# Deck The Halls With Sequential Threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 9, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879 "2013-12-09T08:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/581 "2014-02-20T14:30:32Z")
\*\* Movies that upset you terribly Did Scarlett get Rhett back? \*\* Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/582 "2014-02-20T14:46:15Z")
\*\*Ask the 25 Year Old with Dentures I Cannot Burp \*\* Does burping make your dentures fly out? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/583 "2014-02-20T14:57:16Z")
\*\*Poll: Most annoying theist arguments What if centaurs existed? \*\* …and can God make a Centaur so big He can’t pick it up? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/584 "2014-02-20T15:13:52Z")
\*\*help with this math question Katie Upton’s breasts jiggle differently in microgravity. Why? \*\* Show your work. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/585 "2014-02-20T17:15:15Z")
\*\* How much volume was in the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man? Katie Upton’s breasts jiggle differently in microgravity. Why? \*\* There’s gotta be a connection here…or at least a porno movie plot. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/586 "2014-02-20T17:36:56Z")
\*\*What exactly is required for a PHd in (Christian) Theology Ayn Rand and the needy \*\*Asked and answered. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/587 "2014-02-20T19:49:05Z")
\*\*To Suit Up or Not to Suit Up Poll: Buying New Clothes \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/588 "2014-02-20T21:05:26Z")
\*\*Ask the guy who lost 200 pounds in 9 months Finding an aerodynamic shape \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2014, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/589 "2014-02-20T23:41:38Z")
\*\* Who are the most unrelated people on Earth? Bobsled/luge runners\*\* It used to be one big family, but they kept getting thrown off on the turns. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2014, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/590 "2014-02-21T08:52:16Z")
**Damned Women Snake-handling pastor dies of snakebite.** “:mad: If it weren’t for that hussy Eve, listening to that old Serpent…” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2014, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/591 "2014-02-21T13:16:30Z")
\*\* What basic or simple processes/functions are actually difficult for you? Ask the 25 Year Old with Dentures\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2014, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/592 "2014-02-21T13:37:11Z")
\*\* Dark Pillars in My Vision Plot holes in reality \*\* \*\* Irritating Habits of Cute Pets? Friendly stray cat - needs home \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2014, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/593 "2014-02-21T15:56:03Z")
\*\*SDMB Believe It Or…(Weird Facts You’ve Learned Recently) I Cannot Burp \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2014, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/594 "2014-02-21T16:38:38Z")
\*\* Toddlers and Tonsils Gas masks are freaking creepy. \*\* Yeah, screw the anesthetic…just tell the little tykes to hold still. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2014, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/595 "2014-02-21T16:42:59Z")
\*\* Who collects the trash in Galt’s Gulch? Ayn Rand and the needy\*\* A = A. Do the math. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2014, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/596 "2014-02-21T17:27:30Z")
\*\* It’s Time For My Occasional Reminder About Screws Ask the lesbian mama who knows of many half-siblings of her 14yo son by AI \*\* I’m probably going to Hell for that one. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2014, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/597 "2014-02-21T17:32:19Z")
You are if I have anything to do with it! _shakes fist impotently_ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2014, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/598 "2014-02-21T17:45:02Z")
**Kitten Pops Out As Hood Pops Up My mother is scaring me with her memory gaps.** ‘Oh! I was wondering where I put the kitten!’ \*\*Church Sued For $5 M In Wrongful Death Snake-handling pastor dies of snakebite. \*\* Isn’t that like suing yourself? (Hm… Where’s my homeowner’s policy?) . ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2014, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/599 "2014-02-21T17:51:56Z")
\*\* Which Star Wars DVD box set should I buy? “Return of the Jedi” sucked \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2014, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879/600 "2014-02-21T17:53:26Z")
\*\*Any reason not to eat this? (Food safety) Pork and Beans \*\* [Dr. McCoy] It’s an explosive combination [/Dr. McCoy] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=29) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/deck-the-halls-with-sequential-threads/675879.md?page=31)