# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/381 "2014-01-22T18:57:33Z")
\*\* NYC Police Cops Bloody 84 Year-Old Asian Man for Jaywalking Who is the second greatest civil rights figure in US history?\*\* Ummmm, lemme guess…that jaywalking Asian guy? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/382 "2014-01-22T20:15:31Z")
**More cuteness than the human mind can handle? Ask the wife of a straight male cross dresser** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/383 "2014-01-22T20:28:02Z")
\*\* How embarrassing is living with your parents? Please Swallow Their BS, They’re FAMILY…\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/384 "2014-01-22T21:06:20Z")
\*\*What to do about bugs in my grains? The Butterfly-In-a-Box Effect \*\* They’re actually moths…but lots of people get them confused, it’s understandable. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2014, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/385 "2014-01-22T21:16:38Z")
\*\*How to Get a List of File Names from a Windows Folder? Ask the wife of a straight male cross dresser \*\* I guess that’s one way :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/386 "2014-01-23T05:25:33Z")
**Captain and Tennille Divorcing! Most embarassing celebrity endorsement** Love! Love will keep us together… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/387 "2014-01-23T12:06:06Z")
\*\*More on “Never talk to cops.” Annoying police by remaining silent \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/388 "2014-01-23T17:15:02Z")
\*\* Can’t they make single-season reality shows anymore? Justin Bieber arrested for DUI, drag racing\*\* The Bieber Bad Boy concept probably has multi-year potential. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/389 "2014-01-23T19:57:38Z")
\*\*Apparently female pubes are making a comeback Like a Cold, Wet Squirrel Nose to the Balls \*\* Well, they’re not quite _that_ bad… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/390 "2014-01-23T21:06:33Z")
\*\*Why is denying the Jewish Holocaust such a bad thing Jewish control of media \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/391 "2014-01-23T21:08:28Z")
\*\*Books that when they ended you went “WHAAAAT?” Movies that when they ended you went “Whaaaaat?”\*\* What? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2014, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/392 "2014-01-23T22:58:07Z")
**Unintentionally Funny Headlines Ghost ship full of cannibal rats about to crash into coast** You wouldn’t be laughing if _you_ owned a beachfront home, Mister. ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/393 "2014-01-24T00:00:25Z")
**Stupid Republican idea of the day Technological developments.** I’d think those would be neither **We Have Pigeon Eggs Help me get started with this new crockpot** Souffle, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/394 "2014-01-24T04:35:20Z")
**2013 Nominations for the most attractive female journalist. New Supernova!** Star, or superstar? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/395 "2014-01-24T13:26:38Z")
\*\*How patient are you with strangers who want to talk when you don’t? Knock on the door after midnight, what would you do? \*\* Tell them to piss off, I’m sleeping. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/396 "2014-01-24T15:00:03Z")
\*\*I fell really hard on my head today Well, there’s your problem right there–you filled the equipment room with concrete! \*\* You should have filled it with goose down to soften the blow. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/397 "2014-01-24T16:39:47Z")
Separated by two: \*\*Interesting observation about female attractiveness and gender obsession. 2013 Nominations for the most attractive female journalist. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/398 "2014-01-24T19:59:14Z")
\*\* I think my pet rock is sick. Like a Cold, Wet Squirrel Nose to the Balls \*\* Well THAT brings an unsavory image to the mind’s eye. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/399 "2014-01-24T20:16:32Z")
**New to the forum: how do you jump into a thread with several hundred comments? Like a Cold, Wet Squirrel Nose to the Balls** What can I say, it’s just my style. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/400 "2014-01-24T20:26:46Z")
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