# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2014, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/561 "2014-02-17T16:43:07Z")
**99 least-sexy words to use while making love to your lady Are you narcissistic, machiavellian, psychopathic and sadistic? You might be a troll.** But you’re _cute_. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2014, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/562 "2014-02-17T17:51:45Z")
\*\*Recommend some long-running horror movie series Shreddin’ in the kitchen \*\* Servin’ up an all-you-can-shriek buffet of TERROR. \*\*Movies that upset you terribly The Lego Movie \*\* I just went to pieces. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/563 "2014-02-18T15:44:16Z")
**Treated differently after losing weight. Decided to fast today and God I’m hungry!!** Eat something dammit! ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/564 "2014-02-18T17:14:39Z")
\*\*What Expensive Delicacies Have You Tried? New Siamese Kitten \*\* I ate it with fava beans an a nice chianti. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2014, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/565 "2014-02-18T21:11:33Z")
\*\* What optional things do you always get New Siamese Kitten So I Want A Smartphone- Help!\*\* Yeah, a smartphone makes a nice change from all those &\*#! kittens. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/566 "2014-02-19T14:09:36Z")
\*\* Ever tamed a possum? House sparrows disappearing?\*\* Time to bell the possum. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/567 "2014-02-19T15:02:04Z")
\*\* What happens if you pay off your mortgage at the end of your term? Instant Death poisons \*\* So be careful about paying off that mortgage early! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/568 "2014-02-19T16:34:27Z")
\*\* Pissing on toxic waste Instant Death poisons \*\* Sounds as if it could be, at that ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/569 "2014-02-19T17:33:49Z")
\*\*Anesthesia mechanism Instant Death poisons \*\* Trust me, you won’t feel a thing… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/570 "2014-02-19T20:10:33Z")
\*\* Poll: What type of sexual are you? Help me save my frying pan!\*\* On second thought, just stay out of my kitchen you weirdo. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/571 "2014-02-19T20:47:25Z")
Separated by one: \*\*99 least-sexy words to use while making love to your lady “Decimated” - what is the word we really want? \*\* Sounds pretty non-sexy to me. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/572 "2014-02-19T20:53:25Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > \*\* Poll: What type of sexual are you? > Help me save my frying pan!\*\* > > On second thought, just stay out of my kitchen you weirdo. You don’t like pan-sexual people? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/573 "2014-02-20T01:37:00Z")
**Good jokes you’ve heard recently Ethiopian Airlines flight hijacked by co-pilot to Geneva** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/574 "2014-02-20T08:01:08Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > You don’t like pan-sexual people? That pairing needs to hook up with the pan-fried semen thread… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/575 "2014-02-20T08:54:47Z")
**20 wacky sex laws in the U.S.: Are you breaking any? I have a giraffe’s pelvis.** That’s got to be breaking a law somewhere. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/576 "2014-02-20T13:13:13Z")
\*\*What if centaurs existed? Poll: Is the United States the center of an empire? Has it ever been? \*\* What if the United States was the centaur of an empire? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/577 "2014-02-20T13:16:47Z")
\*\*Am I too old to teach camp? Ask the 25 Year Old with Dentures \*\* I don’t know. You’re only 25 years old, but you have dentures! But you’re only 25 years old… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/578 "2014-02-20T13:35:07Z")
\*\* Potentially sticky romantic dilemma How can you get a cheap or free shower in a city you don’t live in\*\* “Honest honey, she means nothing to me. I just visit her for the free showers.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/579 "2014-02-20T13:54:07Z")
\*\* Potentially sticky romantic dilemma What if centaurs existed? \*\* Is it bestiality? Half-bestiality\*? or just kinky? \*What if his name is Eric? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/580 "2014-02-20T13:55:08Z")
\*\*“Decimated” - what is the word we really want? New Olympic sports you’d like to see \*\* The Decimathalon [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=28) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=30)