# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/441 "2014-01-28T22:51:36Z")
\*\* Dreams, compulsions or desires you can’t explain even to yourself Best way to get felony conviction without much effort?\*\* Actually, my most lurid example involves unlimited chips and salsa. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2014, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/442 "2014-01-28T22:56:51Z")
\*\* I’m sick of this Global Warming! I am sick of all these Gay Black Men!!!\*\* Pat Robertson makes the obvious connection. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/443 "2014-01-29T12:55:21Z")
\*\* I am sick of all these Gay Black Men!!! Happy New Bitchfest! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/444 "2014-01-29T13:20:12Z")
\*\* Hey Shodan, I’m going to New York… Ask the Eskimo\*\* I am sick of all these Superbowl wimps. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/445 "2014-01-29T14:46:07Z")
As seen in a New Posts search: \*\*How Do Arctic People Get Through the Winter Ask the Eskimo\*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/446 "2014-01-29T15:03:58Z")
**What NOT to include on a résumé I think my pet rock is sick.** “…And I really need this job to pay for Petey’s medical care.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/447 "2014-01-29T16:06:32Z")
\*\* Tell us about a time when you thought you were in trouble, but you weren’t The worst trouble you were ever in\*\* Well, there was that time I was really, really confused… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/448 "2014-01-29T17:09:28Z")
\*\* Researching Austin What is the most pain you have ever been in?\*\* There was the time I visited Austin while wearing [this t-shirt](http://houstorian.spreadshirt.com/keep-austin-A13129290). ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/449 "2014-01-29T17:49:44Z")
\*\*I am sick of all these Gay Black Men!!! The Blacklist Season 1 thread \*\* Oh, I thought you just meant gay black men in general…didn’t realize you were targeting specific ones. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/450 "2014-01-29T19:30:18Z")
\*\*Ask the Eskimo Snowmageddon 2014 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2014, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/451 "2014-01-30T00:36:02Z")
\*\* Philomena Cunk Stop honking your horn\*\* And take that frickin’ Little Boy Blue with you. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2014, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/452 "2014-01-30T03:05:27Z")
**What NOT to include on a résumé** **Man builds a working Little Tikes Cozy Coupe** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2014, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/453 "2014-01-30T06:03:15Z")
\*\*AAAand I’m back. Woman sentenced to 2 days in jail ends up serving 5 months \*\* Wow, we wondered where the heck you went! Um… we did rent out your room, though, sorry about that. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2014, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/454 "2014-01-30T13:30:36Z")
\*\* “Wrapped in the Flag: A Personal History of America’s Radical Right,” Claire Conner “I’m having an affair.”, and more… \*\* Sorry. I couldn’t help myself. The thread titles were standing there, right next to each other. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2014, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/455 "2014-01-30T14:33:09Z")
**Auditory Hallucinations Remembrance of Things Past** **7,000-yr-old European had dark skin and blue eyes What NOT to include on a résumé** **Ask the Eskimo Snowmageddon 2014** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2014, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/456 "2014-01-30T16:25:42Z")
\*\*Old flames and friends… “I’m having an affair.”, and more… \*\* \*\*Man builds a working Little Tikes Cozy Coupe Now that is a shitty day… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2014, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/457 "2014-01-30T17:02:56Z")
\*\* Free unlimited energy is here, now what? SSM and Marijuana are legal (kind of). What’s next?\*\* Party!!! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2014, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/458 "2014-01-30T19:08:10Z")
**Death by chocolate Can a water balloon thrown from a building kill someone?** That’s it: I’m not going to your birthday party. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2014, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/459 "2014-01-30T20:17:12Z")
\*\*What NOT to include on a résumé Auditory Hallucinations \*\* Yeah, don’t list The Voices as references. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2014, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/460 "2014-01-30T20:33:58Z")
\*\*Cheerios airs commercial with multiracial family. I’m sure you can guess what happens next. Snowmageddon 2014 \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=24)