# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/321 "2014-01-16T17:20:43Z")
\*\* Road Rage: what to do… Getting very confused about fruit as part of a weight loss program\*\* But it sure comes in handy on I-80. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/322 "2014-01-16T18:27:53Z")
**What movies have you actually walked out of? Smaug vs the Nazgul** Jackson’s gone too far this time! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/323 "2014-01-16T19:22:30Z")
\*\*Tonya Harding, 20 years later I am somewhat afraid \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/324 "2014-01-16T21:52:43Z")
\*\*Ask the intravert who’s taking an improv comedy course One Word \*\* Rutabaga? ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2014, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/325 "2014-01-16T23:49:03Z")
\*\*Old folks using McDonald’s as an old folks’ home. What would you do? What’s your favorite F-Bomb? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/326 "2014-01-17T13:02:28Z")
\*\* I’ve been coughing up phlegm for 6 years. How to make it stop? Is anyone here a practitioner of rootwork, Hoodoo, Chaos, or another strong magical tradition? \*\* “Phlegm begone! Ooga-chaka!!!” That’ll be 50 bucks. Pay the receptionist on your way out. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/327 "2014-01-17T13:42:23Z")
\*\* You’ve just been banned from the Straight Dope. Now what? Move US State boundaries for fun and profit! \*\* I’ll show you, you sunzabitches. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/328 "2014-01-17T13:46:04Z")
\*\* General aviation folk: talk me down… Breasts in the wind \*\* No, that’ll just keep him up there longer. ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/329 "2014-01-17T13:55:49Z")
\*\*Ask the intravert who’s taking an improv comedy course \*\* \*\*So I Seem To Have Voluntarily Become Homeless \*\* Your parents were right - you should have gotten that degree to have something to fall back on. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/330 "2014-01-17T15:28:15Z")
\*\*Why don’t climate change deniers publish? Global Warming progressing far faster than previously thought \*\* Ohhhhhhhhh… ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/331 "2014-01-17T16:27:48Z")
\*\*Reasons guys like women to be fully shaved, other than pedophillia Pit Bulls (continued) ( \*\* There is a passing resemblance, isn’t there. ---
**Author:** ![half-elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@half-elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/half-elf)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/332 "2014-01-17T18:23:39Z")
\*\*I can’t stand my mom, I don’t know if I should move though… ideas? How embarrassing is living with your parents? \*\* Quite a lot, especially if you can’t stand them… ---
**Author:** ![half-elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@half-elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/half-elf)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/333 "2014-01-17T18:28:43Z")
\*\*Girlfriend emotionally attached? Ask the guy whose girlfriend is marrying a woman. \*\* Well she certainly seems emotionally attached to _someone_, thing is, to whom? ---
**Author:** ![half-elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@half-elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/half-elf)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/334 "2014-01-17T18:31:14Z")
\*\*What do you want to happen to your body after you die? Is anyone here a practitioner of rootwork, Hoodoo, Chaos, or another strong magical tradition?\*\* Seems like you’ve got plenty of options there, buddy… ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/335 "2014-01-17T20:17:56Z")
I want to start by saying that only one of these reflects my own political beliefs. **Are you an expert at anything? “Republicans,” what’s your take on John Kerry and Swiftboating?** That’s, like, the opposite of expertise. **Juvenile delinquent taught at a university Stupid Republican idea of the day** Combines crime policy and education policy! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/336 "2014-01-17T22:39:56Z")
\*\* Legality of dropping things into a volcano Android stuck on “Emergency Call”\*\* You could just whack it with a sledgehammer. I admit that the volcano idea sounds more satisfying. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/337 "2014-01-17T22:41:25Z")
\*\* Did the last ice age slow down our technological evolution? Why don’t climate change deniers publish?\*\* Their fingers are still frozen to the keyboard. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2014, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/338 "2014-01-17T23:11:44Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > \*\*Ask the intravert who’s taking an improv comedy course > > One Word \*\* > > Rutabaga? :: canned laughter :: ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/339 "2014-01-18T00:43:12Z")
**Pit Etiquette, and relationships in other threads You torture a 4 year old child to death? You bet I’m going to pit you, bitch!** “In retrospect, ‘Ask the Guy Who’s Torturing a Four Year Old to Death’ was perhaps not a good choice of subject for an MPSIMS thread.” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/340 "2014-01-18T05:49:13Z")
\*\*Do you “pretend” to enjoy things for the benefit of your SO? Why women lose appeal sooner than men \*\* They have more shit you have to pretend to enjoy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=18)