# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/541 "2014-02-11T15:11:09Z")
\*\*Religion vs. Non Religion: Take 2 What if we did something different on Sunday morning? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2014, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/542 "2014-02-11T16:26:08Z")
**Why are hotel beds so high off the floor? Stupid liberal idea of the day** Not content with raising taxes, they went and raised the hotel beds! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2014, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/543 "2014-02-12T10:30:40Z")
\*\*Finally! Grammar is really useful! Better than LSD \*\* Squarest anti-drug PSA ever. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2014, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/544 "2014-02-12T14:54:05Z")
\*\*Utah judge strikes down same-sex marriage ban! Gay Mountain \*\* Well, the preachers warned us it would happen if we didn’t ban it… ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2014, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/545 "2014-02-12T17:02:07Z")
\*\*An open letter to my local public radio station. What bodily quirks/mutations/oddities do you have? \*\* Oh, you’re _that_ listener… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/546 "2014-02-12T19:38:15Z")
\*\* What happens to you when you die? Snowmageddon 2014 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2014, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/547 "2014-02-12T20:36:11Z")
\*\* What to do in San Diego? What are your feelings about nuclear power?\*\* Well, it sure jazzes up the water skiing. ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2014, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/548 "2014-02-13T22:23:18Z")
**Do you feel pressure to “Do What You Love. Love What You Do”? Stupid liberal idea of the day** Yeah, that sounds like liberals. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2014, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/549 "2014-02-14T03:08:33Z")
\*\*What bodily quirks/mutations/oddities do you have? The deadly art of butt-stroking \*\* You should see me do “the trick.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2014, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/550 "2014-02-14T14:31:12Z")
**Do you try to ‘keep up with the Joneses’? What if you got a full scholarship?** Nah, they’d get a full scholarship \*and \* a $100,000 grant. It never stops with these people. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2014, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/551 "2014-02-14T18:51:46Z")
\*\* stuff you should like, but are “meh” about Songs that lists things \*\* It’s the end of the world as we know it/and I feel ‘meh’. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2014, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/552 "2014-02-14T20:20:34Z")
**I almost got into a fight with my neighbor, suggestions? Should I buy a circular saw or a table saw?** I’d say go full Fargo, and get the woodchipper. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2014, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/553 "2014-02-14T22:32:18Z")
\*\*99 least-sexy words to use while making love to your lady I have a giraffe’s pelvis. \*\* 94 to go… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/554 "2014-02-15T17:19:22Z")
\*\* 99 least-sexy words to use while making love to your lady Snickers bar substitute?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2014, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/555 "2014-02-15T22:31:43Z")
\*\* 99 least-sexy words to use while making love to your lady Finally! Grammar is really useful!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/556 "2014-02-16T09:31:51Z")
\*\*What bodily quirks/mutations/oddities do you have? I have a giraffe’s pelvis. \*\* I bet you have trouble finding pants to fit you. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/557 "2014-02-16T16:01:19Z")
\*\*I just felt my 1st earthquake! Ask the Transsexual Woman \*\* Did the Earth move for you? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2014, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/558 "2014-02-16T16:15:07Z")
\*\*The locker room, and homosexuality. What Makes a Christian? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2014, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/559 "2014-02-17T02:33:29Z")
\*\*Which real world locales would you use in sci-fi/fantasy? Mrs. Obama’s dress \*\* That would be a novel novel. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2014, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/560 "2014-02-17T03:35:07Z")
\*\*99 least-sexy words to use while making love to your lady What happens to you when you die? \*\* Yeah, that might kill the mood. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=27) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=29)