# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/341 "2014-01-18T06:22:45Z")
**Do you ever want to say f** k this shit and give it all up? Well the first bottle of Drano didn’t work. Now what?\*\* Might as well go on living. Or, another possible combo: \*\*Well the first bottle of Drano didn’t work. Now what? Miracle Water \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/342 "2014-01-18T09:20:56Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > **Do you ever want to say f** k this shit and give it all up? > Well the first bottle of Drano didn’t work. Now what?\*\* > > Might as well go on living. > > Or, another possible combo: > > \*\*Well the first bottle of Drano didn’t work. Now what? > Miracle Water \*\* Bugger it! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/343 "2014-01-18T17:16:48Z")
\*\* Urgent help. I am stuck Girlfriend emotionally attached?\*\* No, with superglue. And it’s hell getting through revolving doors. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2014, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/344 "2014-01-18T21:11:25Z")
**Have you ever saved anyone’s life under any circumstances? How’d you like a poke in the snot locker?** Idiot! That was _Hitler!_ :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2014, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/345 "2014-01-19T05:24:21Z")
**What does your partner call you in bed? Introvert in Dorm** She also calls me that outside of bed. But only in my dorm. Otherwise, I’m “Introvert out on the street”. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2014, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/346 "2014-01-19T07:59:36Z")
\*\*If you could would you dictate how other people live their lives? Firing squads \*\* Lots of them. Some people would be on them, most would be in front of them. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2014, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/347 "2014-01-19T19:08:21Z")
\*\* Best Way to Keep Owls Away from Yard? Possible to know if eggs are free range or not?\*\* If you get dive-bombed by something with talons, they’re a bit _too_ free range. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/348 "2014-01-20T00:18:43Z")
\*\* Unusual gifts that you got at Christmas My nephew has broken his back \*\* Neat. But nothing gets me in the holiday spirit like a niece going into anaphylactic shock. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/349 "2014-01-20T08:59:54Z")
\*\*Wait…people develop characters here? I’m Stan Brown’s Rig \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/350 "2014-01-20T14:40:32Z")
\*\* One Word. Questions Only Free Association\*\* Huh? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/351 "2014-01-20T19:09:43Z")
\*\* One of my cats died tonight. Clumsy oaf! Now look what you’ve done! \*\* It wasn’t my fault ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/352 "2014-01-20T21:58:22Z")
\*\*2013 Oscars - the nominees are… Marmite, vegemite, and now, CENOVIS! \*\* There’s a category for best yeast based product in a roll 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/353 "2014-01-20T22:07:22Z")
\*\*Unusual gifts that you got at Christmas The ‘Jelly Donut’ rock on Mars \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/354 "2014-01-20T22:11:56Z")
**RIP James Gandolfini (Tony Soprano) Who will they get to portray Chris Christie?** Man, he would have been _perfect_, too! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/355 "2014-01-20T22:53:11Z")
\*\* How patient are you with strangers who want to talk when you don’t? Woud you pay to be alive?\*\* That shuts 'em up fast. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/356 "2014-01-20T23:08:05Z")
\*\*Why were Europeans able to create colonial empires? Firing squads \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2014, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/357 "2014-01-20T23:37:44Z")
\*\*The bank made an error in my favor Mid life career change \*\* To Tahitian beachcomber. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2014, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/358 "2014-01-21T00:01:00Z")
**Well the first bottle of Drano didn’t work. Now what? Mid life career change** “OK, screw this–I’m sick and tired of unclogging toilets for a living. I’m gonna go to law school!” ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2014, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/359 "2014-01-21T01:26:05Z")
**Who is the second greatest civil rights figure in US history? Firing squads** The oppressors will be up against the wall come the revolution. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2014, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/360 "2014-01-21T02:19:09Z")
**Clumsy oaf! Now look what you’ve done! The ‘Jelly Donut’ rock on Mars** **The bank made an error in my favor So, how hot is it in Australia?** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=19)