# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2014, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/421 "2014-01-27T18:26:08Z")
**It’s a woman’s world After 5 PM Slip Brains Through Slot in Door** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2014, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/422 "2014-01-27T18:28:58Z")
\*\* Legal Question-illegal search finds a dead body Annoying police by remaining silent\*\* “Say, how come the third degree ain’t workin’ on this guy?” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2014, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/423 "2014-01-27T20:55:10Z")
\*\* What are these white splotches on my pillow? Why does it feel so good to use cotton swabs the wrong way?\*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2014, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/424 "2014-01-27T21:21:08Z")
\*\*You have one wish… Global Warming progressing far faster than previously thought \*\* What a terrible choice. You suck at wishes. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2014, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/425 "2014-01-27T21:36:05Z")
\*\*You have one wish… “I’m having an affair.”, and more… \*\* But you’re improving. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/426 "2014-01-28T02:20:24Z")
\*\*What to include on a resume “I’m having an affair.”, and more… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/427 "2014-01-28T12:42:33Z")
\*\*It’s a woman’s world It’s a man’s world How does one choose a mattress? \*\* We’ll settle this once and for all! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/428 "2014-01-28T13:17:18Z")
\*\* What are these white splotches on my pillow? (TMI?) Trinity and Jumbo \*\* White splotches _should_ be named. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/429 "2014-01-28T13:28:31Z")
\*\* What NOT to include on a résumé If you’re over 60, post a lot, and have a sick sense of humor, log in here \*\* Yeah. put it _here_, not in a resume. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/430 "2014-01-28T13:50:04Z")
\*\* What is the most pain you have ever been in? Words and phrases you misunderstood as a child\*\* Honest, I thought “Screw you, Momma” was a compliment. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/431 "2014-01-28T14:53:46Z")
\*\* What to include on a resume 7,000-yr-old European had dark skin and blue eyes \*\* …and while at Amalgamated Stone and Gravel, I invented Fire. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/432 "2014-01-28T15:35:02Z")
\*\*High School Memories It takes an entire olive tree to produce one half liter bottle of olive oil! \*\* That was the week before we discovered what to do with the goat. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/433 "2014-01-28T16:07:26Z")
\*\*Are humans a plague on the Earth? Let’s explore the wisdom of publicly funded elections \*\* OK – I’ll concede that _politicians_ are a plague upon the Earth. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/434 "2014-01-28T16:11:34Z")
\*\*“I’m having an affair.”, and more… Live in Seattle? I can see your house from here! \*\* we see you sneaking out your backdoor to that rendezvous! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/435 "2014-01-28T17:17:48Z")
\*\* Animals that can swallow whole humans Does the POTUS get any special training?\*\* Nope, Obama relies on natural ability. “John Boehner is here to rag on you again, Mr. President.” _GLURP_ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/436 "2014-01-28T17:30:43Z")
\*\*What NOT to include on a résumé Good jokes you’ve heard recently \*\* try to resist the temptation, even if they’re _really_ good jokes. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/437 "2014-01-28T17:33:12Z")
\*\* I am sick of all these Gay Black Men!!! VA attorney general refuses to defend gay marriage ban \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/438 "2014-01-28T18:33:02Z")
\*\* What NOT to include on a résumé High School Memories \*\* …unless they’re about your after-school jobs ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/439 "2014-01-28T20:32:22Z")
\*\* A&E suspends Phil Robertson over anti-gay remarks I am sick of all these Gay Black Men!!! \*\* Well, Okay, but it seems kinda mild. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/440 "2014-01-28T21:41:56Z")
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