# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/401 "2014-01-24T20:37:11Z")
\*\* WHy don’t US states that execute use carbon monoxide? What happens if I buy a bunch of streaming movies on Amazon then I quit membership?\*\* In Utah that’s grounds for lethal injection. In Louisiana they just cancel your invite to the fais do do. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/402 "2014-01-24T20:50:02Z")
\*\* Ghost ship full of cannibal rats about to crash into coast Goodbye, Pat - Yet another depressing “I’m putting my pet down” thread. \*\* You can put 'em ALL down, as far as I’m concerned. ---
**Author:** ![Inter\_Alia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@Inter\_Alia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inter_Alia)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2014, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/403 "2014-01-24T22:12:34Z")
I think my pet rock is sick. I fell really hard on my head today ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/404 "2014-01-25T00:59:01Z")
\*\* Teach me about the Iranian government! Knock on the door after midnight, what would you do?\*\* “Sing many praises to the Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khameini, may Allah eternally bless him! And President Rouhani, most democratic of leaders!! Oh, it’s you again. Dammit, when are you going to buy your own salt and stop sponging off my supply?” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/405 "2014-01-25T02:20:00Z")
**Holy Crap! S&W introduces a .460 revolver. wow, I saw a coyote in my backyard today!** Well, that’s serendipitous. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/406 "2014-01-25T17:07:12Z")
\*\*Apparently female pubes are making a comeback Interesting observation about female attractiveness and gender obsession. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/407 "2014-01-25T18:58:15Z")
**Bill Nye the Science Guy vs Creotard Ken Ham People who divorce after decades together:why?** In this case I’m gonna guess religious differences ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2014, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/408 "2014-01-25T21:32:43Z")
\*\*Washington and Colorado Dopers…social changes since pot became legal? Clutch Pedal Stays Down - VW \*\* I hear Colorado is a green mecca, and I’m going to get there if this frickin’ bus falls apart under me. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2014, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/409 "2014-01-26T11:44:01Z")
\*\*I think my pet rock is sick. Goodbye, Pat - Yet another depressing “I’m putting my pet down” thread. \*\* Guess you were right. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2014, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/410 "2014-01-26T17:35:55Z")
\*\*wow, I saw a coyote in my backyard today! Holy Crap! S&W introduces a .460 revolver. \*\* Coyote hunting season! ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2014, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/411 "2014-01-26T21:12:01Z")
**The truly great threads in SDMB history Like a Cold, Wet Squirrel Nose to the Balls** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2014, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/412 "2014-01-27T01:32:58Z")
\*\* Ex-Lax brownies illegal? Prunes too slow? Have some gummy bears! Medieval Vignettes, or Amusing Tales of Ye Olde Times\*\* “And, not knowing that the gummy bears were Satan’s invention to vex the faithful, he consumeth a handful and lo! a volcanic eruption of foul-smelling feces did ensue, and we all did wax merry at his discomfiture.” ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2014, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/413 "2014-01-27T02:17:51Z")
**Things to avoid when making magic wishes I think my pet rock is sick.** **Yet another mall shooting Well that was pretty embarrassing.** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2014, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/414 "2014-01-27T05:59:08Z")
**The Birds Part II We Have Pigeon Eggs** Quick–_run!_ Before they hatch! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2014, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/415 "2014-01-27T14:12:48Z")
\*\*Will antidepressants work if you aren’t depressed? I was thinking of trying Isagenix® \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2014, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/416 "2014-01-27T14:24:03Z")
\*\* There’s Rioting in Our Streets, Part 3 We Have Pigeon Eggs\*\* But not for long. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2014, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/417 "2014-01-27T14:40:22Z")
\*\* I think my pet rock is sick. Well, there’s your problem right there–you filled the equipment room with concrete! \*\* “Dammit, Jim, I’m a Doctor, not a Bricklayer!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2014, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/418 "2014-01-27T14:51:25Z")
\*\*Like a Cold, Wet Squirrel Nose to the Balls Ask the Transsexual Woman \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2014, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/419 "2014-01-27T14:55:44Z")
\*\* Romans salting the earth after the 3rd Punic War. Fact or Myth? How effective is salting the ground to prevent crops? \*\* Ask the Romans ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2014, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/420 "2014-01-27T15:50:00Z")
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