# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2014, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/361 "2014-01-21T02:44:03Z")
These used to be close I swear! \*\*My next-door neighbours cat is not long for this world Well the first bottle of Drano didn’t work. Now what? \*\* Try a wood chipper? ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2014, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/362 "2014-01-21T03:34:05Z")
\*\*Old folks using McDonald’s as an old folks’ home. What would you do? Firing squads \*\* “I said _no loitering_, Grandpa! Ready…aim…fire!” ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2014, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/363 "2014-01-21T06:31:26Z")
**There’s Rioting in Our Streets, Part 3 We Have Pigeon Eggs** Every little helps. To the barricades, comrade, and throw them! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2014, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/364 "2014-01-21T07:18:16Z")
**Florida Movie Theater Shooting Leaves One Dead In Altercation Over Texting Why do people keep their wallet in their back-pocket?** 'Cause they keep their guns in their front pockets! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2014, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/365 "2014-01-21T13:37:01Z")
\*\*Please Swallow Their BS, They’re FAMILY… I’ve been coughing up phlegm for 6 years. How to make it stop? \*\* Move away from your family. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2014, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/366 "2014-01-21T13:39:00Z")
\*\* Is anyone here a practitioner of rootwork, Hoodoo, Chaos, or another strong magical tradition? What the bloody hell just happened with my nose? _TMI_\*\* You have offended Turbinatro, the God of Sinonasal Secretions, and must sacrifice your first born to appease him. Pay the receptionist on your way out. Turbinatro demands cash. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2014, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/367 "2014-01-21T13:56:58Z")
**Should we move to South Carolina? If you had to leave your country, where would you move to?** Well it wouldn’t be South Carolina. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2014, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/368 "2014-01-21T14:22:56Z")
\*\* If Time Travel is possible Is there a limit for the speed of internet? \*\* Nope – if Time Travel is possible, Google can give you results of your search before you even type it in! Before you even _think_ of it! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2014, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/369 "2014-01-21T15:55:18Z")
\*\* Good jokes you’ve heard recently Have you ever eaten something made by someone while you were on bad terms with them?\*\* “Of _course_ I thoroughly cleaned and cooked the haggis, dear.” ♫ ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2014, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/370 "2014-01-21T16:17:15Z")
**Why are the Iraqi car bombing casualties so low? If Time Travel is possible** You’d think they’d keep going back until they got it right. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2014, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/371 "2014-01-21T19:26:22Z")
\*\* Help me get started with this new crockpot Aging of Elves\*\* No, that’s best done in a food dryer. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2014, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/372 "2014-01-21T20:10:36Z")
\*\* Annoying police by remaining silent NYC Police Cops Bloody 84 Year-Old Asian Man for Jaywalking \*\* It wasn’t so much that he jaywalked, it’s that he did it so _quietly._ ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/373 "2014-01-22T04:15:33Z")
\*\*Have you ever eaten something made by someone while you were on bad terms with them? I am somewhat afraid \*\* I’m sure they wouldn’t _really_ try to poison you… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/374 "2014-01-22T13:33:40Z")
\*\* What’s the oldest internet meme you can remember seeing/hearing? I fell really hard on my head today \*\* There was a Usenet newsgroup devoted to this back in the late '80s, but it was really hard to understand the posts. ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/375 "2014-01-22T14:36:54Z")
**What Makes Insurance Companies Balk? Legality of dropping things into a volcano** Your insurance company is not going to let you drop anything into a volcano even if it is legal. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/376 "2014-01-22T15:35:12Z")
\*\* One of my cats died tonight. My next-door neighbours cat is not long for this world So, how hot is it in Australia? \*\* Cat-killing hot. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/377 "2014-01-22T15:52:07Z")
\*\*What does your partner call you in bed? Good jokes you’ve heard recently \*\* Good, but sometimes \*mean \*jokes… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/378 "2014-01-22T15:58:58Z")
\*\* What- OTHER THAN guns- do you think people can’t be trusted with? Prostitution? \*\* Never trust a whore. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/379 "2014-01-22T16:45:21Z")
\*\* A question for those who believe that conception=personhood What to do about bugs in my grains?\*\* A freshly-laid egg is already a bug-person, so hands off. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/380 "2014-01-22T16:50:35Z")
Hmmm…what’s going on in this neighborhood? **One of my cats died tonight. My next-door neighbours cat is not long for this world** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=20)