# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2014, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/521 "2014-02-07T19:44:11Z")
**Ask the ER Doctor I’ve got wood** And it’s lasted more than four hours! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2014, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/522 "2014-02-08T04:22:16Z")
**Attention authors, writers, and journalists: I made a mistake this morning** And I’m going to trumpet it to the _world!_ ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/523 "2014-02-09T11:50:33Z")
\*\*I have an I. P. Freely example, IRL!!! I peed in my pants. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2014, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/524 "2014-02-09T22:54:06Z")
\*\*An open letter to Pope Francis! I’ve got wood \*\* And I’m sorry, Your Holiness. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2014, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/525 "2014-02-10T03:52:50Z")
\*\*Your moments of “I see what you did there,” except nobody saw what you did there I peed in my pants.\*\* I think we can close both those threads. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2014, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/526 "2014-02-10T04:36:06Z")
\*\*Dammit I need dating advice. Why do people embrace crazy? \*\* If they merely embraced crazy, rather than getting into full relationships with it, life would be better for a lot of people! ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2014, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/527 "2014-02-10T04:38:16Z")
**Things having a smart phone has greatly improved Why are butt cleaning toilet attachments not more popular in America/the west?** Yeah, there’s no app for that. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2014, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/528 "2014-02-10T14:29:42Z")
\*\*Synthetic or “chemical” smells you love I like Thomas Dolby. What else might I like? \*\* Smells like…science. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2014, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/529 "2014-02-10T16:19:51Z")
\*\*Is it true that The State of Virginia plans to make oral sex illegal for teens When it’s warm on Mars \*\* Pray for Martian snow! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2014, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/530 "2014-02-10T17:42:26Z")
\*\*I peed in my pants. I’ve got wood \*\* You also have some issues… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2014, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/531 "2014-02-10T18:04:57Z")
\*\* I’ve got wood Gay Mountain \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/532 "2014-02-10T18:19:38Z")
\*\* Good jokes you’ve heard recently I peed in my pants. \*\* Must’ve been a good one! ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2014, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/533 "2014-02-10T21:05:35Z")
\*\*I peed my pants I have an I. P. Freely example, IRL!!!\*\* I swear, the “I peed my pants” one was created JUST for Sequential Threads! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/534 "2014-02-11T00:16:10Z")
\*\* Vikings in India? Who will win in an India versus Pakistan nuclear and non-nuclear war? \*\* The Vikings ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/535 "2014-02-11T07:46:39Z")
\*\*What happens to you when you die? Cataract surgery \*\* “For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face.” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/536 "2014-02-11T08:14:14Z")
\*\* Woody Allen’s wife Soon-Yi betrayed her own mother by dating her boyfriend. Dammit I need dating advice. Anyone miss their mom? Dating opinion - “it’s raining”\*\* Are you sure that’s rain, and not tears? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/537 "2014-02-11T13:16:49Z")
\*\*Is Cold Fusion Making a Resurgence? When it’s warm on Mars \*\* Seems like the perfect time for it. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/538 "2014-02-11T13:58:22Z")
\*\* AMA: Former Walt Disney World Character Performer What happens to you when you die? \*\* They get put into a big, colorful, felt-covered coffin with gauze eyeholes and an internal fan to keep you cooled. Then they get buried in a big, happy grave. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/539 "2014-02-11T14:39:21Z")
\*\*What is irony? Danish zoo euthanizes shealthy giraffe. Rage, or meh? \*\* It’s like RAAAAYAAAAAAAAYNNNN, on your wedding day/it’s a freeerrrrrriiiiiiyyyyyyaaayyyyyd, when you’ve already paid… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/540 "2014-02-11T14:40:28Z")
\*\*Fictional worlds that make the least sense Gilligan’s Island \*\* That answer makes sense. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=26) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=28)