# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/21 "2013-12-10T14:18:00Z")
**"Ladies: Are Your Intimate Areas the Whitest They Can Be?"** **"How does THAT even happen?!"** **"Schick Personal Touch razor discontinued"** …I wonder if they still show that Santa-Norelco commercial where he shaves snow while bellowing, “Ho ho ho!” ---
**Author:** ![Inter\_Alia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@Inter\_Alia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inter_Alia)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/22 "2013-12-10T15:52:02Z")
**I’m going to be a first time Grandma-To twin boys! How does THAT even happen?!** ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/23 "2013-12-10T16:01:39Z")
\*\*Why has religious belief eroded in Europe but not the United States? Jimmy Carr - The King of Comebacks \*\* Filling Euopean Pulpits with edgy standup comedians was probably a mistake. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/24 "2013-12-10T16:02:59Z")
\*\*Who are the least plausible fictional Presidents? Obama shakes hands with Raul Castro. So what? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/25 "2013-12-10T16:47:09Z")
\*\*Industries pricing themselves out of the market Congressman gets swindled out of $18 million \*\* 'nuff said. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/26 "2013-12-10T19:32:50Z")
\*\*water pump system, stuck on hose sizes Hetero anal sex: depth \*\* Um… no comment. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/27 "2013-12-10T22:55:05Z")
\*\* The most disgusting non-food thing you or your child have eaten Impromptu pet toys that weren’t meant to be pet toys\*\* You mean that wasn’t a _chocolate_ mouse? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/28 "2013-12-11T00:14:52Z")
**Uranus makes me uncomfortable 14 Things You Should Never Say to a Gay Man** :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/29 "2013-12-11T02:42:02Z")
**Why is my tongue swollen? Is this a crime? The funny injuries thread.** Um… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/30 "2013-12-11T05:38:18Z")
**How do you pronounce Monticello? Montblanc ink refills** I’m pretty sure that’s wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/31 "2013-12-11T05:39:22Z")
\*\*Stupid things you do all the freakin’ time 7.5 Million in Bitcoins buried in landfill. \*\* Not again! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/32 "2013-12-11T06:44:39Z")
**Hetero anal sex: depth Uranus makes me uncomfortable** I’m feeling uncomfortable. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/33 "2013-12-11T13:30:36Z")
Separated by two: \*\*14 Things You Should Never Say to a Gay Man Uranus makes me uncomfortable \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/34 "2013-12-11T13:42:55Z")
\*\* The Most Disgraceful Thing You’ve Ever Seen (Especially in Public) Do you live in or know anyone that lives in a Sears Catalog Home?\*\* Yeah, everyone in town does drive-by shamings but they never seem to notice. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/35 "2013-12-11T13:55:16Z")
\*\* Poll: Question for women who use locker rooms What do you want done with your body when you die?\*\* No, Brenda, we cannot have you stuffed, mounted and suspended over the ellipticals. It’ll discourage our other members. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/36 "2013-12-11T14:31:51Z")
\*\*Do you support relationships with big age gaps? help naming a bed & breakfast \*\* The Humbert Humbert Inn? (Hey, in any case, I’m sure there’s a market.) ---
**Author:** ![Fool\_in\_the\_Rain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@Fool\_in\_the\_Rain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fool_in_the_Rain)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/37 "2013-12-11T16:44:24Z")
\*\*Congressman gets swindled out of $18 million Uranus makes me uncomfortable \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/38 "2013-12-11T17:31:36Z")
\*\* Did your mods tell you Shodan was real? Did your parents tell you Santeria was real when you were a kid? Did your parents tell you that the Santa Anas were real? Did your parents tell you Satanta was real when you were little? Did your parents make you wear Satin when you were little? Did your parents tell you seitan was real when you were little? Did Your Parents Tell you Santa Ana was Real when you were a Kid?\*\* Did the moderators promise you that one day soon, all this would stop? ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/39 "2013-12-11T22:05:00Z")
**How Did People Hunt Mammoth? Caveman Pornography** “Thag, you paint picture of lady mammoth. Then Og and Grok hide behind rock with big spears, wait for horny mammoth to show up.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/40 "2013-12-11T22:44:06Z")
\*\*No sympathy for you, people who keep getting suckered by internet schlock Lawyer Suckered into Nigerian Scam - Loses License. \*\* 'Specially not if they’re _lawyers_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=3)