/320 "2014-01-16T15:31:44Z")
\*\*Going to Paris. Need a couple of tips. Breasts in the wind \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=17)