# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/41 "2013-12-12T01:55:15Z")
\*\*Truthers and conspiracy theorists Reunify the British Empire \*\* That’s just what the Illuminati want us to do!!! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/42 "2013-12-12T03:37:08Z")
\*\* 14 Things You Should Never Say to a Gay Man Something’s crapping in the basement window\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/43 "2013-12-12T17:33:07Z")
\*\* What does your partner call you in bed? Slip-slidin’ away…\*\* Maybe you don’t need to use an entire tube of lubricant… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/44 "2013-12-12T20:47:07Z")
\*\*Your favorite final words Why is my tongue swollen? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/45 "2013-12-12T20:59:49Z")
\*\* 14 Things You Should Never Say to a Gay Man What does your partner call you in bed?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/46 "2013-12-12T21:41:40Z")
**14 Things You Should Never Say to a Gay Man Leave the Queens Nuts alone!** ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/47 "2013-12-12T21:45:47Z")
**What does your partner call you in bed? Could you please spell my fucking name right?** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/48 "2013-12-12T21:54:16Z")
**14 Things You Should Never Say To A Gay Man Road Trip!** ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/49 "2013-12-13T05:01:37Z")
**Question for those using graphics softwate-Pagemaker, yep** **Have never watched “Duck Dynasty”. Why is it so huge? Worth watching?** First, that’s two questions, not one. Second, how the hell would _they_ know? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/50 "2013-12-13T07:30:50Z")
**7.5 Million in Bitcoins buried in landfill. Road trip!** Bring a shovel! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/51 "2013-12-13T13:30:41Z")
From [abcnews.com](http://abcnews.com): **Huge Crowds Gather in Hopes of Seeing Mandela Body Berlin Prosecutors Investigate Nazi Guard Suspect** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/52 "2013-12-13T15:40:29Z")
**I’m pregnant!** **Oops, Another Wedding Party Gets "Droned"** Pow! Another moisture-seeking mutton missile finds its mark. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/53 "2013-12-13T15:48:18Z")
When did saying “Balls!” to express one’s exasperation become a thing? Leave the Queens Nuts alone! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/54 "2013-12-13T15:56:53Z")
\*\* I’m pregnant! There’s Rioting in Our Streets, Part 3\*\* So, this is your third? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/55 "2013-12-13T16:02:09Z")
**I need some inexpensive gift ideas. Are beads a ‘thing’?** Here are some beads. Make your own gift. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/56 "2013-12-13T16:14:37Z")
\*\*14 Things You Should Never Say to a Gay Man The most disgusting non-food thing you or your child have eaten \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/57 "2013-12-13T16:16:39Z")
\*\*Leave the Queens Nuts alone! I’m pregnant! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/58 "2013-12-13T19:18:05Z")
\*\*What completely normal situations get your goat? Monkey with a gun \*\* That always burns me up, too. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/59 "2013-12-13T21:05:59Z")
\*\* My top 15 Beatles songs When I say “Paul” who’s the first person you think of? \*\* The Walrus ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2013, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/60 "2013-12-13T21:30:45Z")
\*\* When a crime isn’t really a crime Obama’s promise to gift people \*\* He didn’t pinky swear, so it’s OK. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=4)