# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2014, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/461 "2014-01-30T21:49:30Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > \*\* Free unlimited energy is here, now what? > SSM and Marijuana are legal (kind of). What’s next?\*\* > > Party!!! Hours later, they’re still right next to each other. On the other hand, I don’t think of people smoking pot as having lots of energy to spare. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/462 "2014-01-31T02:29:39Z")
Flipping through the TV Guide channel, I just noticed this sequential listing: \*\* It’s Always… Groundhog Day\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/463 "2014-01-31T13:27:39Z")
\*\*Why get upset if someone parks in front of your house? Amanda Knox \*\* It’s gotta be either lurid sex or a Satanic conspiracy…either way she’s up to no good. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/464 "2014-01-31T19:17:04Z")
\*\*Viking funeral on Lake Superior Need answer… Can a submarine turn upside down? \*\* Modern Vikings Use Subs! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/465 "2014-01-31T20:23:46Z")
**Man goes through woodchipper and survives Former TSA Blogger reflects on his old job.** Which was checking the inside of wood chippers for contraband. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2014, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/466 "2014-01-31T22:39:06Z")
**Amanda Knox 1/28/86 - Where were you when the Challenger exploded?** Hey, don’t try to pin that on her as well. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2014, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/467 "2014-02-01T00:27:36Z")
**Going without toilet paper: Meet the adults switching to a reusable cloth Don’t call it the S-p-rb-wl…** How about the Really Icky Bowl? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2014, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/468 "2014-02-01T19:16:36Z")
**Life without TV The Curse of Oak Island** Beware the Curse of Oak Island! No cable, no signal, no video playback devices. Come to Oak Island and be damned! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2014, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/469 "2014-02-02T00:29:21Z")
\*\* A giraffe walks into a bar… Getting my 90 year old mother into assisted living \*\* …while being chased by a pride of hungry lions. Now _that’s_ reality TV! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2014, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/470 "2014-02-02T04:18:49Z")
\*\*Why don’t subjects in 19th and early 20th century photos smile? Onanism in the military. \*\* “How can I feel any joy when I think of our poor brave soldiers and sailors, forced to resort to the most shameful and degrading forms of self-abuse?” ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2014, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/471 "2014-02-02T16:37:04Z")
**Movies in which the Statue of Liberty is destroyed or ruined So I’ve been on a TVTropes kick lately, recommend a good/funny page…** Sometimes you don’t even have to wait for the answer ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2014, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/472 "2014-02-02T21:05:03Z")
\*\* Firearm/Ammunition Question how effective are RFID wallets?\*\* They won’t penetrate a sweater vest. For a sure takedown, whack 'em with your handbag. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2014, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/473 "2014-02-02T23:49:36Z")
**Onanism in the military. How would the USMC do it today?** “This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for fighting, and this is for fun.” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2014, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/474 "2014-02-03T01:42:45Z")
\*\*Don’t call it the S-p-rb-wl… I guess pro journalists suck at spellchecker too. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2014, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/475 "2014-02-03T03:18:52Z")
\*\* What Makes a Christian? The mystery of the trinity \*\* That’s part of it… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2014, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/476 "2014-02-03T06:06:41Z")
**Dreams, compulsions or desires you can’t explain even to yourself Getting to Brussels indirectly** I dream of going there via Tokyo, Brampton, and Timbuktu. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2014, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/477 "2014-02-03T12:03:54Z")
\*\* Why does it feel so good to use cotton swabs the wrong way? Onanism in the military. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2014, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/478 "2014-02-03T13:22:18Z")
\*\* Is it illegal to forge currency of unrecognized states? How would the USMC do it today?\*\* “I don’t know but I’ve been told My fake currency’s solid gold” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2014, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/479 "2014-02-03T13:26:10Z")
\*\* How many people were dropped as a small child? Did I Ask Too Much of a Real Estate Agent?\*\* “Here, hold the baby while I check out the bathroom.” **PLOP** “Damn.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2014, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/480 "2014-02-03T13:39:44Z")
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