# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/501 "2014-02-05T17:22:45Z")
\*\* Do you take pictures of dead people? How to avoid student loan debt \*\* “See, this photo proves that my husband Bob is dead and can’t repay his student loan - his eyes are closed and he’s, like, really pale.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/502 "2014-02-05T17:38:35Z")
\*\*Hilarous/Embarrassing Moments With Your Children “I’m having an affair.”, and more… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2014, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/503 "2014-02-05T19:24:55Z")
\*\* Do you take pictures of dead people? How long do I wait before I accept that he’s just not into me?\*\* There should be subtle hints long before decomposition gets underway. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/504 "2014-02-06T01:13:44Z")
\*\*Are there sex toys for your pets? Happy Birthday, Jasper Dog! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/505 "2014-02-06T01:43:16Z")
**How do you deal with loneliness “Gentlemen” - Restroom behavior…WTF?** Hey, I was feeling lonely, OK? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/506 "2014-02-06T02:24:56Z")
\*\*How bored are you? “I’m having an affair.”, and more… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/507 "2014-02-06T13:52:55Z")
\*\* Any job that you will not do/are above doing? #UpForWhatever\*\* I’m guessing the answer is “no”. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/508 "2014-02-06T20:21:48Z")
\*\*2014 is shaping up to be a great birding year. Seahawks parade \*\* Not very challenging, is it? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/509 "2014-02-06T21:11:30Z")
\*\* I’ve got wood The I Got Called Out During The Sermon MMP\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/510 "2014-02-06T21:15:48Z")
In that vein … **A gorgeous skyscraper I’ve got wood** … Rule 34 is proven once again. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/511 "2014-02-06T21:40:23Z")
\*\*Congratulations. I used to look up to you. Woody Allen Is A Scumbag (rant) \*\* I never looked up to Woody Allen, but I love this one ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2014, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/512 "2014-02-06T21:44:31Z")
\*\*I’ve got wood Bill Clinton fucked supermodel Elizabeth Hurley in the White House (says Tom Sizemore) “I’m having an affair.”, and more… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/513 "2014-02-07T00:52:58Z")
\*\*Once you’ve got symptoms of a cold/flu… Do people really bang on the ambulance door? \*\* LET ME IN! I’M SICK! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/514 "2014-02-07T13:21:01Z")
\*\*What was one of the roads in life you chose not to travel? Ask the Transsexual Woman \*\* Yes, a change was in order… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/515 "2014-02-07T13:36:35Z")
\*\* I have an I. P. Freely example, IRL!!! Irritating Habits of Cute Pets? \*\* He’s cute as hell, but I’m tired of replacing the carpet every couple of weeks. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/516 "2014-02-07T14:44:30Z")
\*\* How bored are you? Ask the Devil’s Advocate \*\* “I’m bored!” “No, you aren’t!” ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/517 "2014-02-07T14:51:50Z")
\*\* Irritating Habits of Cute Pets? Speak to me only in Movie Quotes \*\* If that goddamn dog quotes Monty Python one more time, I’m gonna… ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/518 "2014-02-07T17:35:29Z")
\*\*Getting out of minor traffic violations: What can you say that usually works? Ask the Devil’s Advocate \*\* Ok so let’s just say, hypothetically you know, that your radar unit WASN’T calibrated…then what? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/519 "2014-02-07T18:19:12Z")
**Five-year-old Disney Channel star gets death threats Woody Allen Is A Scumbag (rant)** Hey! Woody! Leave those kids alone! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/520 "2014-02-07T19:32:19Z")
\*\* Irritating Habits of Cute Pets? 2014 is shaping up to be a great birding year. \*\* Yeah, our cat’s already left five different species on the welcome mat. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=25) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=27)