# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2014, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/481 "2014-02-03T14:34:09Z")
\*\*Why do mountain goats climb mountains? Flood insurance \*\* “There’s no WAY I’m going to drown up here!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2014, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/482 "2014-02-03T14:50:24Z")
\*\* “I’m having an affair.”, and more… The I Got Called Out During The Sermon MMP \*\* It’s always embarrassing to be called on your affair during the sermon. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2014, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/483 "2014-02-03T15:56:14Z")
\*\*Poll: ET wants YOU Theory On Why Most UFOs Are Saucer Shaped? \*\* Phone Home with your response. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2014, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/484 "2014-02-03T16:36:12Z")
**What are your plans for watching the Super Bowl? Make the soccer goal wider** [Not just my plan](http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/patrick-stewart-ian-mckellen-wear-opposing-super-bowl-jerseys-see-the-adorable-picture-201432) ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2014, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/485 "2014-02-03T16:56:14Z")
\*\*There’s Rioting in Our Streets, Part 3 Life without TV \*\* “They’ve pre-empted _Dancing with the Stars_?!? To the barricades, comrades!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2014, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/486 "2014-02-03T17:36:13Z")
**What happens to all the blow jobs after marriage? Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads!** It’s almost as much fun, really. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2014, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/487 "2014-02-03T20:19:02Z")
\*\*How good are you at estimating the passage of time? Filing Taxes: That Was Fast! \*\* So… not that good? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2014, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/488 "2014-02-03T20:21:02Z")
\*\*Is death by heroin injection an awesom way to go? How to avoid student loan debt \*\* Some would say that it IS the less painful option… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2014, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/489 "2014-02-03T20:23:07Z")
\*\* Are you the right you? Ask the Transsexual Woman\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2014, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/490 "2014-02-03T20:28:04Z")
**Let’s explore the wisdom of publicly funded elections Vicious Dogs might escape leashes** Maybe not such a good idea, then. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2014, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/491 "2014-02-03T20:50:41Z")
\*\*Do you have any unusual hobbies? Is pee play common? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2014, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/492 "2014-02-04T13:11:04Z")
\*\* Do you take pictures of dead people? A different kind of company loyalty question… \*\* “At this point in the meeting we’ll defer to this 8 by 10 photo of Bob for a decision.” …crickets… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2014, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/493 "2014-02-04T13:57:00Z")
\*\*Spaceflight fatalities, could anything have been done DIY Cremation \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2014, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/494 "2014-02-04T17:10:40Z")
\*\* Two Fox News questions Should I have to pay? What insect made this, and why?\*\* First off, no you shouldn’t have to pay for Fox News. Secondly, Bill O’Reilly’s hairpiece was made by Australian orb-weavers and dyed to a suitable hue. It’s really quite natural-looking. ---
**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/495 "2014-02-05T03:58:50Z")
\*\*Ask the Transsexual Woman Moved: What if we did something different on Sunday morning? Are you the right you?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/496 "2014-02-05T03:58:54Z")
\*\* why does my fart stink like pig shit? Four major bankers have committed suicide. Conspiracy…or?\*\* Well, that’s _one_ way to take out the 1%. “No…please no…” PIZZRRRPPPPP “Aieeee!!!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/497 "2014-02-05T12:49:52Z")
\*\* How to get rid of an annoying pop-up? Onanism in the military. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/498 "2014-02-05T13:17:51Z")
**Holy Crap! S&W introduces a .460 revolver. Businesses are noticing the shrinking middle class** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/499 "2014-02-05T13:19:01Z")
\*\* “I’m having an affair.”, and more… Are there sex toys for your pets? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/500 "2014-02-05T15:38:10Z")
**Hilarous/Embarrassing Moments With Your Children** **Limits of Prostitution** Oops! Don’t be pimping out little Suzie. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=26)